I’m surprised this one friend I know gets away with taking so much time off…and it’s from Wal-mart of all places. My impression of them as an employer is that they typically are looking for reasons to fire people constantly…maybe he’s tight with management or something, I don’t know. This guy has been off now for close to 2 weeks at this point, and apparently they’re ok with that…strange. No, it’s not like he’s high on the food chain there either.
Speaking of work— there’s this woman claimant that has not been eligible for a LONG ass time…yet this person continues to do the weekly certifications every week like it will magically change at some point. This is despite us sending explanations over and over again (*which apparently were repeatedly ignored for whatever reason) about being non-eligible. I get the feeling some of the misunderstanding may be due to a language barrier though…this person probably isn’t as stupid as the majority of these people. Really, you wouldn’t believe the mistakes and errors some of these folks make concerning their claim. You could spend years at this job and continually see new stupid shit on a regular basis about every few days. You’d lose count over how many times you’ll think or even say to yourself: “…what the hell? That…that doesn’t make sense…how…?”
ok fine the goddamn edit won’t work on a specific fucking sentence what the fuck ever then…broke ass forum…whatever man
Herman Cain debates EXACTLY like my dad. It’s like I’m 16 all over again every time I hear him speak. My dad hates him, too, so I love teasing him about it. :tup:
omg I was just watching this Frame Trap stream and caught a glimpse of white people dancing. I don’t know what it is, but white people dancing gets me cracking up like no other. It’s visceral. Fuck baseball, watching white people dance should be the real national pastime.
BDSM LIKE A BAWSE… no pedo… watching this before i gets pulled tho… unless its been up there for a minute…
irl Judge Dredd…
EDIT: Real talk that ish is child abuse… double team ass whoopins ftw… these are the folks sentencing people to jail… US Justice system is an oxymoron…
DOUBLE EDIT: wtf did this nigga say hot and bothered?
TRIPLE EDIT: Man nigga you got problems, also she look like a grown ass woman and she kinda busted yo…
Some random stranger or someone I may know is texting me weird messages. First the person ask me if I’ve seen Traffic and tells me he/she knows a lot of movies. I ask who it is and the person responds that he/she wants to touch my penis. I play along and ask where to meet up and the response is “uranus” lol. I google the number to see if I can get info on this number, but I gotta pay up. Should I pursue this or just leave it alone?
My brother-in-law used to have hordes of Mexican phone hoes chasing him. So many that I actually started budgeting out to build him a cheap (we’re talking sub-$100 1990’s era beige box cheap here) PBX server so that I could see the Private number and put a stop to it. Never got finished though and the girls finally stopped bugging him. :tup:
@ slowly reading what I typed and realizing what I said. This happened in 2004 when she was 16 which is two years younger than me at the time. She also has cerebral palsy.
ah, so the final count (since there is only 2 minutes left in today as I type this) is 750 push-ups.
In other news, there is a younger version of Halle…a clone or replicant, if you will…on 90210 lately. It appears she is cemented as a regular character for now, so of course she can get serious consideration for future M5™ status.
Oh I forgot about the Rachel Maddow question… I’ve already commented on this creature a few times before. She’s just all around extremely unappealing to me. I can barely stand to look at her…she’s definitely on the “No-Hitter” list…her very presence would have a kryptonite effect on your erection, folks. If I even accidentally see her on television for too long, I seriously need to get something like a 7up or Sierra Mist, Pepsi, etc. for internal stabilization to keep me from puking. The strange thing is how this is a different kind of off-putting visual… Whoopi Goldberg or Alek Wek, for example… I can still at least look at them without getting the feeling that a major puke situation is imminent. They are unappealing, but not necessarily vomit-inducing. To look at Ms. Maddow for too long… it’s like watching that scene from The Fly where he pukes on that guy’s hand…followed by the face-melting scene in Raiders of the Lost Ark, followed by scenes from Curse II: The Bite when that guy puked up some snakes, followed by a special behind-the-scenes look at the legendary internet “tubgirl” picture, with a little “moist” Jabba the Hut porn on the side. That’s how grotesque the visual of Rachel is.
…and why must her head and neck be so tall? Hey Rach, why the LONG face, man? She could give Celine Dion a run for her money with that face…it’s like an Easter Island statue face…this broad is a giraffe with a pants suit on.
Sheeeit, Celine is still possibly hittable though…yeah, I’d hit that at a moment’s notice, despite her having a skyscraper monument for a face. You could base jump off Celine’s head like it’s Mt. Rushmore or somethin’, but that’s ok…she could still get Boned™ with the quickness.
Herman Cain debates EXACTLY like my dad. It’s like I’m 16 all over again every time I hear him speak. My dad hates him, too, so I love teasing him about it. :tup: