The only place Chris Hansen will every help us is into that seat over there. Thanks, but I’d rather sit on the coffee table.
…And I STILL say she was 21. Dammit.
Have faith my good man. Summer gets closer by the day. The dark times will be upon us before you know it.
-Starhammer-
Oh yeah, totally forgot about this one until I tried to grab something out of my coat pocket today.
I finished my volunteer class last night, when some girl came up to me, looking giddy as Tom Cruise jumping on Oprah’s couch, and hands me something.
It’s the handout we gave in class, fashioned in the shape of an envelope, then she trots off.
Not just that, but there’s a note in the flap, and on the front is two people holding hands smiling while rollerblading. Not even making this up.
So I’m pretty sure I just got hit on by a Chinese university student, but won’t have 100% certainty because the note’s written in Chinese because she can’t speak English because she spent the entire class time folding her English handout up into an envelope to give to her English teacher.
The irony is thick due east.
Also one of my Chinese friends refused to translate, saying they couldn’t read some of the characters. Not buying it at all.
Also, no smash. Even if unmarried.
So the new trend on FB is to like share a pic of some cancer patient or some horribly mutilated person.
“Like this if (Blah blah)”
Jesus it’s so stupid sometimes.
http://xa.yimg.com/kq/groups/18564115/2115462508/name/lebowski.pdf
This just got delivered across my desktop.
For thine reading pleasure.
havent been around much…has this been discussed?
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yeah she married French Stewart.
and if you want Mr. Perkins for a role, you’ll have to catch a flight to LA. last time i talked to him he was living in Paul Rudd’s old house.
and i don’t know about the jeans, all i know is chicks with nice legs shouldn’t be wearing jeans ever.
Crossed >>>>>>>>>>>> Walking Dead
that shouldn’t even be up for debate.
but they just don’t know…
pours some table salt around
Man, I’d love to hang out with Paul Rudd. I bet he pauses a lot in real life like he does in all his movies, so I’d have a lot more time to think about what I’ma say next.
And yeah, I can find Trey when I need to. Thanks, man! :tup:
Welp. 23 today. At least 4 people have sung that shitty Blink 182 song to me already, and it’s not even 10am.
HAPPY BIRFDEY, YOU WASCALLY WABBIT!
And, just to cleanse the suck from your ears:
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Man, JEW is awesome.
Yesterday a member(Who should go un-named) PM’d me for my av’s source and was like:
“Can you please give me the source of your av? I’ll do anything”
D:
Funbags…sigh You got bisexual men after you now? Playa playa.
I guess so Shrug I didn’t know how to react so I just gave him the source pic.
These two statements, taken together, lead me to distrust your point of view.
And it’s 1992-2001, scrub.
Pozer Wolf likes big titties?
Hey man, if you’re providing the source, pass that shit around…
Does anyone know where I could find the old 24 recaps threads? I’m hoping someone backed them up somewhere. Those threads were gold.
I also want the GIF of the clothesline from hell from the show.
Get a watch that works. 