so he’s basically cable lol.
I got a custom made traffic sign coming in the mail.
I’ll post it up when I get it, but I’ll give you a taste of what it’s gonna be like:

no. it ain’t. I was at gameflop today and they wanna sell just the game for $65? I wanted to summon the spirit of the demon pimp himself and bitch slap the cashier right through some glass. I’ll give it a month and go online. I suspect something more to my liking will have happened by then, if I even still care.
-Starhammer-
hey ohhhhhhhh
Pretty amazing music :tup:
Speaking of VF, a few things…
Virtua Fighter 5: FS’s home console features sound SO fucking good. They just revealed a few things on Gamespot’s On The Spot:
VF5FS
[details=Spoiler]Online Mode: up to 8 players, spectator mode included. Traditional options for room size, region, as well as to allow playable Dural
Customizable costumes: Because VF5FS is close to the maximum size allowed for DLC games, all items other than the defaults are not included in the game and are sold as DLC. Items will be sold separately and in packs.
Training: Options for throw escapes, evades, rising attacks/speed and struggle from guard breaks.
Replays: You can save offline AND online matches. Frame data, etc. will be included
License Mode: Tons of challenges as you fight the CPU. There’s stuff like “all moves can be canceled”, “half weight gravity” and “opponent health doubled”, etc. Clear a challenge and get a special license.
Button configuration: You can set up the controller at the character select screen, and there’s also a “button check” option too so you can check to make sure your buttons are properly configured and working![/details]
All I’ve got to say is… HNNNNNNGH!!
Also, VF5FS’s music is on point:
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So. Good.
You should check out the Sonic comics, Million. I hear Robotnik is an extreme threat. Ruthless, cunning, pure evil, and can actually be legitimately* frightening* at times. He also almost always several steps ahead of Sonic, as a super-genius level IQ individual should be.
I actually have to get Steam now. Fuck yeah, YS!
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Most of them. The music in all their games are amazing, though. Refer to the above video.
This made me laugh so hard for some reason. What in the nine circles of hell is warp trance? I love regular trance. So chill and so hype… sometimes even all at the same time.
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Just buy it :tup:
I need to buy it too. Demo was stupid fun.
And on a final note… for all that is good and right with the universe, everyone here with a PS3, please do yourselves a favor and buy** Journey** from the PSN Store. Don’t look it up online, go into the experience raw. Such an amazing fucking experience. Best $15 spent this gaming generation.
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No game that you can experience in its entirety in a single sitting, is all that.
Heat said he did so.
Ergo, I’ll wait until it’s $5.
I must go, my planet needs me.
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You do nothing but bitch all the time about how shitty this gaming generation is, and an amazing game finally comes out and you wanna diss it because it can be beaten in a sitting?
Sometimes I feel like I’m doing it wrong in fighting games cause I just for the easiest/safest shit I know instead of doing Jab Jab Short Forward XX Super. Rather have guaranteed damage rather than shit I’m going to fuck up.
so my kids have to write stories every week and some of them are really sweet…others are hilarious and some are just wow. anyway, i was gonna post this in the relationship thread but i feel like you guys would enjoy this just as much.
mind you this was written by a 5th grade korean girl:
As long as you’re making an effort to learn the max damage combo, you can substitute for the easier combo until you can do the max damage combo consistently. If you’re not making the effort to learn the max damage combo at all, that’s when you’re doing it wrong :tup:
wait wtf just happened lololol.
I can’t do links to save my life. Jump-Cancels I can sorta do but I was never big into them.
When in Rome…
If you’re gonna play a game with links, you gotta learn links, mang :shake:
Watch tutorial videos on youtube, maybe?
Links are a rhythmic thing. If you can play guitar hero/DDR/anything similar, you can hit links. Especially if they’re not 1-framers. Time the button press so the button is pressed after you visually confirm the limb connecting with the training dummy. If you hit the button before the limb connects, it’s not happening.
If I was able to come from a heavy 3D background where most multi-button moves are chains and play SF and hit links after a few days of practice, you sure as hell can, too :tup:
Downpour is another case of an interesting story and character in a game with a crappy combat system. Oh well, not my first time.
One sitting == amazing game.
All I do is bitch about this generation of games?
Do you actually read my posts, or only the ones that suit your own beliefs?
Demons and Dark Souls were two of the best games ever made.
But I’ve said that before.
Numerous times.
Both of the real Ratchet games were immensely enjoyable.
But I am repeating myself.
Bayo, Star Ocean, RoF, 3D Dot Game Hero, Super Stardust, HDR, Skyrim, LBP, Sonic Gen, and Rayman were all great games.
But I reiterate.
Hell, I was the one who created the NEW FIRST POST LIST for Ronin, after Sept got axed.
If you’re butthurt that I don’t like a lot of the detritus you call good games, all well and good.
But at least try to be a wee bit factual in your claims, lest you look really, really trife.
@ SWBeta: Man, if you don’t know what warp trance is, I beg of you to NEVER learn. I want to believe it’s only a dream, some bad brew, but I have a cd. This is like unleashing a terrifying, never-ending horror movie onto a six year old who can’t turn away until it finally dies in fright. It’s like all of kid’s bop times ten played at once, over and over. The Agony Matrix? please. Darkseid ain’t doing it right. play this shit for those terrorists. They will GIVE THE FUCK UP!!! Save all your bombs and money. That shit is the most terrible of torments that could possibly happen without pain. It is beyond what words can describe. I beg you for the sake and sanity of your own soul, do not pursue the evil of warp trance.
-Starhammer-
Rez is friggin’ amazing, but can be beaten in one sitting. When it first came out on PS2 I bought it, took it home, beat it in three hours, then got pissed off that I beat it so soon and took it back. On the way home, I thought about the game until I got home and realize I wanted to play it some more, then went right back to the store and said I’d changed my mind and bought it again.
And yes, I bought it again when it was re-released on XBLA.
On that note, most SHMUPS can be beaten in one sitting, yet have tons of replay value.
They’re too cheap to buy a flux capacitor, so your argument is invalid.
I know I’m not the only one that has seen you post “fuck this generation of gaming” and how you want to go back to the SNES era or some shit. Don’t post all that shit acting like you’ve been fine and peachy with this generation. Fuck outta here.
I had to delete you off of my PSN friend list because you wouldn’t stop spamming my inbox with inane bitching and immature word play shit you think is clever and cute. Even Mix4h called you out on your bitching earlier today. That’s all you do, nigga. Bitch, bitch, bitch. Bitching about current gen gaming; bitching about current era SRK, yet you always come back every time you say you won’t. Shall I refer to the PSN message you sent me after you got banned by Valaris for that spat you, he, and Warpticon got into? Or shall I refer to Mix4h’s recent posting about your bitching on AIM?
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Sack up. You’ve got a Y chromosome, don’t ya? Stop complaining all the time and go about your business like a man should. I, and I’m sure the rest of us, don’t care for reading that shit.
And you know, a lot of those games from the SNES era you cherish so much can be beaten in one sitting.
I may look warp trance up one day when I feel really shitty. Like, REALLY shitty.
Rez is godlike. I wish it was re-released on PSN… :sad: