SRK Lounge. Now greener than ever!

See that’s why I’ve only been to the beach once. When I HAD to go. I don’t even trust the shore. I know the one time I get all relaxed checking out a bikini bottom or something is the exact moment the tentacle decides to slap up on the beach and put us all on the news. Eff the water. :tup:

Dolphins are the gynaecologists of the sea

Dolphins are notorious for gang rape.

Dolphins probably learned about rape from white people. Like a certain someone on this site whose name escapes me at the moment.

I like how people don’t understand that Rom’ing and reseting to death unsuspecting people to hell and back does more to stop them from wanting to learn the game than to encourage them.

It really does. Losing with no hope of even dealing a hit in is really discouraging.

Learn to block

Three ways at once…

I killed more people from playing MvC2 at my school by teaching one of the players how to IAHV than anything else. After that he’d just do it to everybody and I’m like: Are you serious man? Shit shrank real fast after that .

Hahaha:rofl:. I guess the good thing about SF4 was that the community didn’t have to address how unlikable the made the games to new people so they wouldn’t want to play them ever again. I spent time helping people get better at this and M:TG just because I didn’t want them to get discouraged by random shit they’d never thought possible.

The FGC is either really dumb or intellectually dishonest. They can pick apart SF4 but they’re unable to note what’s bad about past games.

Even worse there are a lot of people who are like the Tea Party idiots commenting on Obama. There are plenty of things wrong with Obama, but they just make shit up to blast him on. Same thing with SF4. I still see people saying :df::df::p: works, but it doesn’t.

Nobody can recognize a good game from a sideshow and that’s why fighting games will forever be shit. There is no hope on the horizon.

As much as i love me some ahvb and the shitty parts of marvel and games in the past, they did have their flaws. What makes games bad now a days are the abundance of comeback mechanics making the skill you needed to learn first from the old games isn’t as required to jump in and play as it used to be when you have xfactor/ultra combos/gems.

That’s why skullgirls is such a good game. It’s got all the great parts of the old games, no real bullshit (yet) and no comeback mechanics. Just a damn good fighting game. I can’t praise it enough and can’t stop saying it might be the best fighting game I’ve ever played.

but, in SF4 Down forward x2, P does = a SRK.
so does DF,D,DF and I think DF,D,DB,D,DF Will result in a DP as well.

the ocean fucking terrifies me. I remember crabs and jellyfish at Daytona Beach when I was a kid. Fuck that nonsense. Drowning is probably the one way I don’t want to die.

all of Earth???

man we own da earf

Remember the N64 games when every game had fog? A combination of being able to render fog, but unable to render environments without a shitload of pop-up.

Daytime fog, nighttime fog, sunny summer day fog… you name it, N64 had it. As long as it was fog.

The Earth is my bitch.
Bitch better be out there making my money.
Edit: Canadacup stream asking people to pay for Premium so they can buy drugs. Yet the stream can’t even stay on for 10 minutes. Terrible.

i still have no clue why they went to fucking Calgary TWICE. This shit should rotate around Canada. Calgary, Vancouver, Toronto, Montreal, and we good.

mmmmmmm Turok

How do you pronounce your name? Bowl? Bow-El? WTF?

uh oh, orochi is gonna be pissed about this post

Damned casuals.

I’m surprised Million hasn’t posted anything about the new character creation stuff for Soul Calibur V. Looks pretty good for a console fighter. :tup:

That’s because most of the community refuses to admit that they just play whatever is new and call it a day. Not that there’s anything wrong with that but, people going around making statements of whether or not a game is tournament viable…whatever man. People need to fez up to the fact that they play a combination of new/fun; with fun being a huge factor in it. But whatever, some aspects in this community are 6 shades of stupid.

I thought it was this combined with some crazed/bitchmade loyalty to Capcom.

I’d rather play vs the CPU and be in training mode all day then play vs people in a game I don’t like.