SRK Lounge for the TRUE SRK Gentlemen

Dudley has no BnB. He does what he feels like.

Japan Makoto too…

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i got 40 acres and a mule.

no i didn’t.
wish i did though.

I’m black and about 65% of my friends are cholos.
I’m not entirely sure if they know that I’m black yet though, I can pass off as a Cuban when I want.
I feel like a spy

Spoiler

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Maybe tomorrow, not tonight though.

Because people who know won’t be able to spot the accent, right? Although Mexicans are fucking awful at spotting the proper accents from the island spanish speakers. :rofl:

I don’t have too many black features, I’m not that dark and I live in a Cuban neighborhood.

Cubans are annoying from my experience, but they’re also hilarious. Was getting off the school bus last year with my homie and started busted out laughing mid conversation when the gay Cuban dude behind me started singing "I eat de poosy’. Plus their women are FREAKS.

I am a spy too…

pretty sure my last GF didnt actually know that I dont speak spanish at all. she’d just blur out random shit in spanish and I kinda knotted my head and agreed…yeah ok…o_O

I know what you mean. Dude at my school was as dark as Lucifer’s asshole and looked black 100%. But then he opened his mouth and talked like his voice box was having a seizure. You ever have sex with a Cuban chick? Swear to god its like watching the Exorcism in Spanish.

those light skin hipstur black girls are kinda hot. they are usually very thin and aren’t ODing on makeup. plain and simple and totally fuckable. saw one with…freckles the other day. what is this inception…o_O

I love light skinned cuban chicks

Master race lives on all the nations :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

Yo… dianna was in the Jersey Shore re-cap show.
She looks like she lost a bunch of weight but not Full view

double post is okay, its to Million

Dianna… or do you mean Angelina? Ange was the one that was on there for awhile but left the show on season 2 or 3.

One of cutest/hottest chubby tv stars ever is back with a new show! My honey Ricki Lake has another talk show apparently… oh and it started today!? It looks like I now have a reason to watch E! channel. Ooh nice she has on a surprisingly short skirt right now in this preview segment…

dianna
the meatball… lol

ohooooo you mean my honey Deena! If there was a newer recap show, I MUST see that… it should be no surprise that I liked all the girls on that show. Sheeeit, even Snooki is good enough to ravage one good time, at least during her thinner days. (I realize that some might prefer to be drunk or keep it a secret to hit that but whatever… it’s well established that I have absolutely no shame.) Deena, Jenni “J-Woww”, Sammi(the thicker-legged version from early seasons)…soooo nice. Deena could be my sweet little meatball anytime, any place.

heh heh, Brandy has a new music video, apparently… and she still looks like some kind of insect/human hybrid being.

*NINA DOBREV alert-- she’s going to be on tonight’s Chelsea Lately show. I don’t normally watch this, but I happened to have it on there for a change. They definitely have my attention now.

MTV VMAs… notice when they premiered the trailer for the new Twilight… Kristen Stewart was NOT there with the rest of the cast! Oooooh
dramatic sound effect time

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I know I probably posted this before but whatever…

I last about 2 weeks then I get the raging urge to play some cvs2. I just wanna fuck somebody up with yamazaki right now. ZAAAAAHHH!! :mad:

I have the urge to play Borderlands, but I’m pretty sure my shit got stolen by a 6 year old.
Doesn’t matter, fuck him and his future life. Borderlands 2 is a week away and I got the day off. Fuck the rap game nigga.

looks at thread title
I do not belong here :frowning:

Hatred Edge, get ready to get that ass whupped in Tag tomorrow.

You dodged me in VF5. Not happening this time. Busta.

i’m with you on ricki lake. is her new show just like her old one?

I didn’t dodge anybody. I just haven’t been playing. I like how the Fraud is calline ME a busta.