Today I saw a black gentleman pull up in a Jaguar at the gas station.
Then he opened his trunk, and I was curious as to why he would? I went inside to pay and came out and this nigga was pumping his gas in gardening gloves that he had pulled out of his trunk.
Goddamit, BLACK PEOPLE.
lol
Don’t let me catch you pumping your Jag with gloves on.
I don’t even know you anymore.
I thought you were like this
But now I know you as this
why you think they palms white, its from the corrosion of gas when they dont pump with gardening gloves on
lol
Alright, alright. I get ya.
Do you have any idea how gross everything is that you could possibly touch in a public establishment? Either leave the gloves on all the time or just keep hand sanitizer with you wherever you go.
Instead of making sure my hands stay clean, I make sure they’re as dirty as possible before I touch things. Out filthing the filth is what I call it. You can’t out filth me bro, I dip my hands into my asshole before twisting any knob. Sometimes I keep a bag of rancid meat in my passenger seat to rub my hands in before I pump my gas.
Since we’ve been on Mod talk for a couple of pages… I am currently working on a site with a forum any advice for how to have it run, well assuming people actually take to it?
Mod suggestions
Design suggestions
Pretty much any suggestions.
Have as many ads on your main page as possible, and have them take up as much space as possible. And make sure that if someone tries to click around them that they can’t do it and it registers as a click on the ad anyway, like a fucking porn site.
daaaamn
i do that too o.0
But I was taught to do so by vietnamese chicks
How is your asshole big enough that you can dip your hands in it?
Beauty and the Beast is on ABC Family =o
Hockey is on. Guess which one I won’t be a fag for watching
Beauty and the Beast?
The obvious answer.
Yeah. That plus you wake up drunk because that’s how you went to sleep, your eyes are nowhere NEAR adjusted to the darkness, and all of a sudden…Something touches your face. Something cold, dark, wet, and very, very alive…
It’s the puppy. 
So tell me. How far does one go on a gallon of nightmare fuel these days?
-Starhammer-
Yeah, I’ve had my eye on Soul Calibur V for awhile of course. I look forward to bringing all sorts of characters to that game as well. The potential is that much better now that you can move patterns and images around on the character clothing and armor. Yeah, you already know the first character I make will be a shit monster… this could be the debut appearance of the MONSTURD!
The crazy RPG-like grind that is Gears of War 3 continues… I only recently maxed out barriers in Horde…didn’t realize until recently that the higher difficulties naturally provide faster leveling for your fortifications. I’m focusing on leveling the turrets and decoys up now since they open up the new stuff from the command pack DLC. Sheeeit, the upgraded turret you can get around level 4 is already awesome…certainly a world of difference between that and the crappy level 1 turret. Silverback is going to be a bitch to level up, considering how outrageously expensive it is…$12,500 to buy that shit, and repairs are steep too. In all this time I’ve had the game… I’ve purchased Silverback in Horde exactly one time so far. That makes sense though, considering how devastating it is to the enemies.
Sidenote; that Mulcher and Vulcan…sooo nice… it lets me live out those old childhood fantasies of actually being a T-800…like that scene from part 2 when he was standing at the window with the heavy machine gun, unloading a crazy hail of bullets. Yes…oh yes… this is a real man’s game. The Machismo™ here is quite strong.
My washing machine doesn’t think so.
-Starhammer-
Irennicus learned about it from the D&D nerds who spawned his screenname.
And they ain’t human, any more than his namesake was.
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