SRK Lounge: More like turned on by Lesbian Seagulls

[KimuraLOX]

When the hands come out juuuuust good enough, lol.

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[angelpalm]

"Hey guys, this is 2- D, coming to you live from a Hilton Hotel room where my latest tinder sexploit won’t let me leave the bath room on account of me not peeing on her.

Is it because I’m black? Is it because shes a weird white woman? Check back at srk news @ 9!"

Did you pee IN her, though?

When I was 15 or 16 I fucked a black girl who begged me to pee in her pussy right before she came, it was weird and I couldn’t leave her place fast enough.

Did you do it?

Did you not read? Hell no I got out of there ASAP I was pretty grossed out I didn’t even finish lol, to this day I don’t think I’ve ever had a weirder sexual request.

Any chick ever see how tall you were and try to get you into diapers and call them momma? I could see that shit happening at least once.

I don’t need diapers to be in deep shit, since your mom’s back door is being renovated and your dad just came through the front.

[Azure]

"Hey guys, this is 2- D, coming to you live from a Hilton Hotel room where my latest tinder sexploit won’t let me leave the bath room on account of me not peeing on her.

Is it because I’m black? Is it because shes a weird white woman? Check back at srk news @ 9!"

Did you pee IN her, though?

When I was 15 or 16 I fucked a black girl who begged me to pee in her pussy right before she came, it was weird and I couldn’t leave her place fast enough.

Did you do it?

Did you not read? Hell no I got out of there ASAP I was pretty grossed out I didn’t even finish lol, to this day I don’t think I’ve ever had a weirder sexual request.

Any chick ever see how tall you were and try to get you into diapers and call them momma? I could see that shit happening at least once.

I don’t need diapers to be in deep shit, since your mom’s back door is being renovated and your dad just came through the front.

Why were you watching underneath them?

How were you watching underneath them?

Were you… filming?

[crotchpuncha]

"Hey guys, this is 2- D, coming to you live from a Hilton Hotel room where my latest tinder sexploit won’t let me leave the bath room on account of me not peeing on her.

Is it because I’m black? Is it because shes a weird white woman? Check back at srk news @ 9!"

Did you pee IN her, though?

When I was 15 or 16 I fucked a black girl who begged me to pee in her pussy right before she came, it was weird and I couldn’t leave her place fast enough.

Did you do it?

Did you not read? Hell no I got out of there ASAP I was pretty grossed out I didn’t even finish lol, to this day I don’t think I’ve ever had a weirder sexual request.

Any chick ever see how tall you were and try to get you into diapers and call them momma? I could see that shit happening at least once.

I don’t need diapers to be in deep shit, since your mom’s back door is being renovated and your dad just came through the front.

Man you think you soynd witty…but this is fucking awful.

[Azure]

"Hey guys, this is 2- D, coming to you live from a Hilton Hotel room where my latest tinder sexploit won’t let me leave the bath room on account of me not peeing on her.

Is it because I’m black? Is it because shes a weird white woman? Check back at srk news @ 9!"

Did you pee IN her, though?

When I was 15 or 16 I fucked a black girl who begged me to pee in her pussy right before she came, it was weird and I couldn’t leave her place fast enough.

Did you do it?

Did you not read? Hell no I got out of there ASAP I was pretty grossed out I didn’t even finish lol, to this day I don’t think I’ve ever had a weirder sexual request.

Any chick ever see how tall you were and try to get you into diapers and call them momma? I could see that shit happening at least once.

I don’t need diapers to be in deep shit, since your mom’s back door is being renovated and your dad just came through the front.

Man you think you soynd witty…but this is fucking awful.

AND awful fucking, by the sound of it.

That typo is perfect, by the way.

[The_Damned]

(Well, I guess I can just close this thread now that orochizoolander has bested angelpalm with that genius quip. [/please note this is sarcasm])

Anyway, I forgot to note before the last thread closed, but, yeah, @WTF-AKUMA-HAX, I’ve known about how much horrible bullshit has been going on in Rio with regards to the Olympics because of keeping with PBS Newshour for the last year. The world as a whole will be “lucky” if the worst thing that happens due to the overwhelming greed and stupidity involved is “only” a couple of athletes death during the games rather than some type of superbug and/or Zika virus outbreak.

The way that 2016 has been going doesn’t exactly give me reason to hope for a “good” outcome though.

[dab00g]

"Hey guys, this is 2- D, coming to you live from a Hilton Hotel room where my latest tinder sexploit won’t let me leave the bath room on account of me not peeing on her.

Is it because I’m black? Is it because shes a weird white woman? Check back at srk news @ 9!"

Did you pee IN her, though?

When I was 15 or 16 I fucked a black girl who begged me to pee in her pussy right before she came, it was weird and I couldn’t leave her place fast enough.

Did you do it?

Did you not read? Hell no I got out of there ASAP I was pretty grossed out I didn’t even finish lol, to this day I don’t think I’ve ever had a weirder sexual request.

Any chick ever see how tall you were and try to get you into diapers and call them momma? I could see that shit happening at least once.

I don’t need diapers to be in deep shit, since your mom’s back door is being renovated and your dad just came through the front.

Why were you watching underneath them?

How were you watching underneath them?

Were you… filming?

He swims in port-o-potties

[AYO]

"Hey guys, this is 2- D, coming to you live from a Hilton Hotel room where my latest tinder sexploit won’t let me leave the bath room on account of me not peeing on her.

Is it because I’m black? Is it because shes a weird white woman? Check back at srk news @ 9!"

Did you pee IN her, though?

When I was 15 or 16 I fucked a black girl who begged me to pee in her pussy right before she came, it was weird and I couldn’t leave her place fast enough.

Did you do it?

Did you not read? Hell no I got out of there ASAP I was pretty grossed out I didn’t even finish lol, to this day I don’t think I’ve ever had a weirder sexual request.

Any chick ever see how tall you were and try to get you into diapers and call them momma? I could see that shit happening at least once.

I don’t need diapers to be in deep shit, since your mom’s back door is being renovated and your dad just came through the front.

Well, you tried your best.

[Negaduck]

Man Lucio ball is a whole lot of damn fun. If rocket league is at least as fun (I’m fairly certain it’s way more so than overwatch) I’ll need to pick it up. Never got around to buying it and holy shit it get it.

[BBQ]

"Hey guys, this is 2- D, coming to you live from a Hilton Hotel room where my latest tinder sexploit won’t let me leave the bath room on account of me not peeing on her.

Is it because I’m black? Is it because shes a weird white woman? Check back at srk news @ 9!"

Did you pee IN her, though?

When I was 15 or 16 I fucked a black girl who begged me to pee in her pussy right before she came, it was weird and I couldn’t leave her place fast enough.

Did you do it?

Did you not read? Hell no I got out of there ASAP I was pretty grossed out I didn’t even finish lol, to this day I don’t think I’ve ever had a weirder sexual request.

Any chick ever see how tall you were and try to get you into diapers and call them momma? I could see that shit happening at least once.

I don’t need diapers to be in deep shit, since your mom’s back door is being renovated and your dad just came through the front.

[Starhammer]

"Hey guys, this is 2- D, coming to you live from a Hilton Hotel room where my latest tinder sexploit won’t let me leave the bath room on account of me not peeing on her.

Is it because I’m black? Is it because shes a weird white woman? Check back at srk news @ 9!"

Did you pee IN her, though?

When I was 15 or 16 I fucked a black girl who begged me to pee in her pussy right before she came, it was weird and I couldn’t leave her place fast enough.

Did you do it?

Did you not read? Hell no I got out of there ASAP I was pretty grossed out I didn’t even finish lol, to this day I don’t think I’ve ever had a weirder sexual request.

Any chick ever see how tall you were and try to get you into diapers and call them momma? I could see that shit happening at least once.

not that, but this one chick in Japan got me to give her a piggyback ride. Speaking of that story…

**HOW THE FUCK YOU GONNA BE 6 FEET TALL AND HAVE NO TITTIES!?!?!?!? NONE!! GODDAMMIT!!! **

-Starhammer-

[dab00g]

You like them boards though

[angelpalm]

https://www.yahoo.com/sports/news/crowd-boos-hope-solo-during-usas-olympic-opener-012723713.html

Crowd boos Hope Solo during USA’s Olympic opener
Emily McLanahan,Fourth-Place Medal 5 hours ago Comments Sign in to like Reblog on Tumblr Share Tweet Email

Hope Solo is not very popular in Brazil. That much was clear during the U.S. Women’s National Team game Wednesday against New Zealand in their Olympic opener in Belo Horizonte.

Every time Solo touched the ball, the crowd at Mineirao Stadium booed and whistled loudly, even shouting “Zika!” at one point in unison.

Ouch.

Crowd boos Hope Solo during USA’s Olympic opener
Emily McLanahan,Fourth-Place Medal 5 hours ago Comments Sign in to like Reblog on Tumblr Share Tweet Email

Hope Solo is not very popular in Brazil. That much was clear during the U.S. Women’s National Team game Wednesday against New Zealand in their Olympic opener in Belo Horizonte.

Every time Solo touched the ball, the crowd at Mineirao Stadium booed and whistled loudly, even shouting “Zika!” at one point in unison.

Ouch.

Hope Solo of United States looks on during the first round match between the United States and New Zealand during the Rio 2016 Olympic Games. (Getty Images)
Hope Solo of United States looks on during the first round match between the United States and New Zealand during the Rio 2016 Olympic Games. (Getty Images)
The soccer player has been extremely vocal about the Zika virus and even criticized the IOC for not moving the games from Manaus, a city known to struggle with mosquito control.

el oh el

[Rick_Ross]

@angelpalm

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highlight that^
CTRL+F
Type in 9
That is my message to you and your coonery buffoonery as of late.

[Hecatom]

"Hey guys, this is 2- D, coming to you live from a Hilton Hotel room where my latest tinder sexploit won’t let me leave the bath room on account of me not peeing on her.

Is it because I’m black? Is it because shes a weird white woman? Check back at srk news @ 9!"

Did you pee IN her, though?

When I was 15 or 16 I fucked a black girl who begged me to pee in her pussy right before she came, it was weird and I couldn’t leave her place fast enough.

I have dated some girls like that, though peeing inside a pussy is one of my fetishes, so it was all fine with me.

[Starhammer]

You like them boards though

cute is cute, but damn. It’s like a fat chick with no damn rack. It’s like life just wanted you to know that YOU ma’am, caught the genetic bitchslap.

…At least squats make legs work. All is not yet lost.

-Starhammer-

[angelpalm]

@angelpalm

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highlight that^
CTRL+F
Type in 9
That is my message to you and your coonery buffoonery as of late.

[Missing_Person]

Someone made Pertho mod?

Yay?

[thurst]

Do you even SRK, bro?

[ThePurpleBunny]

"Hey guys, this is 2- D, coming to you live from a Hilton Hotel room where my latest tinder sexploit won’t let me leave the bath room on account of me not peeing on her.

Is it because I’m black? Is it because shes a weird white woman? Check back at srk news @ 9!"

Did you pee IN her, though?

When I was 15 or 16 I fucked a black girl who begged me to pee in her pussy right before she came, it was weird and I couldn’t leave her place fast enough.

Did you do it?

Did you not read? Hell no I got out of there ASAP I was pretty grossed out I didn’t even finish lol, to this day I don’t think I’ve ever had a weirder sexual request.

Any chick ever see how tall you were and try to get you into diapers and call them momma? I could see that shit happening at least once.

I don’t need diapers to be in deep shit, since your mom’s back door is being renovated and your dad just came through the front.

Remember those “Dozens” skits on In Living Color, and eventually someone has to give a bad one and lose the game?

OZ lost the game.