SRK Lounge I'm about to shine the bat signal off yo mama's fat _____

[GameHova]

Spoke to this fat white chick that is crazy about black she said, she dread saying is it in yet or … slipping out

[Pertho]

Am i like the only dude in the lounge that’s actually into black chicks? All of you seem to prefer white/asian broads.

Skin Diamond is rapidly becoming my favorite porn star atm. Indian women too strong though.

[Vynce]

I don’t feel betrayed, per se. I was skeptical at first, then convinced, then uncomfortable with backing jab while not echoing his sentiments.

[xiceman191]

Am i like the only dude in the lounge that’s actually into black chicks? All of you seem to prefer white/asian broads.

You ain’t alone bruh chocolate is top-tier

[Hatred_Edge]

Well, I think the reason there was so much suspension of disbelief was this:

1. I was the one that posted it, which made everyone suspend disbelief, because who could believe MP would troll this hard when the most he’s done was destroy some idiot new posters? It had to be legit.
2. You can rub off as a douche at times, which when coupled with someone whom you knew on a first name basis posts something like that, hit a head, no one even batted an eye.

You need to get laid dude. Too much time on your hands. Good job though. YOLO. LIVE FREE OR DIE HARD. Also…
[media=youtube]EAZUkkWMQWU[/media]
YOOOOOOOOO!!! DIE HARD

[Carpet_Lint]

The weird thing is I had actually gained a lot of respect for Missy P when I thought he had willingly offered his anal virginity to some random stranger in China as kind of like a silent protest against the vows of his marriage, done as like a metaphysical fuck you to the wife that makes him miserable.

Now that it turns out it was just creepy fanfic, I am indeed a little sad. I was really rooting for him.

[The_Epidemic]

We are approaching event horizon levels of gay in this thread. Zero hour, finger on the nuclear launch button gay . Extinction level event gay. Biblical end-times prophecy gay. Peak gay. The gay meteor that killed the dinosaurs gay.

Someone needs to post 22 pictures of Stacey Dash to bring balance back to the force.

21 to go.

I approve of this mission. Plz save the thread Stacey. You already know the things id do for her muff.

@Redbeard
black broads are evil and talk back. PASS!

[Missing_Person]

The early hidden gem for me, that will retain a soft spot in my heart, was Geese’s reactions. Holy shit I was writhing on the floor laughing at it.

If I had tried this any other time, I would’ve been looked at like a lunatic. I’m glad I did this over vacation when I was alone in the house.

[Tweleve]

I put hispanic women in god tier, which is why I hardly participate in discussions about “omg xyz is so hot” on SRK

[Pertho]

I mean really though, look at this:

My wife wouldn’t say no to that. Iman so top tier. Niggas all over Stacey Dash and don’t remember that classy beauty.

[goodm0urning]

Is it just me, or is it really homophobic in here right now?

I don’t know. Seems like we have a lot of responses from both sides. “Congrats on getting some dick, bro.” “HELL NAWL, YOU GAY.” You know, kind of balanced.

You mean you actually fell for “I’m In Love With An Srk Girl 2.0?” o_O

Do not flatter yourself.

Well, I think the reason there was so much suspension of disbelief was this:

1. I was the one that posted it, which made everyone suspend disbelief, because who could believe MP would troll this hard when the most he’s done was destroy some idiot new posters? It had to be legit.
2. You can rub off as a douche at times, which when coupled with someone whom you knew on a first name basis posts something like that, hit a head, no one even batted an eye.

These are incorrect. This is correct:
3) People believed you because your story is completely, utterly plausible.

With that in mind, I am calling bullshit on the “reveal”. Nobody spending that much time in Asian countries, goes to clubs, and has a horrible domestic situation doesn’t get his asshole resized by some tranny dick at some point. Let’s face it: this is one lottery in which the odds of winning aren’t very steep.

We all know this really happened and MP is finally realizing that his proud admission to a two-dick sexual encounter on a website full of young black men might call for some damage control.

Let us proceed with the secure assumption that the story is in fact true.

Now, I don’t know if what MP did was “gay” per se (or “per gay”) but it definitely wasn’t straight. Fortunately there are like six other categories now. Perhaps we can help him figure out which one he fits into. SRKGD: where the healing begins.

First step is acceptance.

[Warpticon]

Am i like the only dude in the lounge that’s actually into black chicks? All of you seem to prefer white/asian broads.

As I always say in this situation, I like chicks with vaginas.

…seems extra pertinent in this iteration of the lounge now.

[The_Epidemic]

I mean really though, look at this:

http://www.nndb.com/people/980/000043851/iman-face.jpg

My wife wouldn’t say no to that. Iman so top tier. Niggas all over Stacey Dash and don’t remember that classy beauty.

One has a body…the other does not. Plz try again.

Thats not to say i wouldnt stroke Iman…but, i mean, they both have pretty faces so what else is there to compare after that? Yep

[Starhammer]

Avatar assists, mang.

And trust me, I know. 2 failed attempts turned me off of Asian guys. Cute to look at. Can’t please a Black/Hispanic chick for shit. I asked one of 'em if it was in. Think that was **one **of the most horrible things I’ve said to a guy (to his face). :looney:

OMG. I never thought words could hurt so much. I Seriously feel that guy’s pain and I wasn’t even there. If a chick said that to me, I would be crying.

…And then I would go get the biggest sausage I could find and tie it on. CAN YOU FEEL ME NOW!?!?!?

-Starhammer-

[Manx]

Am i like the only dude in the lounge that’s actually into black chicks? All of you seem to prefer white/asian broads.

Trying to avoid this black chick at my job for this very reason. As soon as I stopped wearing my ring ladies was all hollerin. She curte, her ole hood rat ass. *

*I really am using this thing too much.

[Onslaught_X]

That Tekken article on the front page just made me angry

Were you on HD Remix yesterday? :eek:

vagina tree

Thanks fucker, for the weird looks I got from my classmates as a huge vagina tree loaded on my screen.

[Warpticon]

As long as it has a vagina and at least 1 limb, I’m game

Well, then, here you go.

[SWBeta]

The story was fake. Fail

I was a bit suspicious of it at first because I was wondering where the wife was in the story. The wife could only be home at the time of teh day he supposedly brought the tranny in.

Plus, how could he feel the tranny’s load if the tranny was wearing a condom?

Ah, oh well, back to working on that Tag 2 combo vid

I’ll keep MP off of ignore as long as he doesn’t start posting about his horrid wife again.

Edit: nvm, I guess the wife was out of town after all.

[Azure]

Do not flatter yourself.

Man, g00dy, ain’t NOBODY fell for that fake-ass hand slap on your back.

It was too soon after.

[Manx]

As soon as he said he brought her home, I knew his wife had left him.

Also, I thought she’d walk in on them.

And join.

And join in a different way.

And make up and become a happy threesome.

Foursome when cuntzilla invites herself over to play.

:tup: