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[WTF-AKUMA-HAX]

1 minute ago shaft story turned into 40 minutes ago.
Various things inbetween trying to find Redman MethodMan walk up to the hat, AYO.gif

This is all the tumblrverse/gifsoups [details=Spoiler]that kept searching a korean guy, JAYKIM auto website load[/details]could give me.

It’ll have to do.
AYO?! would be the one to put the “DIDN’T READ LOL” on it.

[pedoviejo]

Fuck, Shaft went hard there.

[drizzt360]

“Fuckin nasty little bastard is in there measuring his dooky” is what I thought.

[The_Damned]

(Hmmm… [/distracted])

That’s actually valid, dirzzt. (God, I can’t believe I just typed that.)

It’s really not any better, though. Actually, I’d argue it’s actively worse.

I promise you I will slap you at some point in time for every word you just posted.

Considering you’ve assaulted people unsuccessfully for less I am unafraid, especially now that I have warning.

Thank you.

P.S. You’re saying 63 year-old Sigourney Weaver isn’t attractive with your infamously low standards? Are you finally just admitting you’re gay? Because you should know by now we’re (mostly) okay with that.

Alright, I’ll message you when I hop on. Are you still playing Dorm/Chris/Haggar? I busted out my Dorm out of retirement the other day and was surprised at how much fun I was having with him. I’ll play Dorm a bit at first before I start playing some random-ass teams.

Nah, I’ve been kinda screwing around with everyone but Chris lately. I can’t even remember who I was using last time I bothered playing.

[angelpalm]

don’t fuck with me :mad:

Holy shit, Shaft Agent is really E.L. James!!!

[Radiantsilvergun3]

“Fuckin nasty little bastard is in there measuring his dooky” is what I thought.

That’s what I figured to. He left, realized it might be a new record, and came back for the tools to verify lol.

[WTF-AKUMA-HAX]

Should’ve quit on the Ayo search.

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Justice-Ayo-Salami

Now the thing I was looking for, pales in comparison/

Spoiler

http://i987.photobucket.com/albums/ae351/Saldana23/ayo.gif

buncha, “product placement more than legitimate music effort” in the search

with “Where can I buy that hat?!”

[girlystyle]

Update on the afghan resteraunt

One fish bowl of liquor is a tropical trip

Two is a fine dance with danger.

DO NOT HAVE THREE

[Debaser]

For some reason I am entranced by cartoon head bobbing snoop dogg

[Missing_Person]

That’s what I figured to. He left, realized it might be a new record, and came back for the tools to verify lol.

Five seconds man. That would’ve been a record in itself.

And I hold that record anyway. Fuck Bono. Fuck Randy Marsh. Me.

[Black_Jaguar]

Slightly related to Million’s post about something

THIS SHIT IS BANANAS

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[Amazing_Funbags]

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Yeah I’m pretty much done with FIGHTAN GAMEZ for a while…

[Geese_Pants]

What the fuck…

[ThePurpleBunny]

Take that, you elites!

[Black_Jaguar]

I’m an elite till I die, for that Godzilla fighting game on the Gamecube. I hold one man tournaments in my garage every Easter.

[ThePurpleBunny]

I’m an elite till I die, for that Godzilla fighting game on the Gamecube. I hold one man tournaments in my garage every Easter.

Yeah and I hear you get bounced in the first round of that one man tournament every year.

Next time get Maximilian to help you.

[Black_Jaguar]

Fucking Mecha Godzilla. Theres nothing Orga can do against him.
Somebody call Atari and tell them to nerf that asshole.
Then somebody call Nintendo and tell them to add patch support for the Gamecube.

[Havatchu]

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Yeah I’m pretty much done with FIGHTAN GAMEZ for a while…

Didn’t know Uncle Ruckus was into Poison, now I do.

[goodm0urning]

I would, but they’re both cute. Such a minor offense cancels out.

All the more reason to sock them both. Keeps them humble.

She has the tendency to stonewall and pretend there’s not a problem until the problem escalates and she turns into Asian Mel Gibson.

This is a marvelous mental image. And you are married to it.

There are times when swearing becomes optimal as personal taste enjoys it.

I think I got this in a fortune cookie once.

Azure expelled hot coffee directly into the boy’s open eyes. “HHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGG” the boy grunted with pleasure as the steamy liquid washed away his corneas, attacked his irises, and began to overheat his vitreous humor. “I…CAN…SEE…GOD!” the boy screamed as his engorged member convulsed, preparing itself for a buster shot worthy of any indie video game.

Azure bent forward and put his hands on the boy’s waist as he strained to empty the rest of his love into the boy’s ocular cavities. Azure grunted. thick, soft turds of tofu and kale wetly slapped into what was left of the boy’s bleeding and espresso soaked eyes- filling the entire coffee shop with a pungent aroma. the boy could not hold it in any longer. he achieved orgasm. beautiful yellow and white strings of sperm filled mucous gracefully arched through the air and landed onto his Abercrombie & Fitch shirt, completely filling in the negative space left by the ‘o.’ the entire coffee shop erupted into raucous applause. the barista helped the boy to his feet and placed a “free Belgian waffle” coupon in his hand- haha,i’m lying everybody was grossed out so the cops shot them.

don’t fuck with me :mad:

[Radiantsilvergun3]

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Yeah I’m pretty much done with FIGHTAN GAMEZ for a while…

I don’t get it…why you stoppin? You not one of the Elitz or somethin?