Yesterday my close friend came out and said she was into me.
…I’m still taking it in.
This ought to be seen as a positive - abuse that psychological weakness - abuse it to the fullest extent.
I mean… console her, and nurture her self-esteem by forming cognitive associations with your accepting her obesity and her getting you expensive gifts.
BE the white rcadio.
Then we’ll only need a latin one and a black one, and the SRK Asian Wife Gigolo set with be comprete.
The correct post would have been:
“…she’s still taking it in.”
It just dawned on me that, given the way fighting games are going, in a few years, we will nostalgically look at the SF4 influx years as some of the best.
What a horrifying thought.
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Fucking paycheck direct deposit is taking forever to come in(Hopefully Monday!) but yeah I gotta clean up and have some minez before I make a move.
You presume too much.
I refuse to believe that the fighting game ecosystem can survive this sustained level of bad in such a manner that there IS a future.
Now begins the delicate dance of keeping her as friend while banging her but never, ever, crossing the line where she becomes girlfriend.
Yo Manx, this one is for you dawg.
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Yeah, as much as that sounds like a good idea, her expensive gift for me would probably be perpetual resentment.
And there’s Az.
Scientists say: there is research for and against, so we cannot be 100% conclusive of its health effects versus other sweeteners, but we do know that consuming drinks containing HFCS is incontrovertibly bad for you.
Soda industry on TV says: see, folks? HFCS is just as safe as sugar!
Scientists: facepalms all around
Never. I’ll never turn to the dark side.
Actually, the evidence shows that it shorts out your body’s “I am full” satiation mechanism.
This is a large part of why HFCS soda is the principle “drink” sold at fast food joints.
Bottomless appetite = more of 'dem cheesy beef gorditas sold = more of 'dat unhealthy type of lettuce in corporate pockets.
Last I heard, Az actually has to be, like, a supportive husband and father, and shit like that.
That is anything but being true to the way of rcadio.
As long as Kayo doesn’t pass as being more of woman than your woman, it’s all good.
Yeah, I’m going to become those older grumpy guys who end up talking about the glory days in which people had to you know… block attacks.
What’s missing from this post?
DUN DUN DUN
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Her breast size. This is what you get for having such a strong gimmick. I’m being an asshole about this.shrug
Pretty sure she’s DD I’ll ask again.
And be called a retard for forgetting.
This is when you tell her that you need to further inspect them.
Closer.
And, I realize she is your friend and all, m’man, but…
Pics or gtfo. 
Your friends sound like stupid weeaboos.
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Delocated is too good. The music from this show needs to be released.
Interesting. Also the purpose behind salty/fatty foods: those two things are so rare in nature that the human body is programmed to grab as much of them as possible. It doesn’t know to stop.
I had almost forgotten about ole Trey. Is this the same sister that was with the guy who should play Brock in the live action Pokemon movie?
Also, if my screenplay ever goes anywhere, I’m putting it in my contract that Trey Perkins MUST have a credited role. :tup:
Where the fuck is she where it’s even possible to take a photo op wearing jeans? :mad:
The way fighting games work is that whatever we are playing now sucks balls and whatever we used to play was fucking great. The only problem is that for all its fault, SF4 is just middle of the road: it doesn’t do anything all that great and it doesn’t do a lot of shit too badly. Hitboxes are all fucked up but that’s mostly because they are 3D objects with super imposed 2 D hitboxes and since we aren’t allowed to look at the boxes they superimposed on the bodies we aren’t really sure what part of what is hitting.
On the other hand, MvC4 would have to a travesty of unlikes the SRK has ever seen (like some twisted combination of SFxT, CFJ and Phoenix, yeah just the character) for anybody to look fondly at MvC3 as good. I love playing the game but they really went out of the way to take a piss on all those nicely modeled characters.
just you wait, Killer Instinct 3 will inevitably drop…take that how you will
Like I said. There is a race of Mexican Tiger People. And GTFO out of here with that jaguar bullshit. Although I’m shocked you didn’t claim him as a panther, RockyB.
And Hatred, old Tekken’s possibly had an intro video of a dude putting on a Tiger mask. I mean, who wouldn’t wanna pretend they were the famous King, the Tiger-Man? Kinda like how in Blanka intro videos, he walks around talking to his mom, rather than the entire village massacring his ugly freak ass.
He is a Tiger-Man. He may have other super powers, I don’t know. He also has a tiger tail. I guess you’re gonna claim he stapled it to his ass or something? I swear I’ve seen that shit wag.
I liked CFJ =/
People will complain about ANY new fighter these days that isn’t exactly like something they played in the 99-2001 era.