Anybody remember that show Animal Face-Off? That show on Animal Planet where they would simulate animals fighting.
Got canceled before they could do the only fight that ever mattered in animal history; Grizzly Bear vs Silverback
But fuck that show, my nigga the crocodile had 3 fights on that show and lost 2 of them. Bullshit.
Dude, dude,
Dude, I stopped at “Azure leaned in” as my eyes widened, just to post this to you, ok, my eyeballs are ready now.
You’re right about Summer, fo sho.
But…you’re sense of humor is dry as fuck, as is your penis, which is why I thought you were asexual.
Sorry man, you asked for it when you said your sense of humor was more refined 
Bear puns?
“My nigga the crocodile” is one of the better sentences I’ve heard this week. Keep it up champ.
I fucking love it in here
anyone feel like apple was forced to release such a lame iphone version due to their bad press. as if it’s meant as a distraction from whats going on with the company? it wouldnt shock me if this was just a filler phone and then next one is gonna be stocked full of crazy new stuff.
By now I imagine you’ve realized that no, no they were not
(Hmmm…[/lazy])
I didn’t know Shaft Agent wrote fanfiction. So he’s the active part of my imagination that I never use despite having all those ideas.
Makes sense.
Very well. I’ve been playing Persona 4 Arena since my hiatus, so I’m extra rusty, but I’m “down” since it’s not like it’s serious or anything.
Just remind me once you’re on.
Nope. Don’t matter. They still rake in millions just on brand recognition alone.
Sad Zune HD Face
Azure’s cleavage.
Maybe if I Like enough of his post’s he’ll show me. This is my new mission.
Alright, I’ll message you when I hop on. Are you still playing Dorm/Chris/Haggar? I busted out my Dorm out of retirement the other day and was surprised at how much fun I was having with him. I’ll play Dorm a bit at first before I start playing some random-ass teams.
Thanks for the bedtime story, calf
I promise you I will slap you at some point in time for every word you just posted.
oh i think their gonna make alot of money just not as much as they have before due to its lameness. shiny new toy effect can only last so long before people go…“wait wtf this shit has nothing worthwhile”
I obviously should have had decaf in my eyeballs. The caffeine is just too much, also needs to be Italian creme while I’m getting “Shafted”
As do I homie, as do I.
You mean like every iPhone with oiu483ut3u4893u87G technology?
“He snorted deeply”
Optimus Christ. Shaft sir, you are a god.
I’m in…China…still?
I was in Korea, was still in college, went over the summer to do volunteer work for NK refugees. I went from there to China to teach and finished up my last year of course work online.
And no, honestly there isn’t. I’ve tried to connect with expats over here, but they’re snobs. Literally, I have yet to meet an expat in China that has any decent social skills or actually wants to talk with a fellow expat. Well, except for the people in the Beijing thread on here, but thanks to the douchebag cab drivers in Beijing, I couldn’t even go meet up with them.
I had none of these problems in Korea.
And holy shitload of fuck, Batman.
I just…yeah, I have nothing. If there was ever a doubt that Az’s stories were true, allow me to shatter them.
One of my 11 year old students came up to me in class and asked to go to the bathroom. I said yes, and he left the room. He came back about 5 seconds later, said “wait a minute,” and grabbed his ruler and geometric compass.
Well he certainly wasn’t measuring the distance between bathroom stalls.
yikes this forum is gettin wonky…its not giving me half my notifications and linking me to the wrong posts.
Ah my bad, I thought it was always just South Korea.
That’s because their customers are all Rabbit2K lookin’ ass hipsters.
Hahaha man did he bring you back the measurements?
Sheeeit, now there’s a match-up I’ve never even pictured before… Silverback vs. Grizzly… yeah, I’d probably put money on the Silverback.
Animal rights groups would never allow it but I’d love to see a live show where dangerous animals fight… certain enhancements would make things even more interesting… like steroids and mechanical/cybernetic add-ons… say you have both the Silverback and the Grizzly pumped up with regular doses of steroids before they are put into the arena. In terms of the technology… what if one adds metal armor to the grizzly? You could put spiked shoulder pads on the gorilla! Over the years, this could advance to all kinds of things, especially once we’ve perfected a genetic engineering program specifically for these events… “Sharktapus” vs. a giant “Crocosaurus” (perhaps with tail-attachment that can fire lasers) could finally be a reality! YES.
*whoah… Britney Spears is actually… somewhat sexy again?!
That new show The New Normal…will be canceled SO fast. I’m surprised something like that even got green-lit in the first place.
*current version of Jessica Simpson— yeah, still good enough…still quite hittable. (previously, I was starting to give up hope, but she has indeed managed to trim some of the fat… her form is reasonable now) There’s something hot about that silly lip curl she does on the new Weight Watchers commercial… it emphasizes how soft those lips are… and how…versatile that mouth must be… that is an unforgettable blow job just waiting to happen, folks.
“Garlic don’t work, boys!”
"TRY HOLY WATER, DEAD-BREATH!"
Thankfully, he didn’t report back to me his findings.
I wouldn’t even know what to feel about this. Either way, I don’t want to fucking know. And if somehow a 4 foot tall Korean boy manages to have a bigger penis than me, I might as well go kill myself.