You’ve come a long way @“Dangerous J”
“Bitch, sit down.”
crank up the stereo, Slam gas
destination
“Bitch, get out.”
:tup:
Appreciate the tips brother. Next playthrough I want to try to use a great sword. But that one I might use a walk through so I can see 100% of stuff the game has (on a fresh playthrough of course).
After this is bloodborne though. Kirkhammer will be best hammer.
You on PS4? If so if my net is back by then we should co-op.
I think a good beginner greatsword in DSIII is the Exacutioners Greatsword, it has an innate buff that restores FP on hit. It’s also available early in the game to which is nice.
Claymore is also always a winner.
Her, you mean. No, you cannot parry her. 
Dancer is one of the hardest bosses in the game imo. Dodging her is really hard a lot of the times because she has a lot of multi-hit moves that stunlock you to death. Especially her signature death spin move. If rolling isn’t working for you, you could try using a Greatshield and just bait her for a hit or two when she’s open for a punish.
If you REALLY want to roll your way to victory though, you could do like me and just equip the Carthus Milkring and Carthus Bloodring. Both will give your rolls a TON of invincibility and you’ll look badass while doing it too.
Good luck, that boss was the source of my fury for a good week or so when DSIII dropped lol.
@Manx Fuck em. I guaran-fucking-tee that they would not have been anywhere near as concerned as you had they got the raise and you were on the way out the door. Revel in the fact that you didn’t put up with bullshit at your job for nothing.
YUp Manx it says a lot about your sterling character that you worried about your fellow colleague but at the end of the day fuck em, RL is European Extreme mode, gotta move on over these serfs.
Don’t worry. I’ll wipe away these tears with my new hourly rate print-out.
:tup:
i as already tired of the old name to the point i was hating it.
if this was old srk i wouldve just retired this account and created a new account just to rock a new name.
but i cant do that anymore because for whatever technical/technology reason when i create a new account here the website WILL NOT SEND me the “confirm email” email to my email address.
its like SRK hates my ip address or something.
because regardless of the email address i use…outlook, yahoo, google etc etc it just wont appear in my inbox or spambox. it just wont send.
i’ll assume its just me. and doesnt happen to anyone else.
i’ve even tried getting the send confirmation email to work by switching computers. but nope. wont work regardless.
i had to go bother mr.Wizard by hitting up his facebook and having him personally confirm my email by hand to regain posting powers.
cuz without the confirm email i can lurk…but i cant post.
i hate hate hate vanilla forums.
i hate the switch.
i wish we would all go back to vBulletin boards like the good ole days when we could rock gifs for avs n shit.
edit: even if vBulletin lagged like fuck i prefer it since it actually functioned unlike this hot garbage vanilla boards.
This is one of my builds. Check it out! When i was still playing DS3 i rarely saw people using greatsword of judgment which i thought was kinda odd
since it’s a really fun sword to use and does good damage all in 1 go.
You should only be concerned with Dancer if you are using a super heavy and clunky weapon imo.
But then again it is difficult to get a “read” on the dancer too so i guess no matter what you use there is always a risk of getting hit whenever you are on the offense.
(Huh. Noted. Not sure that what is about since I am completely inept at coding.)
Speaking hating things, man, I guess I should be grateful that this building has washer and driers at all, especially in multiple, but trying to use one of those damn things and have the first one you choose actually work is like a 50/50. Got done finally washing my bedsheets only to notice that might have actually been dirtier than when I put them in there. Mind you, this was when I had made sure that nothing was in the washer I was using. At the very least, they visibly were not any cleaner than they were I put them in.
Ugh. If I could wash things efficiently by hand, then I would totally do that, especially given it would save money.
Appreciate all the tips homies.
@crotchpuncha yeah I’m. On ps4. Haven’t done any co-op yet. Probably on playthrough 2. Or on a different character. Trying to handle this one solo
@“The Martian” how do you know what the dancer identifies as? #triggered
But really, I’ll be at the bitch today. Those slow attacks got my rolls several times for sure.
@ExposedD dope, I’ll have to check that weapon out.
Thanks again homies.
Testosterone Tuesdays
(Gross. There is a point where one can get too muscular.)
Fuck. Apparently discolored the bag I was rewashing and had one of the better driers semi-break on me and almost eat my change. Damn “bad luck”.
Had a few beers playing eve online, fucking 10 cans of fosters later… :mad:
Eve is weird to me cause I always see articles of dudes who spend tons of cash in the game then get their ship destroyed and lose it all.
(is noticing a bunch of a pony avatars again
Did someone lose a bet?)
And now, on the converse of my last post, my sheets and pillow covers are so clean that they are far bluer that I remember them ever being in…years. Ick. When was the last time I washed these things?
Anyway, thank you Oxiclean. [/not a paid spokeperson]
Spoiler
dat tongue 
dem calves
But you’re dodging the shitstorm right? If so, cool. :tup:
-Starhammer-
Only bitch niggas buy stuff, real players sink hundreds upon hundreds of hours of their own time into making the necessary resources to construct such a capital ship, easily as the expense of their real life, families and job then enjoy about 5 minutes in such a beast, only yea, to see it get pointed, neuted then destroyed.
The white man never murders for no reason.