Shy bladder.
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Did you not read? Hell no I got out of there ASAP I was pretty grossed out I didn’t even finish lol, to this day I don’t think I’ve ever had a weirder sexual request.
This nigga claims he was an ace pilot in the army but can’t change the damn language setting on DVD after I explained it to him twice. Jesus Christ…
Any chick ever see how tall you were and try to get you into diapers and call them momma? I could see that shit happening at least once.
Considering that he probably still wets the bed it isn’t that much of a stretch. Old breast fed until he was 15 looking ass bitch.
Navigating those menus can be tough. 
This nigga ready to fight me bout the movie…but his ass ain’t even got a remote to the player, which is why he can’t change the settings…
You have to know your clientele, HD-Man. I suggest a refund. Give the man his $2.50 back.
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every punch thrown by the Navy Seal snaps HD-Man’s head backwards- his dreadlocks whipping his back like a slave master. his DNA remembers the pain of his ancestors. he defecates on the floor.
like he pulled he pulled his pants off first to do it. he didn’t do it involuntarily as a result of getting beat up.
That actually still show these real world challenges?? Wtf…some of them have to be in their 40s
That’s the plan, then never sell a movie to him again. He actually JUST admitted he’s a fucking dumbass after causing a commotion for nothing. So there’s that…
Not worried bout army guy laying hands on me. His ass ain’t fast enough to dodge a bullet , idgaf how much training he has. That nigga ain’t Solid Snake, bet that
the man pummeling HD-Man’s cherubic-like face into bloody oatmeal was a confirmed member of SEAL Team Six. an uppercut knocked HD-Man into his media center- sending blank DVDs flying. a few of the DVDs landed in HD-Man’s pile of excrement. one DVD slid perfectly onto the violent warrior’s erect penis.
nobody cried at HD-Man’s funeral.
“What’s that gun for?”
“Oh, I sell DVDs.”
Bruh I would be too if a girl told me to piss on her with her best Texas rapper accent. Smh.
This must be a thing again. P soon we’re gonna get Lounges lasting 50 pages again, making it hard to keep up.
The only way to truly piss me off is if you kill yourself.
And you want to make me mad, right?
50page lounge was the shit, only the right stuff survived that hell!
Sheeeeit, that Diablo 3 patch is out… but this is the first one I was NOT looking forward to, since it seems to be mostly nerfs to various things. Y’know, in a game with infinitely scaling difficulty… I don’t really see the point of toning certain abilities and characters down. All the “nerf” does is make people not want to play certain characters anymore, really. I suppose there’s some good things though—3 extra difficulties (Torment XIII!), and keywardens are now apparently guaranteed to drop a machine when you kill them.
*On another note—I noticed that school has started again already, which naturally means that traffic in the mornings and afternoons goes back to being unbelievably retarded. I was late to work for the first time in probably a few years this morning (1 hour and 25 minutes on the road…for a trip that is normally around 22 to 25 minutes).
…also—they’ve really cut that school year starting point back. I remember “back in my day” it wasn’t starting until around late August or early September…but I did notice them scaling it back each year even then…and that pissed me off, man…1 year it’s 9/01, then the next year it was 8/31, then 8/28, etc…absolute horseshit, man… cutting into my summer vacation time like that.
I don’t need diapers to be in deep shit, since your mom’s back door is being renovated and your dad just came through the front.