SRK Lounge: More like turned on by Lesbian Seagulls

If she feels unwanted, there’s a good chance she is unwanted, there are plenty of men in Britain who have the time of day for girls so her whining tells me she’s probably bottom of the barrel “not even when drunk” status, tough shit.

Didn’t read the article only your post just now, but I can only assume you’re quoting the british equivalent to whitewhine and while I’m not as fervently enjoying the schadenfreude as much as you are, this is definitely a case of women wanting their cake and eating it too. Yesterday I got into a debate with a new female co worker about dating because she said she believes the man should always pay for the first date no matter what, well it wasn’t much of a debate, just me saying it’s sexist to have that expectation and hypocritical to expect a man to play certain gender roles while you are free to behave however you want as an independent woman. Turns out despite believing in the chivalry thing, she actually was the first one to talk to her current bf that she has a kid with while he was the first to make the “friend to more than friends” move.

Aww crap. :cry: :crybaby:

Well… only thing we can do is pay some tribute:

Like… demonic boat ride from hell:

lol @RockBogart trollin me hard with perpetually hitting the disagree button on every single post of mine.

cough. ahem…lets see if this fool hits the disagree on this.

“In my opinion, RockBogart is a brilliant man and an asset to the community. Beloved by one and all. A true blessing on everyone whom he graces with his presence.”

go ahead nigga, i dare you hit that disagree button now.
lmfao.
gotcha.

Rock…you so cray, i swear mang. i cant believe you…naw man. naw.

RIP OG Wily Wonka

(Well, waking up to Gene Wilder being dead is rather depressing, even if he had to go sometime. Could you not take both of current American electoral candidates first, Death? Both of them are also old as fuck and far less full of life.)

In a (lazy) effort to cheer myself up for once, I guess I should get in on this Manliness Monday that @“Buster Cannon” somewhat single-handedly brute forced us into having–bravo on that front. As such, I will post the thing I said I was considering posting last week, especially since NickRocks keeps acting like he does of late:

Of course, NickRocks isn’t nearly as manly enough to be voiced by Clancy Brown. :coffee:

Congrats, you Aussie bastard.

Meanwhile, at Stately Cracked-Out Raz0r Manor:

http://i.imgur.com/TOPewi8.jpg

starhammer thinks we gonna read all that…

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v733/stormhammer/Charlton%20Heston%20Laugh_zpseqhtrpn1.gif

If I have to deal with a world without Gene Wilder, a bunch of people are just gonna have to deal without their Srk accounts.

Fucking bullshit.

Go ahead and ban gayboi @TheKingOfParody for posting a fucking Young Thug song.

(It’s hardly that long of an article, SNAAAAKE, especially compared to some of the things that Starhammer or Reticently or even Raz0r tend to post links to.)

Here’s the synopsis version of it, @SNAAAAKE: that some woman in London, England is bitching about how no British man wants to talk or even flirt with her at bars despite the fact that she clearly has such a winning personality that she not-so stealthily explicitly states men not coming up to her with being murderers because of her own damn loneliness; clearly, there’s nothing wrong with her. As it is, the rest of the article, beyond it being the usual generic attempting to shame men into dating women that they do want to date, muses that maybe the British government needs to “encourage” men to start hitting on this women like apparently the Danish government did.

There.

Sweet. I place $50, all in quarters, on Thor to kick Santa’s ass into the stratosphere and past the moon. I can totally do without that jolly red fatass hijacking the last two months of the year every year.

Seriously, though, I have to wonder how much ore is under the land that herd as a whole got struck on. I also have to wonder if there’s some way to accurately count the amount of lightning bolts that hit that area in the latest storm. It would be quite “crazy” if just one lightning bolt did all that damage, but it would also actually be plausible.

@UltraDavid still as fuckable as ever I see. :love:

or you can suckle on my left nut like a spanish lime.

@KillaFox just noticed your AV is Ryuuji :tup: I need to catch up with that manga, he the only dude that would take out Takamura.

(Ah, right. We totally have a love emoticon still. I am going to edit the coffee one with that in my last post then.)

Pfft. There are several people I would ban before ever even considering TheKingofParody at present, even as much as I loathe rap. I’m pretty sure that Pertho and Preppy are the same.

I mean, if we are going to be banning people purely for song choice all of sudden, then technically TheEpidemic deserves to at least be jailed for making us suffer through that “I’m Worth It” bullshit “song” that his wife and daughter were enjoying at the time about a year ago.

Ugh. That sonic filth was aural vacuity perfected and unfortunately it is still being used. This fucking year…

Gene Wilder and the dude who made Gentoo in the same week.

2016 rolling its sleeves back up.

if there was a song i’d ban someone over…it would be Losing My Religon by R.E.M.
god i hated that overplayed song.
i dont know if i hate REM. but i know i hate Micheal Stipe.
with a passion. i hate his political bullshit.

i’d rather listen to Right Said Fred’s i’m too sexy than losing my religion any day of the week.
i hate that Kurt Cobain loved REM.
proof Kurt was crazy.

btw, i’m currently reading journals by Kurt Cobain.
its one of the best reads i’ve ever had.
its really fascinating.
it feels like i’m committing an invasion of privacy since most of it is private writings…like diary stuff.
but i just cant put the book down.
its too good.

Lol Gentoo, Rick nobody gives a fuck about Linux you ole Garth headbanging mook.

About that red pill link:

Notice how much hate she has for her ex. I wouldn’t be surprised if this crazy woman tried to kill him. She hates him for not wanting to take care of her baby when she was too stupid to use birth control.
But why does she REALLY hate him?

Fuck you for finding someone who loves you and gives you a place to live for FREE.

Haha there you have it. In her mind, he still belongs to her. In her mind she hates that he managed to move on past her and find another woman to fuck while she’s still stuck with the baby. I bet she thought having the baby and making him pay child support would nail him to the board, but the absolute madman managed to get away with it and is still enjoying his life.

She hates that he’s getting a place to live for free whilst she’s living at free for her parents.
The guy however, he’s paying the child support he needs to, doing the quota of parenting he needs to, and still manages to get around having some action.

I wish you were a good dad so I could just give her to you, she deserves better than me.

Haha so there it is. She basically just wants to skirt all the responsibility herself. That’s what it all comes down to. She hates having any responsibility. She’d rather he had it all and she had none, and she thinks that still makes her somewhat better than him.

She blames her for the baby’s existence when she could have just taken birth control but chose not to. And still sees it as his fault, even though its pretty much her fault.
All in all quite a delightful read, the schadenfreude in her misery and realization of how badly she fucked up is real.

That’s because you’re a tech illiterate retard who assembled a computer just to play your precious bideo games. Never mind the fact that you used a 2nd-hand video card and installed a pirated version of Windows 7 on it because you were too much a Jew to pay $30 for a genuine key.

You are a bigger shitstain upon your country than the so called immigrants who are taking your jerbs. Pretty soon you will be on the UK’s welfare program, taking in government cheese in the same neighborhood block with the other North African immigrants.

If that’s the case, I found the perfect operating system for you:

It’s free and it works with all your win32 applications!

You also might need to get one of these to show off your gaymer status: