SRK Lounge: More like turned on by Lesbian Seagulls

This some outworldhouse problems. :coffee:

“Miss the first page of the new Lounge”

Just fucking great. . .

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The Warning system is turrible. You used to be able to ban people for any arbitrary unit of time, now it’s just 5 pts of Warnings is a 2 or 4 week timeout. Sucks because most times people can just chill for a couple hours and come back normal. :sad:

When I was 15 or 16 I fucked a black girl who begged me to pee in her pussy right before she came, it was weird and I couldn’t leave her place fast enough.

You get to live your lifelong dream of R. Kellying a white bitch. My question is why aren’t you doing this again? Reparations son! This is literally what people like Martin Luther King fought for my nigga. Rep your ancestors! :tup:

is that fancy sunkist?

Did you do it?

@Pertho

That twerk vid was horrible bro. Like I take the ban hammer over watching that shit any day.

Did it to a black girl once while we were in the shower. Girl got on her knees & I thought i was getting head but she just goes, I swear to god, “Well? What you waitin on mane?”

It was at that point I said I was done with black chicks for awhile. This girl though was legit blocking the door out of the bath room until she got hosed down.

That one is the classic though. Can’t say that bounce gets any better though. New Orleans is a crazy place.

Raise your hand if you believe this story.

@Lounge why isn’t this fool peeing on a girl that wants to get peed on?

WHICH ONE OF U WAS THIS

Sometimes you must relieve yourself on these harlots. It just means theyre not worthy of receiving the Holy seed…so instead, they get the lowly pee :gingerthaitea:

Personally, I dont believe in piss play…but I lemonaded a few broads. Two in the shower bc I had to piss. The other was some Korean broad who would legit eat my shit if I told her too.

Nigga, I called it. Except I figured you’d deem her unworthy of thy golden droplets. :rofl:

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It’s a trap!

Come you fiends…show me what passes for fury amongst your misbegotten kind.

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Secret life of pets was dope. Here is a wip. gonna do a little bit more, not much. Will probably draw Duke also and make both of them into a small illus.

i need you to give me a rough sketch of 2-D crying like a scared child in a bathroom while a beautiful girl is in the next room begging him to pee on her.