SRK Lounge: More like turned on by Lesbian Seagulls

Kill him.:canpepsi:

Palm trees.

Chinese divers have an advantage cause they have no booty.

dude asked me if I wanted to help his furniture moving business for $10 an hour, apparently I look mexican to him. thats less than mcdonalds

Sunday Bundayzzz Rio ED.! :open_mouth:

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Haikyu!! helped me understand Women’s Volleyball better.

Dat camera work!

I hate when we get the one gay camera man who dont show the track and indoor volleyball girls from the waste down.

It was BOTH.

Wait…

Was it only, Gief’s-Speedo-Mucher’s/Sovi3t’s sister?

I though Pertho eventually made that error, too.

I do remember that PapaR came back, just to bust a nut on a pic of Sovi3t’s mom. :shake:

So I guess I’m the only one who has seen a pic of Pertho’s sis?

That’s probably because I’m the only one he knows for certain would act right.

Pretty, seemly looking lass.

I’m sure one of them is adopted. :coffee:

@Pertho

It’s more than believable. I’ve heard Waka Flocka and Two chainz say the same. The dumb shit sells.

Our master bedroom is great. Spacious, has a BD player, Roku, 42", and all that. But, most importantly, it’s the only room we air condition. I got home from work like, “It doesn’t feel too bad down here.” 3 shots and a shower later, I feel like I’m on fire for simply being downstairs.

I think that’s a good move, economically. Plus, I like that it always ends up being our summertime sanctuary.

Some argue that while it makes very subtle SJW stuff, I have seen far worse. As for the undertones there’s a reason it’s called also called Lesbian Space Rocks. Not my kind of show to watch as I hate the design of the characters (then again I said the same about One Piece and gave that a try and I was happy I gave it a chance)

Arguably The Amazing World Of Gumball is the best show on CN right now. At least IMO.

So half my state is underwater now. Groovy. You know, the city planners warned the government for YEARS that this could happen. yet they did almost nothing and spent almost nothing on this problem to fix it. It’s a damn shame.

I know Louisianna is in a state of emergency but just how bad is it? I mean I saw that vid @mIRC posted of that woman being saved from her sinking car. But is that like just a specific area that got hit the worst or is a notable portion of the state just straight FUBAR?

Ever have a girl lick your balls without asking?

That is a keeper

Getting one’s balls licked is dull.

It’d be even lesser than a handsie, except for the implicition of an imminent blowjob.

“I was whipped 89 times for smoking.”

Better PSA than all the “Truth” commercials combined.

-Starhammer-

Certain managers at my job are ass. Really wish they’d ban smoke breaks in restaurants. These dickbags go out at the worst fucking times and seemingly stay out until everyone else has handled it.

Today to the manager
"can you guys wait till this window is clear?"
“There’s like 6 other servers that aren’t going outside”
“6 other servers that need help”
“You know you can come out here too”

Amazing fucking management. Tired of co-workers fucking you over? Just help them fuck everyone else over too!

Hey i don’t like my salad tossed or my butthole fingered

I won’t play with a chick who goes there.

I mean, I am hella clean, and all.

But if she goes there, straight away, I would have serious doubts about my original judgement in hooking up with her.