And I don’t mean the environment. I just pooped and it was green.
I’ve had poop that was green then red on the end of it.
Oops, wait, that was just blood.
This thread is off to a great start. 
the spinach herb wraps from Mission Foods make my poo green.
Oreos give you black shit which is always scary because black shits usually mean blood in your shit.
I eat guacamole…my shit comes out looking the exact same way.
you had me at shit.
The Halloween orange icees from BK used to give you green shit, and the black icees gave you black shit.
Going to eat a quart of sherbert.
Be back with pics. And possibly new inspiration for a new character in Millions little driving game. Rainbow Shitbert?
Horatio: Thus far this thread has proven to be Puts on sunglasses The shit.
-Starhammer-
Holy shit. New thread already?
No, just no…
The Icoffin would be fucking awesome. Solar powered and it plays music in both your coffin and at the touch of a button, around your grave for all to hear. You can use your own playlist and have relatives upload the newest tunes into your tomb. Fucking million dollar idea bitches.
Green poo?
I know Sarah Palin believes you guys are awfully close to Russia, but I would have thought that the Chernobyl fallout would have long ago worked itself out.
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My poo was green because I had eaten a sunken ship in the Mediterranean Sea earlier that day. Which also explains the blood, metal can really tear you up.
So now you know. I don’t just shit trains, I shit luxury cruisers.
Okay, Cthulhu.
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How busted do you think she looks now Mr. Dances with Bulls?
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Fuck this bullshit about forgiving the mother. God damn pussy pass.
so dont ever dress up like a ninja in salem,ma on halloween. 5 dudes tried to start shit with me…3 of them tried to steal my sword or at least touch it. fuck you. in any normal situation id have punched every fucking one of them in the face.
You’re supposed to bring other ninjas with you.
Ninja done right
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I just zipped home to drop off flowers to surprise my wife when she gets home. I pulled back into work, top down, blasting Push It. I can’t help but think…I’m fucking awesome.
I shall never, ever get used to the concept of your no longer having a future-wife.
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