SRK Lounge: If they made a movie about GD, I'd get Jonah Hill to play RockB

And that relates to your kind surviving it how?

Hey you wanna try your luck conversing with these locals you go ahead. Don’t blame me when their backwater ways go hypnotoad on you.

Id actually pay for a proper sequel. tone it down with these stupid ‘baddies’ lol. maybe capcom should consider making something like a street fighter version of 'mk shaolin monks".

Yeah duckie, on like 100+ bumping it up to 5-7 makes it so much better.

Oh god I accidentally posted in the SFxT thread. Ewwwww. I feel so icky. I can just feel the stupidity seeping into my veins.

Fairly sure that’s Jergens

should I be sad? I don’t have four bucks to my name right now.

-Starhammer-

Hey, guys. Remember Brian McKnight? The R&B singer that wrote timeless ballads like One Last Cry? Here’s what he’s doing now!

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I just remembered the dream I had last night/morning:

I’m in a room conversing with the Timothy Dalton version of James Bond, and I suspect he wants to kill me. Every time I get nervous or give away my knowledge that he’s a spy, he gets his gun and swiftly shoots me. This scenario happens several times until I finally found a solution- I exclaim that I left something in my car; I move casually towards the door and calmly walk out, then proceed to haul ass in my white “Scarface” suit. The dream ends abruptly after that, or I simply can’t recall what happens next.

lol

Spoiler

One of the times I died was when I accidentally mentioned the “Shaken, not stirred” line during a conversation to mock him, forgetting that he never said it in my presence. Realizing the error, I made a mad dash out of my chair and got capped. :rofl:

You are doomed. Make peace with the world for your time has come.

-Starhammer-

So, the latest SC5 character-- I made this character that has a turd constantly hanging out of his ass. I may have a picture of that to share later. Haha, his thumbnail/portrait picture has the dinner plate graphic with him turned around next to it…so you see this plate of food with a guy’s turd hanging right next to it…nice. I’ve also made “The Cesarian” already, and she looks great.

Oh yeah, my she-male character… she/he has Yoshimitsu’s style, so that Critical Edge is HILARIOUS… since Yoshimitsu sits indian-style and spins up into the air, you get a really good look at what “she” has going on down there. Yes, you can clearly see her penis on screen in a close-up, thanks to how Yoshi’s CE animation plays out. So, it’s like she’s killing her opponents by flashing them her dick. The win pose takes things even further. There’s no way Namco/Bandai should be surprised by the results of what they made possible with that character creation.

Considering some of the silliness I’ve seen in the SG General thread you should be used to that.

I think people drastically overcomplicate time. Time is simply a progression of events. There are no forks. There are no parallels. In the hypothetical event that you went back in time to change something, whatever you do and whatever happens to you only serves to make things the way they will eventually be, in a web of events that is far too complex for your laughable attempts at influencing it to matter. You always went back in time. You always did what you did. That’s why things are the way they are.

For works of fiction that subscribe to this model of time, see: The Terminator (and T2), Star Trek IV, and the Futurama episode “Roswell That Ends Well”.

Of course, that’s assuming you actually can go back in time. Say you tried the wormhole method. Hawking has hypothesized that you would generate a matter/energy feedback loop that would annihilate anything within it–namely, you. So good luck with that.

In other news, I have been drinking, and I think it’s cheating when AF uses an animated/drawn avatar.

If we can get past, can we also get future?

We are all traveling forward in time, at a rate of one second per second. [/not actually deep]


Everybody check this band out. A bunch of my buddies are in it, and they’re really good. The guitarist and drummer are in my band, Tyrannovox.

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i’m trying to get a crew together to split the evo hotel costs.

and during this process, i began thinking about this scene and how this community can come together in surprising ways.

for example, someone i met one time at evo - for the first time - trusted me enough to send me 700+ dollars to register a room for them. at the time i didn’t think much of it, but looking back, that’s a pretty surprising thing to do, and i like that this website has a much higher rate of IRL interaction than most.

lol not my problem your ass backwards province is so technologically inept they haven’t perfected the awesomeness of bagged milk. Frankly, I’m amazed y’all aren’t getting your milk straight from a cow. Just munching some dry cereal, then sucking on an udder. Milk mustache, yo

edit: just got to work, and my email is full of the stupidest shit. Seriously, I have to waste my work time, deleting and going through like 6 billion emails, from nobodys, reminding everybody to use correct bathroom etiquette (i’m so pissing on the seats for that email), and then 20 messages about subs being in the fucking lunchroom, then 25 messages about being considerate with subs (if there were still subs, I would piss on those too). Then like 50 messages from my boss asking why nobody on our team is voting for a team name (probably because nobody cares). Sent a rage filled reply email, and sweet baby Jesus do I want to quit this fucking job.

I always thought you were a righteous asshole, DRD.

Even back in our Prem days.

It’s why we get on. :coffee:

You have to be realistic about these things.

DVRed The Client List and watched it this morning. The Client List is a show about a single mom with 2 kids who moves back to texas and is a massuese who dresses up in sexy costumes for her clients and always gives happy endings. Who is this single mom?

Jennifer Love Hewitt.

I missed the pilot but I think this is the 4th episode at the latest. I’m immediately calling this The New Jennifer Love Hewitt Show.

This has been THE INVINCIBLE SWORDSMAN saying:

Sadly there are two bad things about this show so far.
#1 All the other women on the show are either old or quite mediocre-looking.
#2 The show is on Lifetime. I thought it was gonna be on HBO. This means JLH is gonna be toned down and we’re not gonna see anything more than cleavage and no actual handjobs/blowjobs.

However, watching JLH walk around in the world’s skimpiest outfits is DEFINITELY worth it. JLH is one of the few women in the world that can make me watch nearly any mess just to see her walk around looking hot.

I re-he-heeeeallly need to put together a D3 box. A cheap one. Rull bad.