SRK Lounge I'm about to shine the bat signal off yo mama's fat _____

[Ben_Perkins]

it better have frotting and male pregnancy in it… :mad:

N…no! It was gonna be about like zombies and shit! No! It was gonna sound like Dethklok! Christ!

Aren’t you fuckin’ clever?

I like to think I am, but 6 beers from now I’ll ***know ***it.

MY plan B does. :tup:

Manx’s plan B: A stiff drink, some stairs, and a Nyquil

[fishjie]

yo can someone fill me in on the story of MP’s wife? I don’t come in to lounge often

and i dont get why jab is hating. if MP is gay, or bi curious, or whatever, that’s his prerogative. if its between two consenting adults its all good

Just what is it about SRK that makes people want to share their trauma and their shame?
Oh, I got in a car accident, can’t wait to tell SRK
Oh, I’m coughing up blood, better post it on the forums.
Oh yeah! I just nailed a tranny, this is going to make a great topic in the lounge!

I guess, deep down, we seek comfort from the only community we know. This is probably what Mr Wizard envisioned when he set up the prison support group BBS.

i think its because we are all attention whores

GUYS I WAS SHOT IN THE FACE WITH A FUCKING TASER OK. LOOK AT ME!!!1111

[FrostyAU]

Still no @havatchu in this thread? I am disappoint.

This was fucking hilarious by the way, 10 / 10. Suckered me in.

[Warpticon]

MP’s story is still better than Fifty Shades of Shit.

Too bad I never had an Asian that fucked me so good, I thought it was gonna come outta my mouth.
I’m not jelly or anything… Yeah I am.

If it makes you feel better, I haven’t, either.

[Missing_Person]

MP, did she actually leave for Korea for an indeterminate amount of time?

Also

• rips trophy from MP, gives it back to @Stuckey *

Disqualified.

She did leave, her return ticket is for tomorrow afternoon, but she’s been standoffish since she left so we’ll see.

[Guru]

I just got a call offering me a job as a counting attendant at a casino. Pays $17-$18/hr. :woot::party:

This day keeps getting better and better! I was sick and tired of being umemployed.

[PKSkyler]

Ya’ll gay

[Shaft_Agent]

N…no! It was gonna be about like zombies and shit! No! It was gonna sound like Dethklok! Christ!

hey, it’s my song title :mad:

keep testing me and i’ll quit the band! :mad:

[Neesa]

If it makes you feel better, I haven’t, either.

Yeah, it does. Thanks. :woot:

[Legendary_Hoamaru]

Aizen comes back, trolling coming out in full force . Figured something was up when ya’ll were leaving such easy gay joke material for Jabs to counter with.

Easily thread of the year.

[Cyntalan]

These last 8 pages have made my fucking month. Seriously.

I was especially to the point of near asthma attacks with my laughter when everyone was sleuthing trying to figure out if jabs was for real or not. You guys weren’t digging deep enough.

But holy shit, there are so many gems in those pages. @Kromo, I literally think I died and came back to life reading your post from laughing so hard.

I just chalked it up to Jabs showin’ his true colors now that it was someone closer to home, so to speak. Never thought to question it. Though really, with how long that trade went on without a Val stomp or something similar (akin to the Jabs/Sovi3t one), I should have.

[Manx]

LOL This LOUNGE. Three pages to go, but I’ma have to save them for later. I KNEW I should have stayed up after MP posted his story.

She did leave, her return ticket is for tomorrow afternoon, but she’s been standoffish since she left so we’ll see.

If that’s your wife you’re talking about, let her go, man. Don’t let her weasel her way back into your life. She’ll try to boomerang on you. Or, as the therapists call it, hoover you back in for some more sexless abuse.

The more I think about your story, the more I’m proud of you, man. A lot of guys would be all guilty and give themselves unnecessary shit for it. I can’t even say I would react all that good to it, given my situation. Keep holding up, man. :tup:

[Azure]

I just chalked it up to Jabs showin’ his true colors now that it was someone closer to home, so to speak. Never thought to question it. Though really, with how long that trade went on without a Val stomp or something similar (akin to the Jabs/Sovi3t one), I should have.

As well as I get on with pretty much the entirety of the GD LGBT contingent, I was really afraid it would not fly.

Fortunately RSG3 got so into the story, that he was willing to dismiss my regard for him, in order to believe.

Blue ball comes slowly.

[bkfst_sausage]

So I’m way late to MP’s post…

Well sir…

tips hat

I have no other words.

[Carpet_Lint]

So instead of one guy having gay sex and posting about it…it’s multiple guys all conspiring to pretend that one of them had gay sex and then all laugh about it.

That is even more gay than before.

HEY GUYS LOOK AT ME WIPE DOODOO ALL OVER MY FACE AND STICK A CARROT UP MY BUTT
LOLZ TROLLED YOU

Uh…okay?

It was like when Goody trolled us with that fake argument only this time I did not care about anyone involved and it was about a guy writing in suspiciously graphic detail about being ass fucked by a transsexual. That is kind of weird.

You keep using that word, “trolling.” I do not think it means what you think it means.

And trust me, I know. 2 failed attempts turned me off of Asian guys. Cute to look at. Can’t please a Black/Hispanic chick for shit. I asked one of 'em if it was in. Think that was **one **of the most horrible things I’ve said to a guy (to his face). :looney:

Most Asian guys aren’t into fucking orangutans, I think that is probably why they had trouble maintaining erections.

Even the ones in the cuter spectrum of primates overall, which I’m sure you are.

[Kromo]

I should write some MP x Asian Tranny fanfic and post it to a livejournal, and in it Azure will come along and see them and his rage will turn him into a supervillein.

Also they will all sparkle like glitter.

It represents my angst at not knowing that thuggin’ ninja love that I was always told exists.

I should tell you all about the time I was touring Japan with my band: Flowers of the 7th Eternity and I got kidnapped by a band of marauding lesbians and ended up becoming their leader.

These last 8 pages have made my fucking month. Seriously.

I was especially to the point of near asthma attacks with my laughter when everyone was sleuthing trying to figure out if jabs was for real or not. You guys weren’t digging deep enough.

But holy shit, there are so many gems in those pages. @Kromo, I literally think I died and came back to life reading your post from laughing so hard.

Finally, my first mention. Now I know what it feels like to belong to something.

yo can someone fill me in on the story of MP’s wife? I don’t come in to lounge often

i think its because we are all attention whores

GUYS I WAS SHOT IN THE FACE WITH A FUCKING TASER OK. LOOK AT ME!!!1111

Oh right, Forgot about that one, you know what they say though, “trauma induced fame is fleeting”.
Page 28, MP unknowingly takes a tranny home. When he gets her naked he is like “whatever, I’m drunk enough” and they make beautiful music together.

Edit: I’m pretty sure this thread is breaking SRK right now.

[Hecatom]

The best part of all of this was the wild random that entered the discussion just to get called out by pertho

I’m gullible as hell. :oops:

If it makes you happy i have real stories that go from weird to fucked up, but of course i wouldn’t tell them :looney:

[Pertho]

I stand by all of my statements. Shinkada dude can go suck a dick, anybody in the lounge in in a shitty marriage, wife leaves and you bang/get banged by a tranny and its all good.

Hella good set ups and lines. (somehow both smilies apply to the whole thing).

P.S. Nessa still has a huge vagina but…#YOLO.

[GomuGomu]

woooow lol.

[Warpticon]

MY plan B does. :tup:

You could try getting caught fucking that cat with wings maybe.

Too much effort just to say I hit some fly pussy.