SRK Lounge for the TRUE SRK Gentlemen

Yeah, it looked like another day-time talk show kind of thing… probably not quite as… “juicy”/hoodrat friendly as the old days though.

Foolish E! channel appears to be doing yet another Kardashian marathon tomorrow though. (I was just checking the on-screen tv guide to see when Ricki would be on again) For quite awhile now it’s really been “The Kardashian Network”, since that’s what they’re showing a good 97% of the damn time.

*Cran-Grape juice, folks… so good you’d think it was an illegal substance.

random what-ifs---- what if “dark energy” and “dark matter” turned out to be living things…? What if those happen to be related in some way to a supreme evolved being that people would identify as “God”, or at least something that is close enough to that concept?

What if aliens showed up and revealed that they indeed had a hand in fast-tracking certain aspects of human development, thus explaining how we came to be the #1 species in this world?

What if… aliens are actually time-traveling, mutated/evolved humans from a few million years into the future? As Neo would say… “whoah…”

What if a magnetar showed up in the solar system suddenly? It would be game over for sure. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magnetar There’s so many amazing things in the universe… this is why my ultimate dream would be to have the immortality and invincibility needed to go out there and observe all of it.

Hmmm…kinda rare to see Million respond to other posts and quote them.

Snaaaake - I really like Yamazaki but I fuckin stink with him. Sometimes he will replace Rock in Team Athena.

I was waiting for it to go down in price, but now I need to get it asap it because of the butler. Plus, I’m fortunate enough to have friends that spotted me money for the game :lovin:

Since I’m currently jobless, I’ll grind to the top of the world leaderboards with the butler, just like I did with SCV. Top 3 in the world

Well, at least top 3 for the first month or so, then I stopped playing online all the time.

You’re the only fraud here, nigga. STFU

these have always been my jersey shore power rankings:

sammi
jwoww (pre-italy)
(angelina)
snooki (after the weightloss)
jwoww (post-italy)
deena

i didn’t watch jwoww and snooki’s show, so things might have changed.

top 3 of 5 player?
JK DUDE!
I wish I had friends like that.
i would still play Chaos and Fighting EVoOooOluuuttiiioon! and cvs2

I was going to like Million’s post and make sure it was said, liked only for the Cran-Grape. He did stop there before an edit.

Now, I’m glad I didn’t join his cult and have a spiked Juice A off the bootleg 120 in 1 DVD.

Nando AND Akuma posting on the same page!!!

Spoiler

http://badspot.us/img/Bill-Plympton-Carrot-Eye-Stab.gif

Oh man, Nando and WTF-Akuma posting at the same time…its like a crazy trip man.

I’ll be Taka-Michinoku to whoever his tag-team-partner was.

I know of your pain. I would say do whatever pays the bills until you get the better job. Lord knows I could fill my own lounge thread listing Protips for what I wanted to do to people when I worked in the Navy and fast food, but I always had the rent money when I needed it, and now I don’t need them or their dirty jobs. :cool:
protip mental stress pays well. VERY well. Mental disability pays better than unemployment and social security combined. Ex-military on 100% disability pays even moreso than SS disability. Also…

Spoiler

Military disability and civilian disability are two different animals. Can you say combo? You should, because you can get BOTH. Of course, You can’t get a job on full Social security, but if your friends pay you for your help, that doesn’t count. How’s THAT for an assist baby!?

-Starhammer-

What, You never heard of Gentleman’s clubs?

-Starhammer-

I think Nando got tired of all the shit everyone gave him for typing like a retard, so now he’s attempting to try and make sense. :rofl:

I also think that some of you motherfuckers are bored out of your minds to be counting goddamn squares. :rofl:

We’re bored enough to be here, what does that tell you?

one thing i def hate about korean children (culture?) is that there’s no stigma placed on begging for shit. if someone has some snack or really anything, kids will do anything short of blowing him to get some of it. it’s possible that my parents just raised me to be super-anti-begging for shit, but i would smack the shit out of my son/daughter if i even heard they were begging like this.

Half of GD’s posts read like Nando’s (or worse) until, what, 2004?

i’ve never played those games. link me some songs.

Well just made a Narcissistic Knight for a Pathfinder game I keep getting invited to.

Maybe slaying mythical creatures in a fantasy world with a hellstorm of flaming nothing will put me in a better mood.

…and this is yet another reminder of my annoying friend. He has no problem in begging for anything. Let’s say you mention that you’re intending to buy a new car today… it wouldn’t surprise me at all if within seconds he said something like "…so…what are you gonna do with the old one?"…and you already know where that line is going. It could be a whole new house— “so…what will you do with the other one?”

The last place I want to go is work right now. I’ve been watching Science channel again… they showed a queen termite earlier… it’s still probably the most grotesque looking creature in this world. I wouldn’t be surprised if most people instantly vomited when seeing something like that in person. Could you imagine waking up in a sealed coffin… surrounded by those things…perhaps with several large hornets locked in there with ya as well…throw a few big tarantulas into the mix too? How’s that for a phobia overload? Ooh, let’s make it worse… you’re locked in there as an immortal…but you’re not invincible. At least some of the suffering would be over once those creatures died. Of course the next level would be having those creatures all be immortal as well… so they can terrorize you inside a sealed coffin…forever. Heh, nice.

:pray: Kaientai

maybe late and already mentioned, but i haven’t had a chance to catch up this morning (to the lounge).

it wasn’t the group/collective anonymous but a single guy using the alias of anonymous. a single dude… perhaps he isn’t too fond of his current situation and desires an interesting stay in pound-me-in-the-ass prison.