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[Azure]

So instead of one guy having gay sex and posting about it…it’s multiple guys all conspiring to pretend that one of them had gay sex and then all laugh about it.

That is even more gay than before.

HEY GUYS LOOK AT ME WIPE DOODOO ALL OVER MY FACE AND STICK A CARROT UP MY BUTT
LOLZ TROLLED YOU

Uh…okay?

It was like when Goody trolled us with that fake argument only this time I did not care about anyone involved this time and it was about a guy writing in suspiciously graphic detail about being ass fucked by a transsexual. That is kind of weird.

You keep using that word, “trolling.” I do not think it means what you think it means.

Most Asian guys aren’t into fucking orangutans, I think that is probably why they had trouble maintaining erections.

Even the ones in the cuter spectrum of primates overall, which I’m sure you are.

You mean you actually fell for “I’m In Love With An Srk Girl 2.0?” o_O

Blue ball comes slowly.

[Jamp]

It was fake? Fuck.

…how about an encore?

[Carpet_Lint]

No, I’m just saying that one was funny.

[Missing_Person]

As well as I get on with pretty much the entirety of the GD LGBT contingent, I was really afraid it would not fly.

Fortunately RSG3 got so into the story, that he was willing to dismiss my regard for him, in order to believe.

Blue ball comes slowly.

Well, I think the reason there was so much suspension of disbelief was this:

1. I was the one that posted it, which made everyone suspend disbelief, because who could believe MP would troll this hard when the most he’s done was destroy some idiot new posters? It had to be legit.
2. You can rub off as a douche at times, which when coupled with someone whom you knew on a first name basis posts something like that, hit a head, no one even batted an eye.

[Redbeard]

The best part of all of this was the wild random that entered the discussion just to get called out by pertho

If it makes you happy i have real stories that go from weird to fucked up, but of course i wouldn’t tell them :looney:

I’ve got a few too but nobody would believe them now.

Everybody hit my “fat chicks getting sandwiched by moving vehicles” true story with a tl;dr anyway. :oops:

[Neesa]

Most Asian guys aren’t into fucking orangutans, I think that is probably why they had trouble maintaining erections.

Even the ones in the cuter spectrum of primates overall, which I’m sure you are.

OH NO! SOMEONE’S SPEAKIN’ ILL OF ME ON THE INTERNET!

http://i919.photobucket.com/albums/ad36/rshappygirl/Random/faint.gif

Oh… I’m so hurt. :looney:

[fishjie]

oh wait its fake?

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

10/10 post now becomes 7/10

[Manx]

I knew it was fake the hole time. MP kept on breaking character. Probably from wincing.

[AndoTheCommando]

Thread of the year, unquestionably. Hats off to you, MP.

[ThePurpleBunny]

Clint you just mad cause you weren’t in on it.

It’s ok though cause I’ll add you to my fanfic as the chinese food delivery boy who walks in on it and becomes mad because gay chinese sex should not include foreigners because it angers your gay sex deity.

[bkfst_sausage]

No joke… Read about 4 pages… I forgot I’m at work, and my internet browsing can be monitored… LMAO

[Ben_Perkins]

That was just so fucking brutal. It all worked so well. Way too elaborate to NOT be real.

Man fuck y’all. My whole life is boring now.

[fishjie]

asian guys cant please black chicks? do these guys forget that they have a kung fu fist? some brit guy in china told me about this special technique called the sunflower. you punch up their cunt, then open up your fist like a flower blossoming. if the response is still “is it in yet” then nothing can ever fill the grand canyon yo

[mIRC]

Fake or not, MP’s post makes up for how shitty the Lounge has been for a month now. Just sayin’.

You know who you are. Shut the fuck up.

[bkfst_sausage]

asian guys cant please black chicks? do these guys forget that they have a kung fu fist? some brit guy in china told me about this special technique called the sunflower. you punch up their cunt, then open up your fist like a flower blossoming. if the response is still “is it in yet” then nothing can ever fill the grand canyon yo

I can tell you something, as an Asian guy… I don’t wanna please a black chick.

[GameHova]

Avatar assists, mang.

And trust me, I know. 2 failed attempts turned me off of Asian guys. Cute to look at. Can’t please a Black/Hispanic chick for shit. I asked one of 'em if it was in. Think that was **one **of the most horrible things I’ve said to a guy (to his face). :looney:

Oh my god :eek:

[Redbeard]

Am i like the only dude in the lounge that’s actually into black chicks? All of you seem to prefer white/asian broads.

[kaz]

As long as it has a vagina and at least 1 limb, I’m game

I hereby command you to remove the title of “Unofficial 2011 SRK Sexual Deviant Champion Of The Universe” from your sig, and command you to try harder next time.

[Tweleve]

Am i like the only dude in the lounge that’s actually into black chicks? All of you seem to prefer white/asian broads.

I love Jamaican women

[Azure]

Am i like the only dude in the lounge that’s actually into black chicks? All of you seem to prefer white/asian broads.

I like black chicks.

Preferrably Columbian blacks chicks.

They are pretty much up there in top tier with Brasilians, imo.

Also, the last 8 eight pages have been brewing for weeks now.

Blue ball comes slowly.