SRK Lounge: If they made a movie about GD, I'd get Jonah Hill to play RockB

[Manx]

Jennifer Love Hewitt.
However, watching JLH walk around in the world’s skimpiest outfits is DEFINITELY worth it. JLH is one of the few women in the world that can make me watch nearly any mess just to see her walk around looking hot.

I call it the show I should be watching but I am not. Yep. J .L. H. in anything skimpy is enough to get me to watch Lifetime. :tup:

edit: just got to work, and my email is full of the stupidest shit. Seriously, I have to waste my work time, deleting and going through like 6 billion emails, from nobodys, reminding everybody to use correct bathroom etiquette (i’m so pissing on the seats for that email), and then 20 messages about subs being in the fucking lunchroom, then 25 messages about being considerate with subs (if there were still subs, I would piss on those too). Then like 50 messages from my boss asking why nobody on our team is voting for a team name (probably because nobody cares). Sent a rage filled reply email, and sweet baby Jesus do I want to quit this fucking job.

Yeah, technology has enhanced our lives, but it brought along some crappy stuff as well. Now every slobbering Tom, Dick & Harry can communicate with you instantly. Automobiles brought us fast travel and also traffic jams. Consoles brought us fighting games in our home and SFxT. You gottta take the good with the bad, SoV.

for example, someone i met one time at evo - for the first time - trusted me enough to send me 700+ dollars to register a room for them. at the time i didn’t think much of it, but looking back, that’s a pretty surprising thing to do, and i like that this website has a much higher rate of IRL interaction than most.

I’m picturing you as the guy in your AV partying it up after telling that guy your name is RoninChaos and making off with the cash. :tup:

[SoVi3t]

I call it the show I should be watching but I am not. Yep. J .L. H. in anything skimpy is enough to get me to watch Lifetime. :tup:

JLH is pointless until she does nudity. Who the fuck cares about tight clothes.

Yeah, technology has enhanced our lives, but it brought along some crappy stuff as well. Now every slobbering Tom, Dick & Harry can communicate with you instantly. Automobiles brought us fast travel and also traffic jams. Consoles brought us fighting games in our home and SFxT. You gottta take the good with the bad, SoV.

My problem is I have to spend a big chunk of my day dealing with this shit. Even funnier, is my office shares with another fucking company. So we all use the same washrooms, eat the same food, etc. And they outnumber us like 50-1. So I get penalized on how long I spend in the washroom (not allowed more than 4 mins a day), yet I have to wait in line for some other dick clown to go first. Somebody not even working at MY company. And I my email is resembling fucking 4chan, with gifs everywhere and stupid fucking posts galore.

I want to karate chop every mother fucker here in half. I do not need to spend the opening half hour of my shift deleting useless junk

[iShotto]

Some things I gotta get off my back.

First thing… Bagged milk is for eastern Canadians.Cause they are fuct.
In the west, we drink like regular people.

what’s wrong with the container that the milk is delivered in? When I was growing up in ye ole dairy land(Wisconsin) the best tasting milk came in bags. You just put that bag in a pitcher and BOOM you can drink like a normal person.

also JLH made the ghost whisperer watchable. That woman can make anything semi-enjoyable.

[odin]

what’s wrong with the container that the milk is delivered in? When I was growing up in ye ole dairy land(Wisconsin) the best tasting milk came in bags. You just put that bag in a pitcher and BOOM you can drink like a normal person.

I’ve never actually had bagged milk.
I only said it because mean people on SRK were saying that all Canadians drank it.
But we don’t.

[ThePurpleBunny]

If I wanted milk from a bag I’d suck it out of the udder.

[Manx]

JLH is pointless until she does nudity. Who the fuck cares about tight clothes.

As a Sexual Deviant… I’d have thought you’d be more open to the idea of sexy attire.

And I my email is resembling fucking 4chan, with gifs everywhere and stupid fucking posts galore.

Filtering rules. I use them extensively. Be careful not to filter too aggressively though. :tup:

[SoVi3t]

Just Like Regular People: Minnesota GOP Evicted From Their Headquarters

lol Republicans getting evicted. Bring on a worthy 3rd party.

As a Sexual Deviant… I’d have thought you’d be more open to the idea of sexy attire.

as a sexual deviant, her clothes should be jizz. Not clothing. Fuck that, clothes get in the way

I love sexy attire, but after awhile, it’s just a tease. Until I see Jennifer Love Hugetits give a man a black eye with her cannons, I don’t give a shit. Look at Neve Campbell. We waited forever for her to get nekkid, and by the time she did…she was all busted

[iShotto]

I’ve never actually had bagged milk.
I only said it because mean people on SRK were saying that all Canadians drank it.
But we don’t.

fair enough good sir.

[Manx]

lol Republicans getting evicted. Bring on a worthy 3rd party.

How about NO party system? What? You can’t stand on your own feet as an individual?

as a sexual deviant, her clothes should be jizz. Not clothing. Fuck that, clothes get in the way

That’s not deviant.

I love sexy attire, but after awhile, it’s just a tease. Until I see Jennifer Love Hugetits give a man a black eye with her cannons, I don’t give a shit. Look at Neve Campbell. We waited forever for her to get nekkid, and by the time she did…she was all busted

It’s only a tease if you believe you’re really going to get to have sex with J.L.H.

[Kromo]

If you had a waterbed full of milk, and you slept naked on it, could you eventually make cheese through the heat and movement?

[Hatred_Edge]

How about NO party system? What? You can’t stand on your own feet as an individual?

No, because that means someone else will have to do all the work and take all the blame. Soviet is like a pregnant whore who thinks the reason she’s knocked up is because of the guy when the truth is that those legs should have been kept closed the entire time. Slut.

Yeah, I know people call you a slut Soviet. And you probably like it. Slut.

[Manx]

lolwut? We went from politics to sluts in about 3 parsecs.

[Havatchu]

lolwut? We went from politics to sluts in about 3 parsecs.

This is GD son.

[ThePurpleBunny]

And now we’ve gone from politics to Sovi3ts to Leonidas.

More tangents than a geometry class.

[Cyntalan]

And now we’ve gone from politics to Sovi3ts to Leonidas.

More tangents than a geometry class.

Especially considering it’s usually trig, not geometry, where they start actually touching on tangents…

[ThePurpleBunny]

And there’s another tangent.

Jelly donuts, DISCUSS!

[drizzt360]

I heard Canadians love them some jelly donuts. Strange Brew told me so.

[Hatred_Edge]

Back when I used to eat doughnuts, I threw away the jelly because they ruined the doughnut. Blasphemy in your eyes, yes I know.

[Sp33dking89]

Bagged milk is a goood thing, someday a dude will make boob shaped bag full of milk, and it works almost like real boob.

[Rabbit2k7]

For those of you who need new computers for Diablo 3. Might I introduce you to the Clockwork D.