Lmfao. Thing is, I didn’t mean to say it out loud. I apologized afterwards, since he was my boyfriend at the time. I wasn’t saying it to malicious or anything. :xeye:
brofist
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Too soon? I could have done it six months ago and it still wouldn’t have worked.
It’s like Watchmen. You can try to add more stuff to it, but it’s guaranteed to be inferior and a lot of people aren’t going to accept it anyway because the original was just so… complete.
You think you tough guys can handle some sick disturbing shit?
Can you handle THIS?
LOL well…broads can feel it…so id imagine it would be the same for a dude getting popped?
YeahRight
Not at all, Capn. I don’t own HDRemix. Why? Is someone using my name? :eek:
The worst thing I ever said to a girl was ask her if she was rubbing her clit right as she was cumming. I felt so dumb cause she obviously was, but she took as if I thought it was an insult to my love-making. I really didn’t care, but she got all clammy and didn’t finish. Awkwardness ensued. :sad:
Swear to god I fought a dude called “benperkins”, loololololololol
What, you people believe him when he says it was fake?
C’mon guys.
Classic back tracking.
You see this happen all the time when a topic gets out of hand.
Not to mention it is much, much more fun to believe its true. I mean, you a seriously going to give up countless future opportunities to rebuke his opinion in practically any topic with the good old “wait…weren’t you that guy who took a tranny home and fucked her anyway” card?
If you ask me this is SRK cannon from now on. You can’t take this sort of thing back. It is already woven into the tapestry of SRK lore.By believing it, it becomes true, it becomes an object of SRK consensus reality.
-Thus spake the thread weaver.
Yeah… Definitely. :shake:
Fake as shit. She’s wearing pads everywhere.
Your cock throbs as you shoot goo. Chicks love that feeling.
Bonus points for me because on a number of occasions I’ve been told my cock is especially warm. You don’t want none of my plasma sword.
It’s real. I seen’t her clotheless booty. Her body just puts all her fat in her ass and thighs. Cellulite everywhere. I’d still try to burst through those gates though.
Sometimes I think I’m gonna get fired reading this thread.
I would like to clarify that when I call Jabs a douche, I mean that in the best way possible.
It’s the lounge, we’re all in some degree, douches. Obviously myself included, else this whole troll would’ve never been done.
Honestly, Jabs is cool in my book. We are still homeys, and yeah, we were sitting in PMs laughing the whole time we were slaughtering each other here.
I’m also wondering if @Valaris had any idea that it was a level, seeing as how neither of us got hit with infractions or bans. Or had we not crossed into that territory yet?
Well, I’m definitely not sure that I can enter tournaments as Missing Person anymore.
There will always be that one guy who isn’t savvy.
Wasn’t it quiche that started the “I am a giant douche” thing on here? I don’t remember it exactly, but Quiche.
… seriously.
I think Million coming into that thread and saying that he had saved those pictures from like months before…easily one of my top five favourite SRK moments ever.
Was that the same thread? I’ve been here too long, my memories of things are jumbling up together.
God it was brilliant.
I wouldn’t know. I always pull out. Scared as fuck to accidentally pass on my seed.
Ah, cellulite. So I was right. Still fake :mad:
@swbeta
NEVER PULLOUT!
The earth needs more seeds.
Cottage cheese is gross…I bet her pussy smells like fritos. PASS.