But Fighterpedia is so funny right guys?
. . . :shake:
Muscular large or FAT large?
If it’s muscular, then that explains it. We have a friend who we LOVE to get drunk because 1. it’s cheap, but also it’s down right hilarious. He is body builder and all buff and does nothing but work out all the time and look at pics of buff chicks on bodybuilder forums when he’s not sucking at a every video game we play. He has less than 8% body fat!
Fat acts as an “insulator” for alcohol, storing it up when the liver cannot process it fast enough. Without fat, you just get instantly drunk and then quickly sober because there’s no fat to soak it up and then slowly and continuously release it into the bood.
Add to that the fact that this guy is hilariously un-smart before drinking, and the results are very funny. :tup:
body fat isn’t an insulator for alcohol. people with higher metabolisms process alcohol faster, it’s the reason why you’re not supposed to drink immediately after working out.
God my family.
Came to work to find my mom sent me a link to a local news article. She only sends me these if it pertains to my family.
My uncle got arrested because some kid rode out into a street and got hit by the trailer he was pulling.
He was unlicensed and uninsured. Great…
sheeeit, now I regret not checking out Jeopardy! today…
I still remember Jill from a couple of years ago… hispanic looking woman with a great body…long curly hairsyle that was dark brown…kinda similar to how Jennifer Lopez looked in Money Train(*JUST that movie though… J-Lo took on some different looks after that and never went back, sadly) I think she was only on there 2 times, but of course I recorded her episodes. It’s a shame she will probably never be famous beyond that, thus… the rest of her body will never be shown off publicly. She was probably the best looking woman I’ve ever seen appear on that show.
Random applications of the Evolved powers from the Prototype franchise: simply morph into a bird and sit on the limb of a tree that just happens to be outside the women’s dorm at a random university, and proceed to enjoy the show. That is only the beginning folks… only the beginning.
Theft: Morph into the president or general manager/whatever of a bank… casually walk into said bank and leave with various amounts of cash over the course of a few days…making sure not to get too crazy with the amount stolen in 1 day, of course. Later, you leave the state or even the country, morphing back into yourself or some other person. The authorities would be looking for this other guy that was simply your disguise (*and he’s likely dead anyway…you could set that up to appear to be a suicide). There’s so many things you could get away with perfectly with these powers of Alex Mercer and now James Heller in part 2. Even in the off-chance someone with those powers did get caught… it’s not like there’s anything they could do against a guy that has super-human speed, strength and agility who is also pretty much invincible. Regular bullets bounce off Heller like he’s another Superman, and both characters have ridiculous regeneration that is probably on par with Hulk and Wolverine.
Yeah, I’d consider selling my soul for such powers.
*haha, I just remembered that guy we called “Chickenbone” in high school…I’ll never forget that day he was repeatedly punching this fat cheerleader in the face in Art class… yeah, I was struggling to not laugh as it happened. You never forget such a visual…never.
Well as you can see, I said I was gettin my Million on.
(Did SRK act up really oddly for anyone else during this past hour? Or it is just my computer being horrible? Not necessarily mutually exclusive, so I thought I would ask.)
Ugh. I’ve wasted so time today still. I need to get “cracking” for the rest of this week, so I probably should go on “hiatus” again until Friday. That said, I was listening to a bunch more of those songs from the guy (or gal) that SWBeta linked to and, whoa, the Riddler’s song borrows really heavily from Samurai Champloo’s “Sneak Chamber” for some parts:
Compare For Yourself
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Not “hating” or anything, especially since the person admits to this. I just tend to forget about most of Samurai Champloo’s awesome music to make myself forget that Nujabes is dead.
…Oh man, Nujabes is dead. [/despair]
I’ll give this a try when my computer is wanting to make me throttle it less later on this week. I’ve been using the white one out of laziness and the fact that Dark’s white text hurts my eyes, but Old School Blue should be superior to both of them.
Thanks in advance.
Same, though I kinda think this one was mediocre. I was actually more interested in the video, if only because for some reason I never realized how common that pose is. That probably means it’s unrealistic and would be stupid to use in real life in most instances knowing Hollywood and most other media–Aang has an excuse as do people with super-strength (maybe) or endurance/resistance.
Oh, heh. This is the same person who did the Let’s Enhance video?
This is why I hate CSI and similar shows
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Good times.
As much as I agree, I don’t think you blame SRK or even $RK for that. You’d have to blame news in general.
Face it. The only time you ever hear or see “good news” is either about some celebrity-related/movie-related or when some nubile, attractive, ostensibly heterosexual white girl is found alive and even celebrity-related stuff is negative more often than not.
I hate to say this, but IIRC, thurst is correct (for once). It’s far more related to metabolism than it is (body) fat.
Not to say that being fat can’t contribute to getting drunk less quickly, but that’s a) probably because a fat person has a slower metabolism in the first place and b) because they have more body mass in general.
Out of curiosity, how much does “muscular guy” weigh? I ask because I know someone who’s more muscular than I am and probably weigh more, especially since I’ve lost like 20-25 pounds during this year, but basically starts feeling tipsy after one beer or half a glass of wine because of how high his metabolism is.
Was watching Anderson Cooper’s interview with this jackass birther (yeah, they’re coming back for election season), and it was bad enough that he couldn’t give a straight answer to questions about what experts he used or even the process used to determine if Obama’s certificate was fake (despite the time he had to pull these answers from his ass), but when he was asked how he himself knew the certificate was fake, he includes, and I quote, “I ran my fingers over the seal.”
I got up, put my hands on the top of the TV, and threw it to the floor.
Have they ever done any kind of scientific testing to see the effects of heroin on bears?
Or even some kind of youtube video of a disgruntled zoo keeper who, on the his last day, gave all the big cats meth and left the cages open?
It’s almost summer time, and you know what that means (for me, at least)…
Spoiler
Annual Beast Wars marathon. FUCK YEARRRR
Greatest TF series, by a wide margin. I sold my set on eBay weeks ago. I knew I couldn’t bear watching it after parting with all the toys.
The other day, I saw a sign in someone’s yard, “Kony 2012.” For an instant, I mistook it as one of those campaign posters. Then it dawned on me, we’re never going to elect a black guy that wasn’t even born in this country.
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The saddest thing about the upcoming election is that if Romney really just wanted to do what was best for the people instead of pandering to his party he could actually come up with some stuff that makes a lot of sense.
Why should he have to dodge coming up with a health care system that works? He should be like “The dumb ass democrats were trying to do this shit since 3 forevers ago and I got that crap down in one try, fuck an Obama”
It’s really depressing that caring for your entire nation is something we need to debate. Or just easy general freedoms, like stupid gay marriage. Who cares if two dudes want to get balls deep. ITS A WASTE OF TIME.
Wanna hear something funny?
I won a ST tournament this weekend that Damdai was in.
Wait for it…
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He was my partner. >.>
Hey sometimes the best presidents are evil/completely crazy.
Look at Richard Nixon and Teddy Roosevelt.
Teddy Roosevelt is probably one of the baddest-ass men of all time. The story of how he once got shot, then gave a 90-minute speech after announcing he’d been shot, and THEN went to the hospital brings a manly tear to my eye.
omg thank the lords i dont have a g/f right now or she would be dead on sight from my farts. horrible combo of coffee/2 potassium drinks/protein drink/chili fries and a guacomole burger from wendys.
It’s weird that I actually don’t think of Joan as a sexual object on Mad Men (most of the time) but then Christina Hendricks supercharges my loins anytime I just barely glimpse at her.
I could never understand SRK’s view of Smash [64/ Melee] considering the level of skill involved. It’s a shame cuz the game is fun as hell competitively.
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But in other (not really important) news…
Octomom finally doing porn. I guess having 14 kids has finally taken it’s financial toll. I’m sure they’re going to appreciate her sacrifice once her kids reach middle school age and deal with their peers.
Yeah, totally agreed. His political team is an absolute joke. He is easily the most qualified and polished candidate but his own party is making him look like a joke because he is having to cow toe to all their stupid shit.
Too bad Obama is a pussy too. OH WELL. THE WHEEL GOES ROUND.
It’s lame ass seeing Obama all up in Rolling Stone, get the fuck out of that dying magazine and do your damn job Mr. President.