SRK Lounge: More like turned on by Lesbian Seagulls

Damn, that kid’s skin passes the “napkin test”

While Tekno thinks this is trashcan shoryuken waifu.com

Welp, I don’t think I’ve played SFV in a couple of months. Gonna hop on and try not to scrub it up.

Indoor volleyball on @Million

Lol…there’s a 6’5 broad on team China. So it’s safe to assume she dates outside her race.

Semen.

Semen poster.

He is a semen poster.

Never forget.

though we all wish we could

(I can never un-see Pertho’s sister, like that)

I have fucked a 6’5 chick

But she was white

Planted a new garden:

http://i.imgur.com/a2XbXrn.jpg

Lindsey Vonn in those new Reese’s commercials airing during Olympics— PRIME white meat right there, dammit. :clap:

I think that’s just in the South now. New York and other northern dudes don’t really sag no more. And yeah I never understood how that caught on. It’s gay as fuck. It’s like you’re advertising your ass. Like a walking snack vendor at a baseball game “Fresh Butt! Get your fresh young man butt here! Nice,clean and never been touched! Fresh Man Butt!” Like how is that gangsta? How does that look intimidating?

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Mai Car-fu

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The best pants saggings are the ones where the top of the pants are at the very bottom of the buttocks, and yet somehow stay on. What is their secret?

they have erections.

Sag Sundays

That was Sovi3ts sister.

What the fuck is the back window? Fucking retarded. Stupid fucking car.

Fitted or tight pants.

They see me rolling. They hatiiiiinng trynna catch riding dirty

haha tru

http://i.imgur.com/8EKVTz8.jpg

Good ol’ B. Watkins… as usual, I figured he would place blame elsewhere and sure enough, he did…heh, the “race pimps” are always predictable :get_outta_here:

yep

Spoiler

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfYO33FRqZY

Yeah, it’s always the fault of White Supremacy, folks…always.

Hahahahahaha, Belgian judoka who won a bronze medal in the Olympic Games has been arrested after losing a fight with a hotel receptionist.

Give his medal to the receptionist!

Ok ok, he went into the fight with a drunk handicap, but it’s still funny. He was trying to chase a female thief who stole his phone while he was celebrating, but he went to the wrong place and picked the wrong fight.

Friend showed me this rapper named Future.

…He fucking sucks.

Yea he does. Beleive it or not he dumbed his music down even more.

Idk if i told the story here or in the rap thread but, i knew him years ago through my cousin. They used to promote together and he would bring him over to my place after they were done promoting and they would help themselves to my booze and cereal. We would then play SVC Chaos (bc he hated cvs2 and 3s). He used to always try to play and sell his wack mixtapes(for $5) to me. I remember specifically telling him that he wont ever get big bc his lyrics are terrible and no one wants to hear that shit.

Fast forward 6 years into the Future and hes worth a few million dollars.

I was totally defeated.

For the third time, what type of plants !??!?!?!1!!11111oneonequestionmarkone!!1