Hmm I should probably start the Secret Santa signups soon shouldn’t I?
I just read Missing Persons story about the tranny. If I had still lived in Guam I probably would of had that happen to me except the sex part. Once “she” dropped her panties and I saw a penis…“she” would of got the ass whooping of a life time even if I was drunk and apparently told "her’ yes. Whoop “her” ass for asking me in the first place BITCH! :o
And gay is gay but you could of at least fucked “her” instead of bending over like a lil drunk bitch. That way you could of perhaps pretended it was a real girl? lol
Found this on FB, too good not to share. Not sure of Marduk or bald TTT1 Bryan.
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It wasn’t a true story.
We obv have very different definitions of whats “macho” then…bc im about as macho as James Bond.
but anyway, Its ok Damned, one day you will see the light my friend. One day…
coochie is part of healthy diet for men.
ShitWipeBeta, i watched your combo vid in 240p, on mute, and window mode in between my monitors so it was split in half by their bezels .
and i only watched 1 minute of it because it’s Tekken
Um… Bond is macho as all fuck. o_O
I agree with the latter parts 100%
Blue ball comes slowly.
I dont think hes macho…that doesnt mean he is a bitch tho. Bond relies on wit and gadgets…someone I see as macho would not.
LOL @ kunis being the sexiest woman alive. Fucking magazines…shes nice but cmon on now [/Booker T]
You done broke my heart, Calves :sad:
Bond gets in more fisticuffs than Dudley, you, and a random chimp, combined.
He drives cars fast and hard.
And drives women faster and harder.
And he is not squeamish about blowing a dude’s head off with a gun.
How is that NOT the quintessence of macho?
And rotflmmfao at Kunis being the sexiest woman alive.
You’ve got to have hips, first… maybe even, y’know - an ass.
She is definitely in the running for cutest long-haired boy with a vagina, though.
Blue ball comes slowly.
i’m sorry, Beta. the best thing about Tekken is Law’s throw where he runs up the person and then falls on them with his body. whenever i’d play it in arcades, that’s the only thing i’d do. does Law even have that throw anymore?
is Law even in Tekken anymore?
…volume 8?
That’s pic’s gayer than MP’s tranny story, son. Fuck you :mad:
And yeah, Law’s still in tekken, and yes, he still has that throw.
is he low tier? how come i never see anybody play Law?
give me some good Law vids
If this isn’t a summoning for Havatchu then…idk
And if he doesn’t show up we all know to call his local coroner.
I hope my writing that story doesn’t put me in murder territory.
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James Bond is the male version of kunoichi who kill their opponents with STDs.
Why do you think the people trying to shoot him can never hit him? Semen induced lockjaw and rickets are clouding up their version and throwing off their aim. The only reason he beds women (the sluttiest of women, mind you) is that he is like megaman and picks up all their powers. He is such a valuable “spy” because the British government spends billions of dollars pumping him full of drugs to keep him alive another week.
Its just in the major release movies they don’t show him fucking every enemy soldier, but if you watch James Bond movies like “Albanian Blizzard” “Bondage is forever” or “Cum soaked balaclava boys: Vol 6” it becomes pretty obvious he is a walking bio-hazard.
Because Black Jesus owns my soul