hahahahahahaha
nice
I asked him a few question but he was to witty for me…
and I guess he didn’t understand, lol.
The first time anyone’s ever taken the high road to my badgering.
I applaud you, good sir.
(Really, no hard feelings, I don’t beef in the Lounge.)
Oh and I’m not Chinese, I didn’t read the wall of text, if there was any other questions in there, I could answer, I ain’t scurred.
Yeah, IIRC, MP is white.
Moved to Korea for college/from college? And has been there since as a teacher? Correct?
Aren’t there like…I don’t know, immigrant teacher’s unions or something there that you can meet up with like minded people with?
Oh guys!
In my Health class, there was this tallish blonde chick that looked quite in shape, yoga pants, blonde hair, cute ass straight button nose, big white teeth, looked Greek if I had to guess.
Her nipples were hard against that shirt, I did not look away for the longest time. She was doing a presentation too, so all was well in the universe.
Havatchu makes fun of his E-friends and should’ve went in on MP for the “you still read SF4 MVC3 threads… sucka” Missed that one completely in your runaway train with your pants down but not the drawers peeing yourself.
If you want to reveal the truth behind every WTF, then you sir will be sorely disappointed “that I’m just not… that into you.” Or dumbing it down for La Bamba. :smokin:
Anyway, page 14 is broken. Or did break. Gives cool names though.
Spoiler
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Havatche|rgeust
Havatche staying Juiced!
data-author= “Nando”
alt= DanDan
ss “mescthd” arnoclowns
http://i.minus.com/jbseFUthlqz9Wb.jpg
If panu against me than youass
Is it my duty as a former rob-ot to report this? :cybot:
At least someone else go back and see if they have a broken page too.
Even after Refresh it stayed… then like the Matrix, “deja vu,” then it went back to “normalcy”
More insaniac with the brainiac mac-10 than the time I saw “COMPLEX” over every possible text entry of SRK’s forums.
You really are WTFAKUMAHAX
Havatche|rgeust is actually kinda cool somehow?
And I have no idea where Havatche staying Juiced! Came from, but I’m afraid to click on pg 15 to check.
I know I’ve seen geust before somewhere, would that be German? Even if it is a totally coincidental thing?
The stream chat for WNF is filled with sluts, but that’s nothing new
Somehow I think that fucked up screencap HAX posted is how he thinks in real life. 
It’s all out of love HAX.
cheh,
…it randomly came to mind again… the terrible co-op of Fable 2. I cannot remember a co-op gaming experience that is worse than that. It’s so poorly done… I still remember when Molyneux said the phrase “you’d be like a henchman in the other player’s world”… then the game came out, and I found out that this was actually for real… he meant that literally. You don’t get to be your own version of “Sparrow” when playing that game in co-op. You really are a henchman character, and you pick from a few different generic-looking characters. That may have been to avoid highlighting how shallow the level of character customization was in the game. All versions of “Sparrow” end up looking like the same dude or woman, basically. The only real differences would be in hair color/style, and some basic body builds (fat/skinny/buff)…heh, I still think it’s funny that so many players got their character fat purely by accident. I need to go ahead and finish part 3… being a heartless, evil bastard is so much fun in the Fable games.
Oh, and that wasn’t the only problem, of course… you were also tethered to the other player, so you could never go beyond a certain distance from them. Also, it’s boring anyway, since the player characters in that game can’t be killed.
Hilarity in gaming— Saint’s Row the Third… smacking people to death with the large purple dildo… it never gets stale, man. You can smash cars with it too… smash them to the point where the car actually explodes. Sheeeit, I’ll have to make a Tom Leykis character… maybe a Wolf Blitzer as well.
*haha, Seal got cheated on. Heidi Klum denies it of course…but I’d bet money that the bodyguard was IN there on a regular basis, and she was keeping a secret for awhile. In other news… Heidi still looks incredibly cute, imo. She could piss on my leg and I’d be ok with that.
Catwoman. Dat ass. :lovin: It’s skinny, but cute, and still rather shapely. Personally, I say yes. If the tickets aren’t 10 bucks or more, it’ll be worth your money.
-Starhammer-
I thought that was in Vice City?
Maybe that was the first, and in Saints Row III it was a tribute or something.
Best part is hitting senile old women with it.
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[]Betelguese
[]Havatchu drinking.
[*]Bootleg 120 in 1 movies
-Juice A
Juice B
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Juice G
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Best yet, reminds of the part in Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight, tiki bar.
“Have some of mine, Willy!”
Hilarity ensues at 0:10 via surprise and fear.
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“OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!”
Makes me want to play Robotron 2084, and no, I never have before.
Somehow, you, “think?” B ots & Mass Effect’s take on the sentient all one mind b ots… Legion
Like then Love size Ice Cream HAX?
u want I should terminate your console to stop your revolution
HAVAT|CHE|GUESEVARA?!
I’ll just bring both Dustin Hoffman and Bill Murray into your Cuban movie and ruin the whole thing from making any impact, R.I.P. Pelligro, revolución soldier. :sad: Way to avenge him, in any capacity, Andy Garcia. Only dark skinned Cuban in the whole country was an entertainer. Great one but still.
(Hmmm…)
Well, given my strong, reaffirmed belief in solipsism, I can see that nothing has happened in the two and a half weeks I’ve been gone.
ignores the new thread title and double digit alerts
Just as I expected.
Skinny ass you say? I am there.
But if it’s not flat Japanese quality then fuck you for misleading.
Everything you type is gold, I don’t understand it.
I originally typed god, I wish I left it.
Being a professional retarded '11er I can vouch for this, yes.
You actually missed alot of funny shit in the last two Lounges.
So I’m watching Superman: The Movie on TV and it’s the scene where he creates the Fortress of Solitude and i just could help but think, you know what would really tie this whole scene together? If Superman got in a fight and beat the shit outta two Polar Bears.
Yea. :clown:
Yo I was sittin here goin “Naw he just didn’t…not after…Awwww shit he did.”
Play me in Mahvel in like 30ish-40ish mins? I’ll be on PSN then. Anyone up for 3S:OE/Mahvel 3 in around that time?
hang on lemme make this 3 before i tell you how fly i am
Azure sat cross legged in the coffee shop- his miniskirt showing everybody in the coffee shop his shaved, muscular thighs. a young boy sat opposite of him.* “so what do you do?”* Azure asked, biting his lip seductively.
“eh, i’m a computer builder,” the boy said while fumbling with his iPad.
“ooh, that sounds complicated!”
“nah, not really, i just throw shit in a box. i don’t even care if works”
“oh, so you don’t actually make any of the parts like the case or anything?”
“nah, i just buy everything”
“so you’re not exactly a builder, but more of an assembler”
“whatevs,” the boy said*. “man this Apple Keynote is great. i can’t wait to buy all of the new products!”*
Azure, tired of listening to his quarry ramble on about technology, leaned forward in his chair- giving the boy a good view of his cleavage. the boy stopped fumbling with the device and gave his eyes the feast of their lives.
“hey, why don’t we get out of this coffee shop and get a burger or something?” the boy replied, leering at Azure’s ample bosom.
“sorry, i don’t eat meat…” Azure replied with lustful breath.
“damn… a vegetarian coffee drinker… i bet your shit smells horrible” the boy exclaimed, while blushing
“want to find out?” Azure mischievously grinned
Azure lunged forward and began to kiss the boy deeply. several minutes passed. he broke from the boy to take a deep breath and then attacked again. he ran his tongue against the boys inexperienced neck, chin, his gauged earlobes, and finally finishing by pulling the boy’s upper lip inside out to lick the thick saliva resting in the valley created by the boy’s gums and lip. the boy was trembling with excitement. he had never experienced such passion. “ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh,” the boy moaned
“i think it’s time we got what we deserve,” Azure whispered in the boy’s ear. the boy’s heart beat faster with intrigue as Azure took him by the hand and climbed over the counter. the barista moved away and sat down next to the other onlookers.
Azure hiked up his skirt, exposing his aroused penis. with perfect athleticism, he bent at the waist and touched his toes. he then shifted balance from his legs to his hands while opening his legs with the precision of an Olympic diver. he stopped his legs at 9 and 3- the perfect eagle spread. then he used his large upper body muscles to hoist himself farther away from the ground and push himself upwards toward the espresso machine- his precum lightly oozing out of his penis and landing onto the underside of his chin. without use of hands, he worked nozzle perfectly into his tight, bleached anus. “pull the lever, my love” Azure anxiously moaned. the boy complied and released scalding hot coffee into the Azure’s bowels. “AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH,” he moaned- feeling both pleasure and pain as the burning liquid filled his large intestine. impressed with Azure’s actions, the boy ran his fingers across Azure’s exposed penis. a thick string of pre-ejaculate landed perfectly inside of Azure’s left nostril. he snorted deeply, rushing the miracle through his olfactory system and down his throat. he was full of espresso. he disengaged from the machine and the boy released the lever, stopping the flow of liquid joy.
Azure kissed the boy again and slowly, but firmly pushed his shoulders downward, guiding the boy to the coffee shop floor. the boy complied eagerly. he knew what was coming next. Azure stood over his lover, his feet adjacent to the boy’s shoulders. “i’m ready, my moon and stars.” the boy whimpered. Azure could barely contain himself. his rippling hamstrings contracted, lowering his body over the aroused boy. Azure, in a perfect squat, unzipped the boys fly and exposed his member.
“it’s time. keep them open.” Azure commanded.
Azure expelled hot coffee directly into the boy’s open eyes. “HHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGG” the boy grunted with pleasure as the steamy liquid washed away his corneas, attacked his irises, and began to overheat his vitreous humor. “I…CAN…SEE…GOD!” the boy screamed as his engorged member convulsed, preparing itself for a buster shot worthy of any indie video game.
Azure bent forward and put his hands on the boy’s waist as he strained to empty the rest of his love into the boy’s ocular cavities. Azure grunted. thick, soft turds of tofu and kale wetly slapped into what was left of the boy’s bleeding and espresso soaked eyes- filling the entire coffee shop with a pungent aroma. the boy could not hold it in any longer. he achieved orgasm. beautiful yellow and white strings of sperm filled mucous gracefully arched through the air and landed onto his Abercrombie & Fitch shirt, completely filling in the negative space left by the ‘o.’ the entire coffee shop erupted into raucous applause. the barista helped the boy to his feet and placed a “free Belgian waffle” coupon in his hand- haha,i’m lying everybody was grossed out so the cops shot them.
don’t fuck with me :mad:
(Hmmm…)
In my hiatus, one of the things I realized is that Summer Glau’s likeability probably comes from reminding people of a young Sigourney Weaver.
Also, that is Sigounrey Weave is already 63…and still good-looking.
Link or it didn’t happen, especially given we doubtless have various tastes in humor. Mine being more refined, of course.
continues to snicker at bear puns
Well, that and the last two–hah!–Lounges don’t actually exist of course.