Well then charge her $30, which she’ll likely get you to spend on her, afterwards getting a hummer later. Same results, with a meal involved.
I love when my customers try to lie. I had a guy call in, and tell me he taught “Internet” at “school”. I asked when this was, and he said “when it started”.
guess they didn’t teach about viruses back then.
hahaha SO true
Haha, New Ireland.
My favourite Irish joke…
Q: How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?
Spoiler
A: None
If anyone has more I’d like to hear them, one of my friends is MC’ing a wedding where one half is Irish, I think he could use some material.
How do you know if an irishmen spilled his whiskey?
He has splinters in his tongue.
speaking of prostitution*, my Square is on the way.
Spoiler
it has been realized that Square is an incredibly easy way for prostitutes to accept payments
i’m about to ball outta contrizzol.
I gotta admit, I have no idea why anybody lives in Manitoba who didn’t come here from a former Soviet republic.
Just think of the kinds of wiseass answers you can come up with when someone leads in with a question like that…
-Starhammer-
Considering she did my hair for free and is willing to cook/bake for me I’d say I’m safe.
eff paypal right now. i may get one later though because my other bank account is connected to my paypal. need to see how paypal is gonna try to ruin commerce before i decide to get one or not.
Hi-Tech prostipreneurs? where bruvs?
(I’m currently trying to decide whether it’s more nerdy to like writing essays or to just like more-than-basic math.)
The hell? Was I gone for longer than a week? Oh, right, it’s been two, hasn’t it? [/rhetorical]
Hunh.
…Just like all other aspects of life, I’m never going to catch up.
what do you call an irishman on your front porch? Patty O’Furniture
what do you call an irishman throwing himself at your front door repeatedly? Rick O’Sheigh
i always liked that SNL skit with Jim Belushi. How do you scare an irishman? POTATO FAMINE!!!
In my extremely biased opinion, essays are nerdier. Why would you want to write about some esoteric subject when you learn something that can be applied to many real life situations? Even if you write about something popular, most people will just say TLDR.
Nothing worth catching up on in this thread.
I’m reading the SCP wiki thanks to you. It really is a mixed bag. The wiki should use a few consistent authors to keep it up to code, and some of the pages are just painfully bad and lack any sort of creativity.
(I’m so confused by everyone’s avatars now. I’ll change mine later tonight.)
Hmm…I think I’ve had like 5 hours of sleep this entire week outside of Monday’s debacle. And yet I feel…more awake than I usually do.
…Not going to question that. Much.
Perhaps I’m just used to that given what I post on SRK.
Which reminds me, SWBeta’s post aside (which isn’t getting done until I get a new computer at this point or this one “magically” stops being shitty, sorry), I have some eyes to destroy on another forum. I should really get started on that.
Oh, I didn’t mean this thread. I don’t need to know the exact weight of dicks that RockBogart can lift.
My apologies. Yeah. It’s rather a mixed bag.
Dare I ask which ones you’ve read that you actually like?
Has this been posted? 
Hiya Damned.
Fuck your Kusoge Frank.
That is all.
You have to be realistic about these things.
Ohh shit torchlight 2 up for presale on steam!
Wait…Frank West is a pretty damn good character in UMVC3
You have to be realistic about these things.
…as I see it
…seriously