SRK Lounge: I heard rumors that RockB was Scatman John

[Missing_Person]

so my kids have to write stories every week and some of them are really sweet…others are hilarious and some are just wow. anyway, i was gonna post this in the relationship thread but i feel like you guys would enjoy this just as much.

mind you this was written by a 5th grade korean girl:

Yep, that sounds about right…

[Starhammer]

I may look warp trance up one day when I feel really shitty. Like, REALLY shitty.

Dude, I think I should step in and explain some things for you.

Warp trance is what lies beyond “Terribad”. It is the broken-tier of horrible music. It is the ANTI-FAP!! It does not simply destroy sexual desire, it can destroy you as a man. We simply do not have a word or phrase powerful enough to describe it. You could win the lotto, gain ownership of a small country, pound an orgasm and an heir out of the daughter of the former ruler of said country, have a fine meal, and then you put on a warp trance cd. The next day, you just wanna DIE. your face would look like one of those kids from some war-torn area, or those animals on the ASPCA commercials. A face that has seen all the torments of hell and would welcome death. I think what saved me is that I was drunk when I heard it, and I STILL wanted to fall off of something tall. Heed my words. DON’T DO IT BRO!!!

Rez is godlike. I wish it was re-released on PSN… :sad:

Now this. THIS is the salvation against the horror. Child of Eden is good, but it is more of the same old, enhanced and put on a PS3. You will need the powerful musics of the Tokio Drome to combat the absolute terror of…“IT”.

Actually, I’m not as happy with CoE’s music as I am with REZ. It just ain’t…Enough of the same old, same old. Find REZ. You must do this.

-Starhammer-

[black_shoemaker]

daymn niqqas. calm down.

all this talk about current gen gaming makes me hungry; let me hit the Five Guys.

i havent given up completely on this gen, but, if noone is playing GoW 1, Halo 3, or CoD4 on XBL, im gonna fuck some shit up. but most of all i won’t purchase that 360 slim.

if you think shit is bad now, it’s going to get much worse when the new cycle of consoles hit the market. do you hate obsession with realism? it’s going to be much more prominent next gen. do you hate the fact that the West clogs up the market with swoll Caucasian men killing aliens and ethnic minorities? it’s going to be worse next gen. do you think FGs are going nowhere? they’ll be dead by next gen.

[Shaft_Agent]

Drama Laounhge

do people still use DC++?
we need to make a SRKGD DC++ thingie so we can share files.

[Femto_1]

I hope Capcom pisses more peoria off with the release of a new Darkstalkers. Reading these comments about SFxTekken crack me up I just wanna see how far Capcom can take it

[Pertho]

Son, fuck all this drama. I perfected one of the guys in my playgroup with Thor. I think its my only perfect thus far and it was with Thor.

Let it sink in how bad shit went down for somebody because they got perfected by Thor and Wesker as the last character did not get a chance to X-factor.

Fuck ya’ll, I am obviously as godlike as it gets.

[Shaft_Agent]

shut up, Pertho. drama is great as long as you aren’t in it.

Why I left Google

[Paolochun]

SFXT is nice. Scramble mode is gonna make for some fun drunk times a la Power Stone 2 and Smash bros.

Who thought it would be a good idea to give Jin Kazama the electric kiss balls of Orochi Shermie though?

[SWBeta]

Finally found the ignore option. Time to put that shit to use.

Perthooooooooooo, lemme know if you’re trying to Calibur today.

Dude, I think I should step in and explain some things for you.

Warp trance is what lies beyond “Terribad”. It is the broken-tier of horrible music. It is the ANTI-FAP!! It does not simply destroy sexual desire, it can destroy you as a man. We simply do not have a word or phrase powerful enough to describe it. You could win the lotto, gain ownership of a small country, pound an orgasm and an heir out of the daughter of the former ruler of said country, have a fine meal, and then you put on a warp trance cd. The next day, you just wanna DIE. your face would look like one of those kids from some war-torn area, or those animals on the ASPCA commercials. A face that has seen all the torments of hell and would welcome death. I think what saved me is that I was drunk when I heard it, and I STILL wanted to fall off of something tall. Heed my words. DON’T DO IT BRO!!!

-Starhammer-

Why do you have a CD of it, btw???

[Million]

Adrien Brody looks like a cartoon/comic character…he’s up next on Soledad O’Brien’s show. Her smile is so beautiful… she could give me the “dutch oven” in bed and it would be perfectly fine. She’d have trouble leaving the house each day for work though…girl would get pounced on a regular basis… I’d be poised like a Predator in the jungle…always ready to strike in the name of passion and lust… “ANYTIME…”, girl… anytime…

*Ice cream… yeah…finally I crave some food besides pizza… I need to get ice cream today… butter-pecan for sure… SO GOOD™

[CLU_2]

I know I’m not the only one that has seen you post “fuck this generation of gaming” and how you want to go back to the SNES era or some shit. Don’t post all that shit acting like you’ve been fine and peachy with this generation. Fuck outta here.

I had to delete you off of my PSN friend list because you wouldn’t stop spamming my inbox with inane bitching and immature word play shit you think is clever and cute. Even Mix4h called you out on your bitching earlier today. That’s all you do, nigga. Bitch, bitch, bitch. Bitching about current gen gaming; bitching about current era SRK, yet you always come back every time you say you won’t. Shall I refer to the PSN message you sent me after you got banned by Valaris for that spat you, he, and Warpticon got into? Or shall I refer to Mix4h’s recent posting about your bitching on AIM?

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Sack up. You’ve got a Y chromosome, don’t ya? Stop complaining all the time and go about your business like a man should. I, and I’m sure the rest of us, don’t care for reading that shit.

And you know, a lot of those games from the SNES era you cherish so much can be beaten in one sitting.

I may look warp trance up one day when I feel really shitty. Like, REALLY shitty.

Rez is godlike. I wish it was re-released on PSN… :sad:

Funny that… I thought I deleted your apologistic ass.

Kanye Shrug

Your bullshit runneth o’er.

Steps around SepticWaterBeta, goes on with life absolutely no worse for wear

[Rabbit2k7]

I was going to ask how everyone is doing this morning, but maybe I shouldn’t.

[odin]

At least if work gets slow today, I have some reading material.

(don’t judge me)

[Amazing_Funbags]

I miss the days when Maxamillian would upload an insightful video and not just shit out a glorified commentary video. At least he’s actually talking about the game unlike most machinima people that use CoD videos as some sort of v-log.

[DaRabidDuckie]

I was going to ask how everyone is doing this morning, but maybe I shouldn’t.

I’m pretty fantastic. How are you?

[Rabbit2k7]

I’m pretty fantastic. How are you?

I’m good. Excited for these Hori V3s to get here so I can mod them. I think I’ve decided to make the balltops glow like the pink and blue like the PlayStation Move. Hows that PC treatin’ ya? Still good?

[SWBeta]

(don’t judge me)

I already did, NERD.

[details=Spoiler]I’m sorry. Please don’t get the tables :sad:

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[Paolochun]

Kleenex box in the upper left?

[odin]

Thanks for the save, brother.

[Rabbit2k7]

Man, this desk is killing my forearms and elbows.