SRK Lounge: More like turned on by Lesbian Seagulls

This debate over sliding into the finish line is hilarious. Hey, if it’s legal…

http://i.imgur.com/G9GdzrG.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/SGkj2Sq.jpg

I don’t get it, did I miss some news of Malia getting caught with drugs or something?

Guess he got cock blocked.

I actually had to read the article to realize what was going on, lol.
The description made the clip that much funnier

I think this one hurts more, but it didn’t cost him his scores.

Meh, it was just weed.

https://www.greenrushdaily.com/2016/08/10/malia-obama-smoking-marijuana-lollapalooza/

That’s as bad as heroin!

As soon as he listed accords in his list of non ugly cars without listing cars like the GT-R I stopped caring.
If you don’t think Evo’s, STi’s, GTRs, Supras, Skylines dont look cool there is something wrong.

Well it’s a wrap for Malia. Def gonna drop out if Harvard, turn to hard drugs and start selling herself on the street

Bruh, just like every other famous Politician:
“I have tried it but I didn’t inhale”

LOL YEAH OK. I always wondered why this was an accepted excuse. Like why does that make it OK all of a sudden especially since we know you’re lying anyways

Fuck that. You should have to finish the race on your fuckin feet. They need to ban that diving BS. Whats next? We gonna start allowing mario kart style items in track?

Go on. :coffee:

You know that half-assed answer was part of the reason he actually got elected in the first place, right?

Bill Clinton instantly became the “cool” presidential candidate, hanging out with Arsenio Hall and playing saxophone on the Tonight Show.

Then again, when your competition was the walking corpse of Bob Dole and Ross Perot, you pretty much are cool by default.

There should be a 1 and a half foot wide, 6 foot deep concrete trench a few feet in front of the finish line. You aren’t allowed to jump over it, so you just have to get your stride right, Which isn’t that difficult, but if they have to slow down, they might mess it up and eat curb or give themselves a banana split.

TIL Arsenio Hall is cool :wink:

Imagine if this dude wasn’t beating off.

Public transportation, smh. There really is no better motivator than using it. Any lazy ass person should be forced to ride the train for a month and I guarantee they’ll be out looking for a job and going back to school in no time

Whaa? It’s combat is one of the best points…least in Witcher 3…not so much the others.

This video @Blindknagg posted is probably more entertaining than no man’s sky, the division, watchdogs, and whatever shit game you lames think is good. COMBINED.

SOMEONE ACTUALLY THINKING ABOUT THIS STUFF OTHER THAN ME
https://twitter.com/ultradavid/status/765599551331762176

http://img.ctrlv.in/img/16/08/16/57b3822a1a6b0.gif

What about major fighting games who have tournament viable, red-haired, sword-wielding, transgender characters? Or games with viable STEM literate, Middle Eastern, green-eyed, machine-gun toting characters?