SRK Lounge for the TRUE SRK Gentlemen

I bought my iPhone for £200 off someone who got it as an upgrade brand new unopened, put my cheap contract sim
In it.

Thought it was a good deal, I’ve def had my moneys worth

(not that anyone is talking about it anymore but I wanted to let y’all know I’m not pretentious )

(GGs Sonicabid. I wouldn’t consider myself good though, even without the rust [or possible lag].)

Nice to see a competent Akuma and Strange for once, though I have admit that Wesker was pissing me off considering it seemed like there just enough lag that I wouldn’t air-tech half of the Wesker air throws I saw coming. Maybe I just tried to do it to early.

Regardless, I certainly didn’t miss the teleporting or gun bullshit. Sorry to have to lame you out with boring ass Ghost Rider. I hate that character’s linearity, honestly.

As for why no Chris or Dorm, I just felt I was being too reliant on them and runaway in general, hence me playing anyone but them. I really shouldn’t be playing Hawkeye, but he’s just one of those characters’s that too sutpid as anchor (when played properly, which I was NOT doing) not to. I really need to learn someone who can just teleport because teleports are too good in this game to not have one (or three), especially when most of the characters I actually like get fucked up hardcore by them.

Amazing Funbags, I mean this in the most loving (read: least hateful) way possible, but why you must you always post the most inane shit from outside of General Discussion?

Similarly, why must you let the most inane shit get to you? Someone being scrubby shouldn’t make you swear off fighting games “a while”, especially when there’s way worse things with the “Fighting Game Community”.

GG’z, Damned. Fun times. Like I said, it’s always good to play someone who actually puts thought into what they do in this game+actually blocks! :rofl: I need to learn Hawkeye, he’s way better and more mobile than Taskmaster, imo. Where was your Dorm team? I’ve re-found Dorm and plan on playing him a lot more when I’m not chopping shit up in Diablo 3.

Edit: Haha man, I love Wesker so much. RTSD all day! I’d throw some command grabs in there too, but I’m scared to go for them a lot of the time. I think Wesker has dropped down drastically in tiers, especially in the tourney scene, he’s complete shit tier up against Vergil, Zero, or Morrigan+assist. I’ll keep using him, though, because I feel he’s one of my better characters+I’ve put in a lot of time with him. I think Dorm/Akuma/Wesker will be my new team that I practice when I do actually play. My Strange is rusty as hell, and it was impossible to open you up with him. I love his assists and loops, though.

If anyone posts a youtube of some guy complaining about something that no one cares about, I just assume it is a video of whoever posted it.

Served me pretty well so far

Lots of Tweleve casuals. Good, if only just for the music! But he won, he wasn’t supposed to do that… Makoto music… in the club doing Aegis reflector.

cr LK x3 the BnB

Punish Makoto SpiderMan kicks SA2 with IAD crossup deep HK, clMK sJump Cancel out Super 1. nice. Tons of work there for the max punish.

So, go checkout what Tweleve posted recently… new avatar. Memery? C’mon man. Some other guy posts “ERRMUHGUDD” in a serious, get 3s to EVO thread, I know what that is too. But am far too old for this memery side of the Internets.

I give up. Akuma is speaking a language i just do not understand.

Akuma has yet to let me down in the vocabulary department.

WTF-AKUMA-HAX, mother fucker! Do you speak it?!

I’ve always thought Akuma had nice teeth.

Stop playing Persona and accept my invites once in a while!! :sad:

today’s word of the day is brojob.

Engrish for blowjob? Or like a blowjob from your man friend?

If you want pancackes, go to IHOP.

Like I said, skinny, but still cute and shapely. She obviously put in some serious alone time with a treadmill for the role.

-Starhammer-

Let me get this straight, you shell out cash to buy video games and if someone talks about whatever genre and you don’t like it, you stop playing the games you enjoy eventhough they technically have no impact on the product that you’re enjoying?

Teenage pregnacy and STDs didn’t stop you from hounding more cooch so…

Pretty sure Damned will fuck you up. The dude said he walked 20+ miles in one day. If that is true, he can probably kill you with one kick.

So on 9/11 a friend of mine posted a status asking “What has America gained from the war on terror?”

There were a slew of teenagers posting their generic input like “body bags” or “death to towel heads” among other extremely ignorant posts. A woman that seemed to be in her 40s posted on there as well. Her paragraph or two input was exactly what you’d expect from an older woman who has lived in Kansas her whole life. “We know who our allies are, and who our enemies are. We have proven that we are not to be messed with.” etc etc. Just a bunch of “Murrica kicks ASS” stuff.

I posted after that saying “Peace of mind for the ignorant.” A 17 year old kid posted after, blatantly laughing at her post and commenting on it. I forget what he said. So this woman posts again. “You sound just like every other teenager who has never had to work for anything in their life. Come back to me when you’re a little older, kiddies”. Turns out she was talking to me. When I didn’t respond she posted again. “Hit a little too close to home for you, Nathan?”

“Hmm? Not at all. In fact, it missed my home so much that it crash landed in a field in Pennsylvania”. Hoping that would be the end of it, I stopped responding. My friend deleted the status because a lot of people were just being complete assholes to her.

I get a text yesterday from a friend of mine.

“What happened between you and Kathy?”
“Who is Kathy?”
“That woman you yelled at in that status.”

Yelled? I didn’t yell, or even use a harsh tone, but whatever.

“If you mean that old white lady, I didn’t yell but she is ignorant as hell.”

I get a call from a restricted number after that. I didn’t answer it because I never answer restricted calls. I get a voice mail. Pick it up…

“Hey you little piece of shit mother fucker, I hate to break it to you but you aren’t black. You need to wake up and realize that. This is that little old lady you are trying to start shit with. You name the time and place you pencil dicked mother fucker, and I will fuck you up. Watch me. Watch. Watch. Watch me.”

This grown woman… called me to threaten to beat me up because I said she was ignorant. I… I don’t even… Is this even real life? I still have the voice mail. I’m considering making a youtube video, or cutting it up into a rap beat.

This is what happens when, as a man, you have gorgeous calves, and post pics of them.

Shaft’s cognitive dissonance goes into unrequited overdrive.

He ain’t ever getting a taste, and he is hella mad about it.

It happens. :coffee:

I do not look down on him for it.

I look down on him because he is vertically challenged.

Sent from my thumbs, using SRK technology.

LMFAO

whenever you do get around to write your erotic fanfiction remember that i was here first.

and Sigourney Weaver looks better than Summer Glau…

*sigh…*before E.L. James… better than E. L. James…

i forgot to add that to the end of the story. i’m not mad though. just remember you started this with your thread about merkins.

more like that’s what happens when you think you can rip on people with impunity, even if they don’t care you’re ripping on them. turtlers can still lariat sometimes.

http://www.superb-villains.com/images/test.gif

also, very interesting that you and Rabbit posted around the same time… Val! check their IP(s)!

Are you certian? There is only one way to know for sure.

…A compass? :confused: Yeah, you better go check on that. I do not see that ending well.

-Starhammer-

You’re one sick motherfucker, Calves :rofl: