It sounds like you’re trying to convince yourself, not us.
If you ever need a shoulder to lean on, Shaft is here for you. Calves of an ox.
Pics? I just met her last thursday.
“Introduce her to SRK?” LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!! Yeah that’ll happen.
This has been THE INVINCIBLE SWORDSMAN saying:
Let me share a few drinks with the girl first before I start getting pics.
Lmao and he says he doesn’t want to hit it. And he’s “very excited” /wink I get it man.
Edit - share a few drinks before takin pictures? Those are definitely the kind of pictures SRK wants.
I laughed when I read that part.
Edit: Dammit, dirzz!
My favorite My Babysitter ep is on right now. It’s got this incredibly attractive girl who looks like a young Stacey Dash as a guest star. I don’t know her name though.
This has been THE INVINCIBLE SWORDSMAN singing:
She’s the girrrrrrrrrrrrrllll neeeeext doooooooor
Nice and naught,y a heart that’s pure.
(I swear, I’m not going to ever going to be able to get peace and quiet am I? Even if I brutally murdered everyone in the immediate area and somehow got away with it…)
I beginning to feel like this thread should have been called “Women’s Edition” between all the talk about SoVi3t’s bitch of a sister and TIS’s new potentially poisonous friend. Even with all the women issues that have popped before, it seems like it’s been more focused on then as of late, but maybe that’s just because it’s been so rapid (and because I much preferred the comic book discussion).
Shrug.
Great. I chuckled through that entire short news story like an idiot because I was already thinking about that episode of Futurama. Thanks, Manx. [/not entirely sarcasm]
…Maybe.
[Insert obnoxious *Inception *noise and reference here.]
I miss old country music. It’s all pop rock now. It’s awful.
Yea Johnny Cage is awesome.
I like the new country pop. Taylor Swift ftw.
This has been THE INVINCIBLE SWORDSMAN singing in his best Taylor Swift voice:
Sooooomeday
Iiiiiiill be
Pimpin’ in a big ole ciiiity
And allllll you’re… ever gonna be is
Gay
And sooooomeday
Iiiiiiill be
on a pyramid of bitches
And allllll you’re… ever gonna be is
Gay
Why ya gotta be soooo gay?
whistler is a singer?
Old country is so boring and depressing.
This has been THE INVINCIBLE SWORDSMAN saying a very old joke:
You know what happens when you play old country music backwards on vinyl? You get your dog back and your wife back and your car back and your car back,
I loled so hard when I first heard that joke.
That clip has not alleviated my belief that Jason Sudekis is never funny.
I have no idea how he keeps getting all these parts in comedy movies.
I hope Taylor Swift dies in a fire. Girl looks like a mannequin and her music is fucking tripe.
Hellfire, vengeance and motorcycles makes the best country music.
All music is fucking tripe. No need to try to single out Taylor like she sings about something different than everybody else just because you’re tired of hearing her songs.
This has been THE INVINCIBLE SWORDSMAN saying in his best Taylor Swift voice:
Why you gotta be so mean?
Nothing makes you hate yourself quite as quickly as overeating.
Fuck you 30 minutes ago me. I need to be burped like a baby.
Dude no. Just…no. That’s not even close to true.
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Speaking of overindulgence, I recalled something I used to tell myself during gaming binges- ask myself if I feel like playing anymore. If not, stop playing.
It’s a simple thing, but I will play a game like an old lady at a casino sitting in front of a slot machine, killing hours. And it gets to a point where some sort of brain fog sets in, and I just slip into zombie mode and stop being able to process what’s going on. I hate quitting after a loss, but I also hate quitting after a win…
On a related note, I feel like the players in GGPO’s Alpha 3 room have gotten better. I had to take a hiatus for a few months because of PC trouble, but there are several of them who are better than I remember. It’s weird, it’s not something I would think about as far as online gaming goes- the idea that after playing each other, people would actually raise to the level of their competition. Internet stuff just feel so anonymous…
EDIT: Shit, Valaris. One-upped me.
Related: What TIS’s subconscious sings when thinking of his new ‘friend’
Don’t deny it, son.
I should change my gamer tag to The Gambler.
