SRK Lounge I'm about to shine the bat signal off yo mama's fat _____

shit shit shit, my bad, I totally missed the tits. I will keep a better eye out in the future, and check for a non red-band trailer version.

anywho, I made a thread for this, but just in case you’re all lazier than I suspect:

http://bostonherald.com/news/us_politics/view/20121006congressman_calls_evolution_lie_from__pit_of_hell

Fucking congressman calls evolution and the big bang “lies from the pit of hell” created to teach us we don’t need a saviour. Oh, and this ass fuck clown also sits on the House committee for Science, Technology, and Space. BRILLIANT!

That congressman vid is posted in two threads and Soviet still decides to make a thread for it anyway.

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Only using that smiley because there isn’t one to express putting a gun to my head.

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where do you get this shit from?? Go get laid nigga…damn

Where? Other men that have foolishly done just that. I personally knew a guy who got close to that. He moved in with his chick and thought it was gonna be all peachy. Too bad it wasn’t. Icing was him then losing his job. Not to mention this shit has been going on ever since men and women have been living together. You think that’s NEVER happened before? People don’t combine incomes? Unless you think people get divorced/break up to spread happiness to everyone else that’s single?

And the dude that was demanding pics of RockB’s sis telling others to get laid? scoffs

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I can pretty much get laid whenever want lil nigga. Plz believe. Fall all the way back.

Also you sound like a guy who has never been in a relationship with a broad before…all you posts kinda reflect that. You just sound like some bitter clown tbh. Making observations about things you dont know about…i mean, thats just how i see it.

I just find the horrible outcomes of relationships to provide great humor. What did you expect me to do? Praise sex to high heaven? That’s boring. Enough people do that. And it’s NOT funny. To me anyway. It’s like that thread about enjoying when people get hurt. Cruel maybe but funny none the less. As for relationships, I have my reasons for no longer having any interests in that. And don’t be one of those “must have gotten his heart broken” or “is afraid of getting hurt” people.

How old are you btw? I mean, being single is the shit…but i just always see you shit on relationships and women in general so im trying to understand where your mindset is at.

I mean, im guessing some broad cheated on you or something idk…there has got to be a reason. And dont say thiat its business bc Im def not gonna buy that

This car commercial is about a car that honks to let you know you can stop filling a tire. Before that though it has it honk before its driver can spray cologne on his crotch.

I wish I had a car that could have warned me the one time I did that.

I’m 24. It’ll take a long time for me to explain why my mindset is the way it is. I didn’t get cheated on either. I haven’t found a way to cliff note it if needed.

Fact: 48% of black women have herpes. 80% of them don’t know it.

(idly waits for Epidemic to start hitting on Hatred Edge in his usual attempt to prove machoness and relationship-and-sex-knowledge)

That statistic sounds about right. An alarming amount of people don’t know they have STDs and even some, if not a lot or even most, of the ones that do know they have one tend to lie about it, whether through omission or outright mendacity.

One more reason not to bother with such things.

It took about a minute to realize what the hell was wrong with your “cap”.

I blame it on your blinding pallor.

LOL when do i ever act macho??

So damned are you abstinent or something. I always just picture you with a s-curl flip or permed hair with a side bang… and a chocker on. You also have mad belts on like a FF character. How close am I? Oh and eye shadow…

Just give me the word and i can have some big barda broads coming your way by ground service in 4-6 business days

I still wanna see epidemic vs random chimp fist fight at evo :coffee:

winner gets to fight pablo the mex(I dunno why lol)

glad I never banged one :tup:

lol for the love of all thats holy…everyone is starting to fb me the dodgeball gainer kid. my friends know him so i saw that ish early in the day…now its like at a half a mil or mil views. soooo i know every fuckin friend on my fb is gonna send me it.

I oughta send you the link in spite…

good thing we’re not fb friends…i got like 4 srkers on my fb…and i like it that way. i know who to fuckin hunt down if some personal shit makes it on here.

Oh cool. The one of the few times I wanted to be social, plans to go to the bar with friends fell through. Ah well. Another weekend of gaming it is. :rofl:

“friends” almost always fall through. I was supposed to play some cvs2 last night >:(