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20:10, bitch.
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23:23, bitch.

I just got told that due to “restructuring” and “down sizing,” my job at my building will be gotten rid of, and I can either relocate to a location further away from home, or be let go. Wonderful.

1382

Woke up this morning bad groggy and my left eye lagging behind if I shut them both then open them. Was feeling bummed that I might have a wandering eye. Niqqas do not need to be uglier than they already are. :sad:

1383

Got a page at 5am for work. Turns out I didn’t even have to do anything. So now I’m awake. Sup?

1384

I found this funny:
[media=youtube]9TErJEdQ2Sk[/media]

1385

yo, where did that dick lazer comic come from?

I hate when the lounge is full of youtube videos…fucking work pc’s blocking all the goodness

ps - that’s not a commercial for condoms, that’s a commercial for fucking adoption

ps # 2 - holy shit shaft, that’s one fucking terrible song. That’s not power metal, for the record.

1386

I keep telling y’all Calf Busta has taste cancer. You don’t listen.

1387

So if I get paged for any reason while not at work during normal hours (8-5), I get an hour of over time. Even if it takes me two seconds to do what it is I’m being paged for. If I get paged a second time after the better part of an hour, say 45 minutes, that is another hour of over time.

I got paged at 5:12 this morning.
Then again at 6:10.
Then again at 6:30.

If this bitch pages me again, not only am I going to murder her in cold blood, I’m getting a 3rd hour of OT.

EDIT: And there’s hour 3.

1388

I hate being on call. Especially when my being on call ends at like 11pm or midnight. And I have beer.

Fuck, this lady calls in today, and tells me her internet is down. I ask her to plug in an ethernet cable so we can get started. She asks me if its the white or black cord. I inform her I can’t see into her house. So she hangs up on me. Stupid bitch.

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lol I’d kill myself if I had to be on call for my ISP. I’m on call 24/7, and the only things that I should be paged for are problems that would keep our news paper from being printed.

1390

Yo ass, is what. What what, Rabbit?

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1391

Change your dumb tapatalk sig.

Also, you gonna relearn me some SFIV? I haven’t played in at least a year.

1392

It’s early.

On my day off.

Page #1

You owe me overtime, mang.

…take it out of shipping. :coffee:

EDIT:

Page #2

Lol - hellz yeah.

I’m down.

Lemmie get moar cafe in me, and I’ll boot up the grill.

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1393

i failed to see where shaft called that video power metal, and not ‘metal band.’

let’s all agree to read more before posting.

1394

Re-quoting.

My coffee is hot, my BS3 is alight, where are you?

Take too much longer, and I’ll go do the damned DMV thing first.

1395

I don’t mean right now. I’m at work.

1396

Fuuuuu…

Sigh.

I hate the DMV. :frowning:

1397

We may need to reserve this for the weekend. I have to brush up a little bit.

1398

I was kind of happy it was raining this morning as it gave me an excuse to whip out my samurai sword umbrella.
Been waiting weeks for bad weather.

http://www.likecool.com/Gear/Other/Samurai%20sword%20umbrella/Samurai-sword-umbrella.jpg

I blame chuck norris jokes and rap music.

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her ass is like, moving in and out of her body as she moves. it’s surreal

1400

FTFY