SRK Lounge: More like turned on by Lesbian Seagulls

My phone auto corrected Jimmy into Mommy.

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But seriously though, thanks

I refuse to believe you can be this stupid lol… You’re trolling… Right? PLEASE tell me you’re trying to pull everyone’s leg. Tell me you’re feigning ignorance. Please.

I want you to realize two things here.

1: If he didn’t have the videotape evidence, he would most likely be in jail for a crime he didn’t commit.
2: If he had married her, the videotape evidence wouldn’t get him out of paying alimony, he probably would’ve lost his house, and if there had been kids involved…Yeah. Welcome to hell dude. PLEASE be careful out there gentlemen.

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-Starhammer-

We used to think you were just a troll too, PA.

Spoiler

:^)

Somebody get gramps his geritol and his meds. He might end up naked wandering the streets again

FYI, no one who speaks Spanish will ever say “huele bicho”.

Palabra.

Thought I was the only guy watching this shit, crunchy roll be praised.

Like randomly turn on first episode cause of the artwork then its "this a fucking puppet show? How old is this shit… "BOOM good guy gets his exploded and yer pretty much gonna see where this show is headed.

SyFy can show The Core for 24 hours and I could watch it for 24 hours, but it’s still one of the dumbest movies ever made.

It’s used in PR. Not the most common insult though. Mama bicho (cocksucker) is the more popular option.

Yeah, “cock smeller” isn’t really a thing in any language.

When you say smeller it sounds bad. But if you say cock sniffer, it sounds a bit better.

Smeller though.

Had a weird conversation with a smash player yesterday. In the smash scene, smash 4 people are the grumpy bastards. Wonder if the funk thing has to do with youngins.

This nigga really complaining about an English loan word when negro is derived from the Latin nigrum to begin with? Your entire fucking language structure is borrowed from the Romans! And most of the South/Middle American Spanish words are borrowed from native tribes! That is literally how languages work! If you don’t have a word for something, you take someone else’s!

On the topic of ethnic words, I will never find it not hilarious that French people just call black people black. Like, they will use noir/noire for everything except skin color. Niggas be black, even in France.

brand new financial offer ad :coffee:

Shocking!!!
You won’t believe what this teen puts in her anus!

Fuck was he doing trying to wife a woman 16 younger than him??? Did he really expect this to play out in any sort of good way? Not saying that chick isn’t crazy, but damn dudes gotta be smart, especially if you got money like that.

Man I shouldn’t have dropped that Chem class to play MGS:V when it came out lol.

I would like to think any self-respecting medical examiner would see the difference between self-inflicted injuries and actual abuse. I mean, they already hired an expert witness who is ridiculously overqualified to say where a black eye came from, so if she beat herself up it’s not like they wouldn’t have been able to contest it anyway. Protip: Scamming a rich motherfucker out of money with trumped up charges is actually really hard, because he’ll probably spend less proving you’re full of shit. And to play devil’s advocate, statistics suggest that percentage-wise men don’t get falsely accused of rape or spousal abuse with higher frequency than any other crime, so there’s no point in being scared of women accusing you any more than some dude saying you stole his shit.

(just ignored everything StockyJam–why did you change name?–posted in the last three pages)

Blegh. Fell asleep without meaning to do so and in my glasses again. Need to stop that again even though it’s so difficult to for me to get to sleep in the first place.

I know that, which is part of the reason that I am pretty much ignoring this “controversy” where I can despite the local news devoting such a significant chunk of time to it given I live in the Bay Area.

I was just stating so far the latter criticism is generally the only really intelligent thing I have seen come out of it. Apparently the Alameda police department has invited him to come down and see how they work (so they can beat him), which is at least something productive unlike the San Francisco police department basically just getting pissed off at him despite arguably being the most racist of the Bay Area departments in terms of recent scandals.

Very well then.

Starring The Damned as Pharaoh Man (right down to being the “whitest” black guy in the room even when both The Epidemic and RockBogart are around) [/Dangerous J]

Dancer of the boreal Valley can eat a dick.

Can you parry him? Tried a bunch but my timing might be off. Just dodging and playing the long game now.

First phase is cake. That second phase keeps getting me when he has like 2 hits left :mad: