Quite fuckin’ true. What pisses me off we planned this a week ago. Like, c’mon…
^^^^^^ WARPTICON IS INTO THE STAR WARS EXPANDED UNIVERSE. REPEAT: HE IS INTO THE EXPANDED UNIVERSE. PLACE HIM ON THE WATER FOUNTAIN WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE.
Uh, not that I know who Jaina Solo is or anything, but… I’m going to stop now.
Sherry Jenix’s twitch stream is getting funny: http://www.twitch.tv/sherryjenix
Oh, and she thinks no one knows she streams LoL. 
stream deez nutz 
nigga, please. stop lying.
(…There’s another Kevin James “comedy” coming out already? …Well, at least this one doesn’t look as bad as Zookeeper, which I thought was a fake movie from the trailer. Poor guy should be able to at least do a decent movie for once. Maybe.)
Were these “actual” friends in both your cases, though? Especially in yours, SNAAAKE?
That is perhaps an insensitive question to ask, but I can’t help but be ever more cynical in the age of increasing focus on social media with its fake, easily made, easily counted “friends” and “likes”. It’s why I roll my eyes whenever people mention any amount of “friends” they have on Farcebook or followers on Tweeter or whatever the fuck. (Those typos are intentional for once.)
…Asks the expert chimp-puncher and female-stroker.
Why does everyone imagine that I put that much effort–or any, really–into how I look when I repeatedly say that I’m both lazy and generally don’t give a damn how people look/about fashion?
Oh, right. No one reads what I write. So technically I could just start typing in Klingon or something and “answer” your question and you’ll just acknowledge I replied. Maybe.
To be more serious about it, I don’t consider myself abstinent since that kinda implies that I would be able to take pleasure from it in the first place. I’ve come to realize that despite my “effort”, I’m really just a lazy, boring hedonist (but I repeat myself) anyway, it’s just that I don’t take pleasure from alcohol, drugs or sex like most of them do and I probably never will. So no point in trying really, especially when there’s so much drama (and money) tied up with all three of those things.
The word was, still is and will always be “no”. You know, the “safeword” that people say to thwart would-be rapists?
“Thanks” but no thanks.
someone should rewrite the edgar allan poes the raven and replace the main character with bill dauterive and the raven with hank hill.
i would but i am too lazy and not very creative
Maybe it’s time to say that the next Azure/Missing Person/DRD/Shaft joint will be training a chimp in SSF4AE for Evo.
Side action starts now.
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I would, I honestly would, but no one bit when I rewrote The Big Lebowski with Brazzers and LI Joe and Gootecks throwing a stick.
Classless. Maybe if I had added in a shemale…
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Somebody thinks you sound suspicious.
whoa nice funbags:clapdos:
Nonsense.
faps
ahem
You are welcome.
Enjoy.
That smiley sucks. Didn’t even have the courtesy to put a tarp over the wall.
Someone gotta clean that shit up now.
Go ahead and lap all that red sauce back up into your head and Duck Tape the holes, and you are good, I am sure.
I’d stick the force in her.
And by force I mean my penis.
Encase that is another trap that GD is so fond of, then I will chalk it up to Jedi mind tricks.
Why do I suddenly have the double dragon theme stuck in my head?
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Because it’s gdlk :rock:
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I’m gonna buy a ticket to Korea soon. I’m gonna find you then fuck with you with mad pranks. You won’t ever see me, but you’ll know it’s me, because I’ll leave a note saying FUCK STAR WARS at the scene of every prank.
Not sure how I’ll find you yet, but I know you’ve left enough clues on SRK. Wait and see :mad:
Yo…
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You can feel that even if you watch all the way from Pluto.
Im too busy to read every damn thread here.
And i’ve wished we could have this emoticon forevers:
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It’s my ringtone 