Aight sweet. I got some messages from him while my girlfriend was watching Netflix, and she was all like “So uh, who is Sites008? She sent a slanty face when you didn’t respond so she must miss you a lot.”
So this morning, in a half dreamy state, I thought it would be a good idea to wake my self up with some calisthenics and practice a little kendo in my tiny ass room.
Now when I get home I’m going to have to clean up all that broken glass and find a new lampshade.
In retrospect, it was pretty cool and did wake me right up. Being showered with tiny bits of glass and lightbulb made me feel like I was in an action movie. I only cut myself a little.
Well in all fairness, she has good reason to be a little cautious. Upon inspection of my phone, she found a few conversations that I’d rather she didn’t.
I dunno man, COME WITH ME ILL TAKE YOU THERE TO THE LAND OF MAKE BELIEVE?
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heh though every sweet band does have something shameful, Startovarius has that self titled abortion of an album and Nocturnal Rites did fools never die
my asshole roommate cleans up nothing, leaves teh city for a week, then comes back and complains that there is a plate at my desk, because that is such a mess (when the sink is 100% full of his dishes).
I can’t wait for him to get fired from his job so I can lolol
Dude, story of my life. I just texted my roommate to ask him if he got everything out he was going to take, and I guarantee he didn’t even vacuum his room. So I get to vacuum, and probably sweep out his closet, repaint any trim he may have scuffed or scratched, clean the kitchen, including the stove and fridge, sweep/mop the floors again (the entire apartment aside from bedrooms have concrete floors), aaaaand turn in our keys.
Yeah, there is a tax on alcohol, but you can just hit the duty free shop before crossing and make a killing.
Or hide alcohol under your seat or in the spare tire compartment like my parents do
going into Canada, they scan fuck all, but coming back to America, my dad was swarmed when they thought he was a dirty bomb, cuz some radioactive isotopes remained in his system half a year after surgery.