Fuck that, I would rather smoke pot.
Im not to big on being healthy or getting buff. I get exercise by takin’ my kids for a walk.
Yeah, it’s like a dollar per pound. Straight rape.
Fat white bitch?
Frank, wholesome boy?
Furry with balls?
Forgotten whale boner?
Frozen woman butt?
Ohhhh… you meant “friend with benefits”…
If you really want some weights but dont want to pay a fortune look for them at garage sales or on craigs list. I got all mine from garage sales for mad cheap. Like dirt cheap.
no, cheese is a much more involved process. You could make butter though…
I love it when people put up a wall of text in response to one or two lines and then try to tell me they’re not butthurt.
Showing your wounded pride is a dead giveaway of butthurt status.
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I don’t smoke weed cause I’d be even lazier than I already am.
I think I’m gonna sell my PC. Work on a smaller machine for myself.
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I lost my job, my house, my car, and my girlfriend on 4-20. I thought this would have destroyed me, but for some reason, I think it’s the funniest fucking thing in the world.
What’s good, SRK? The God of Lurkers has returned(at least for a couple weeks until I get another job).
-K7
What the fucking fuck is up wit the return of high-waisted clothing? Did middle aged women from the midwest get a hold of some fashion people and force them at gunpoint to produce the least flattering clothing possible? The 90’s fashion was fucking hell and high waists are 100% to blame. They ruin asses. Alexis Texas would have a flat ass in high waisted clothing. I feel this is a national crisis that needs to be dealt with soon.
I like the ones where a person makes an off-handed humorous reply then someone goes way off into left field and tell some personal story (Usually with a death) about said humorous jab and reveals way to much in a lengthy and awkward post.
Seen it dozens and dozens of times here, usually in newbie areas.
Ok, prime Alexis…the point still stands…
Spoiler
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Better than sagging 
Wait what?
Crazy day at work, thought I would share my desk with you guys.
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To the right of the picture is a R.A. Salvatore book, the only one of his I own and have been trying to find time to read since forever, my new position actually allows me to read it so I’m pretty stoked about that.
Every time you guys talk about porn stars I feel like something is off with me, because while I recognize that it’s only a different opinion, I’ve yet to see one you guys discussed that I find attractive. Most porn stars just look like dirty whores to me.
Ugh, that’s some shit. Is there any possibility of advancement within that job? The way that I see it, you either have to quickly push yourself out of the tech support position or get out of that hellhole.
Either that, or turn off your soul when you come on shift.
I feel the same way but keep my mouth shut, I just shrug and enjoy the funny comments.
I’m with you on that.
Because that’s what they are. They can’t look like anything else.