You’re standing alone. Most everyone here has either A) Said “You do you” or B) called me gay then moved on. Then you’re here acting like a whiny little bitch about this.
Let me put things in order for you.
I.
Don’t.
Give.
A.
Shit.
What.
You.
Think.
Of.
Me.
…bitch.
I stand alone, yes.
Whereas you stand BECAUSE OF YOUR LITERALLY FUCKING RAW ANUS!
Come again. 
^^^^^
(That’s what YOU said)
I got home from work and raced to my laptop. THANK YOU. Every page since I left has been damn fucking entertaining. Love $-UN EXPECTED ERROR-RK.
At least I’m standing fucking tall.
Yeah, I’m proud of it. I did what I wanted.
I wasn’t in bed staring her down thinking, “zOMG what will my chums on teh SRKS think?!”
I was thinking, “Yeah, let me make my own fucking decisions because I have a brain, spine, and a pair of testes to make my own damn choices with.”
I don’t even know why I’m responding to your pedantic bullshit anymore.
Azure are you for real? Like is this a real falling out or are you just kidding around?
Because wow, that’s some hardcore insecurity. No smoke without fire and all that.
Missi, I still want to fistbump you for being so totally confident in this. It took me years before I could say the kind of shit you’re saying without feeling ashamed or backing down. Kudos to you.
That and the Resident Evil series. I’ve been replaying 1-5 over the past week. Can’t believe I FINALLY beat RE1 with Chris for the first time on Monday. The RE6 demo is terrible. :tdown:
Yet all of this is useless if someone wants to raging demon dat bootyhole. I mean if they’re far away or tried to catch you on wakeup you might stand a chance if you aren’t careless.
MP, it was your choice to share your story. I don’t think you could have asked for a better reception than the one you got.
It’s not going to be attaboys down the line. As long as you’re married (to an awful person, granted), and profess to be a heterosexual, some will be unimpressed.
Many straight girls don’t go down or accept visitors at the back door. Even when drunk.
I’m not getting all judge-y here. Obviously your wife is a heinous bitch. And despite my liberal use of “gay” and “fag” I think people know I’m cool with gay people (and them marrying).
But, you know. Man in the mirror time.
I can’t wait for the Kotaku article on this.
This shit is gold… Though really Clu, if you’re supposed to be freinds, this is a pretty fucked up way for a friend to act.
Let me borrow a page from the book of MP (a clean page).
You.
Came.
Onto.
SRK.
To
Look.
For.
Support.
About.
Your.
Letting.
Some.
Chinese.
Dude.
Put.
His.
Yellow.
Pee-pee.
Inside.
Your.
Arse.
And.
Then.
Coming.
Inside.
You.
Why is this not an OTT topic, instead? o_O
I’ll be on later, if you want to toss my Bruce Lee and Family Law around.
Someone’s hung up on gender identity issues.
Someone needs a visit from Gender Identity Leopard.
Not naming any names.
Just someone.
vomits GRRRAAHHHH!!! He dares to speak lightly of the Abyss of Nine Hells!tosses holy water
MP, did it hurt? Just being curious here
I am not sure it is a leopard, maybe a bobcat
You weaksauce son. I beat RE: DC with Chris in about an hour. GET ON MAH LEVEL!
Also no saves, lacked a memory card. Got annoying when the Hunters popped up.
Someone has a little Chinese man hung up inside his asshole.
I guess it makes sense, in a sad way.
The wife not putting out, Cuntzilla making you her bitch in your own home.
I’d be hella mad too.
If I were in the closet whilst getting cuckolded by a fugly Chinese chick.
But I’m not you, so I’m not.
So my empathy is rather… lacking.
Tell me the last few pages do not suggest to you in the slightest that MP drifted too close to that intellectual event horizon.
I don’t get it. Are they legit friends? It seems like typical bro hazing from Azure that’s playful in nature, and yet semi-serious because he’s having trouble processing the fact that his pal just revealed to everyone that he sucked a dicked and got camed in by another dude. Maybe this is how Azure is attempting to deal with it?
It did initially because it was sudden. I guess your hole has to loosen up first. But she was cautious at first, and then after that, it felt hella good.
Well, midterms’ll be starting soon… Guess I better stop slacking.
Until after midterms. Rinse and repeat for finals.