SRK Lounge: More like turned on by Lesbian Seagulls

Orphan of Kos is kinda has the same artificial difficulty in that you can easily read his move but his parry timing is so weird and narrow compared to the rest of the non-DLC game, same with anchor shark guy. Fuck that guy.

Yeah, it took me a second. In the first phase that attack where the dancer stands up and takes one extra step than you expect to blow up the roll attempt killed me so many times until I actually studied it

Roll forward, amd he attacks from ypur right to the left.

For his charge attack, look for the animation before he attacks and roll left pr right, the more distance between you amd him the easier, but it means you camt punish

Why is it that every time I see a new record attempt for the longest tongue, it’s always a woman?

Chameleon Chica

Thanks, yeah I’m at the point where I know the strategy, just gotta hit the execution. It’s always phase 2 when he gets me. Multiple quick hits and then one slow hit before I can heal.

Legit got him to within 1-2 hits left a couple times. I’ll body him tonight.

I don’t think Dancer can be parried, she’ll just plow right through your attempts. Best to just dodge.

I thought The Dancer was pretty easy myself.

Ride-sharing drivers should put Hawaiian Hula dolls in their cars.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CrA8YYGWcAEx5DK.jpg

Ironically she filmed the video with the intention of causing an online dogpile on the driver, but instead it completely back fired. She had to delete her Twitter account which has now been taken over by a troll.

https://twitter.com/tornadoliese/status/770120437338628096

[quote=“Xvideos, post:3727, topic:180661”]

Uber drivers should put up hawaiian dolls in their cars.

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Days slow, I believe. :coffee:

What weapons did you use? I’m using a claymore so while I got big damage, I’m slower so the dancers speed is tough to deal with

(Was not XVideos the one who posted the original video of that in the first place though, Cyntalan? [/too lazy to go back and check])

Regardless, while she is unrepentant, at least she can admit that she is “an annoying monster who will talk annoying shit all day.” There is more than most people can admit, especially among the rank of SJWs.

goes back to not giving a fuck about her

It’s been posted before? I didn’t see it yesterday or today.

(Ugh. Most of the time I really do hate having to eat.)

Oh, right. Now I remember. The video about her was posted by white shadow about a couple days ago, XVideos. It is about six or so pages back though, so you missing it is unsurprising.

I am NOT listening to that bitch’s voice again.

Listen. All you lyft drivers, taxicab owners, schoolbus drivers, imo chauffers (SP?) and whatever else where you have to deal with back seat fuckers. You can Taser them. in the fucking face. FUCK 'EM. Zap their asses until they glow in the dark. Barbecue dat bitch!!

-Starhammer-

Oh, so I’m using a refined claymore, it I use like, resin to lightning that bitch up, do those buffs stack and let me ky kiske it up? Or does the lightning (or whatever element) override the refined gem’s scaling bonus?

I haven’t really used any elemental buffs because I didn’t want to mess my damage up

Lmao niggas ain’t got enough self discipline to not fail a class over a videogame? GTFO son and flip some burgers.

Would have loved to see @RockBogart be the driver for that woman.

Still waiting on those cams rock was talking about installing. Trying to stream rock’s 1st season of ‘ubercab confessions’

Some unfair shit happening at work. That I’m not a part of, thankfully. Fuuck, I’d be pissed if I were these other guys. They lost their overtime and they didn’t get as near a big of a raise as the rest of us.

Damn.

:tdown:

He would’ve said okay when she demanded to be dropped off at home and even would’ve offered her the aux.

I used the Astora Greatsword…I always use Greatswords lol.

Resins won’t over ride your sharp augment. Resins give your weapon a flat buff in the associated element, they are the best way to elementally buff your weapons. If there would be a conflicting issue with a buff then the game just flat out won’t let you buff your weapon over the already applied element.

Pro tip, if you want to remove a resin buff early you can switch the weapon into your pocket by pressing left or right, then pulling it back out and the buff will be gone. This is a good way to re-apply a buff you know is about to run out and you know a window to do so is coming up.