SRK Lounge: Measure all you want, it's still tiny

Here is where I stopped today. Updated my blog detailing a bit about how it came to be.

So I googled Rachel Maddow…no hit.
I even had to think about it…

A mouth is a mouth.
A pussy is a pussy.
Anus is Anus.

…still no.

Maddow would rank lower on my list of other undesirables (Oh, Goldberg etc), but nah.

I’m in here writing, my wife and her Chinese exchange partner are in the other room, doing a peat and repeat session that sounds like they’re quacking.

Time to put on a movie. Maybe the Mighty Ducks is fitting?

Screw it, this is a Happy Gilmore day for me.

For the record, I’d do Rock’s sister.

If it turns out Rachel Maddow is RockB’s sister…I’d do her then.

Regardless…I’d do RockB’s sister.
Film it.
GIF it.
And post the SFW parts on this and future Lounge threads…every time.

Apparently, me and Shaft Agent made a time machine. And then we used it to go to 2009 and make this movie. :tup:
Million, you’re coming along with us on thisnext one. :rofl:

Hold up…what did she just say?

yall be hatin on my nacres

/signed.

JOHN MUTHAFUCKIN’ HANCOCK.

Sent from my ADR6400L using Tapatalk

Hell, I gotta ask then. This is the internet man, you know the rules.

If you’re in the mood to dangle something, I think I can help

Even though I wouldn’t hit, I give Maddow props for this…

(4:55 )
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26315908/vp/42600276#42600276

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whoah…Monsturd…hell yeah, I MUST see that.

Y’know, if only MS didn’t actually charge 10 bucks(!!) to change your gamertag, I would’ve changed it, and now I’m wondering if one could get away with having that as a gamertag…that would be such a great name–“Monsturd”. Yeah, they’d probably make you change it. There would be some great online names out there in the wonderful world of Live if there was no censorship on that.

does she have a vagina? If so, then I AM interested

I’m surprised that having a vagina is in your criterion.

that’s pretty much the ONLY thing in my criterion

every man slays a dragon now and then…i made it a career

bcuz you’re complaining about getting a job which is directly related to what field you’re trying to get into.

You were living Skyrim before it was even an idea for a game.

http://heroclix.com/infinity-gauntlet/

this shit better be up on eBay, cuz I have no chance of actually winning or playing for it, and more importantly I HAVE TO FUCKING HAVE IT

For some reason, I was just thinking about how shitty it was to be an American Dragon Ball fan back in the day.

If you wanted to watch anything other than shitty third-generation VHS copies of the show with questionably translated subs, you were stuck with the FUNimation dub: two endlessly looping seasons of episodes that were chopped up, rescored, and rewritten instead of translated.

Looking back, I appreciate those old Canadian voice actors a lot more now than I did then. Many of them were miscast, and they received some questionable direction, but they did a professional job within those parameters. That became readily apparent as soon as FUNimation dropped them and started doing its own voice casting in-house.

Oh man, that long-awaited third season. There were so many rumors. It was going to be uncensored. They were finally going to translate the dialogue properly. There would be different music, which raised the tantalizing possibility that they were going to use the original Japanese score. Different voice actors. Different standards. Different everything.

One of my like-minded friends had a birthday that coincided with the release of the first video of new episodes. I took the opportunity to buy it for him, sight unseen. I remember the anticipation at his party as we gathered around the TV.

Friends of the SRK Lounge, believe me when I say this: it was like looking up, hoping to see a beautiful sky filled with sparkling stars and planets, and instead seeing a giant asshole slowly opening up to deposit its greasy fecal matter all over our expectant faces.

Kids today with their crisp, faithfully translated season box sets just don’t know, man. They just don’t know.