hang on lemme make this 3 before i tell you how fly i am
Azure sat cross legged in the coffee shop- his miniskirt showing everybody in the coffee shop his shaved, muscular thighs. a young boy sat opposite of him.* “so what do you do?”* Azure asked, biting his lip seductively.
“eh, i’m a computer builder,” the boy said while fumbling with his iPad.
“ooh, that sounds complicated!”
“nah, not really, i just throw shit in a box. i don’t even care if works”
“oh, so you don’t actually make any of the parts like the case or anything?”
“nah, i just buy everything”
“so you’re not exactly a builder, but more of an assembler”
“whatevs,” the boy said*. “man this Apple Keynote is great. i can’t wait to buy all of the new products!”*
Azure, tired of listening to his quarry ramble on about technology, leaned forward in his chair- giving the boy a good view of his cleavage. the boy stopped fumbling with the device and gave his eyes the feast of their lives.
“hey, why don’t we get out of this coffee shop and get a burger or something?” the boy replied, leering at Azure’s ample bosom.
“sorry, i don’t eat meat…” Azure replied with lustful breath.
“damn… a vegetarian coffee drinker… i bet your shit smells horrible” the boy exclaimed, while blushing
“want to find out?” Azure mischievously grinned
Azure lunged forward and began to kiss the boy deeply. several minutes passed. he broke from the boy to take a deep breath and then attacked again. he ran his tongue against the boys inexperienced neck, chin, his gauged earlobes, and finally finishing by pulling the boy’s upper lip inside out to lick the thick saliva resting in the valley created by the boy’s gums and lip. the boy was trembling with excitement. he had never experienced such passion. “ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh,” the boy moaned
“i think it’s time we got what we deserve,” Azure whispered in the boy’s ear. the boy’s heart beat faster with intrigue as Azure took him by the hand and climbed over the counter. the barista moved away and sat down next to the other onlookers.
Azure hiked up his skirt, exposing his aroused penis. with perfect athleticism, he bent at the waist and touched his toes. he then shifted balance from his legs to his hands while opening his legs with the precision of an Olympic diver. he stopped his legs at 9 and 3- the perfect eagle spread. then he used his large upper body muscles to hoist himself farther away from the ground and push himself upwards toward the espresso machine- his precum lightly oozing out of his penis and landing onto the underside of his chin. without use of hands, he worked nozzle perfectly into his tight, bleached anus. “pull the lever, my love” Azure anxiously moaned. the boy complied and released scalding hot coffee into the Azure’s bowels. “AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH,” he moaned- feeling both pleasure and pain as the burning liquid filled his large intestine. impressed with Azure’s actions, the boy ran his fingers across Azure’s exposed penis. a thick string of pre-ejaculate landed perfectly inside of Azure’s left nostril. he snorted deeply, rushing the miracle through his olfactory system and down his throat. he was full of espresso. he disengaged from the machine and the boy released the lever, stopping the flow of liquid joy.
Azure kissed the boy again and slowly, but firmly pushed his shoulders downward, guiding the boy to the coffee shop floor. the boy complied eagerly. he knew what was coming next. Azure stood over his lover, his feet adjacent to the boy’s shoulders. “i’m ready, my moon and stars.” the boy whimpered. Azure could barely contain himself. his rippling hamstrings contracted, lowering his body over the aroused boy. Azure, in a perfect squat, unzipped the boys fly and exposed his member.
“it’s time. keep them open.” Azure commanded.
Azure expelled hot coffee directly into the boy’s open eyes. “HHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGG” the boy grunted with pleasure as the steamy liquid washed away his corneas, attacked his irises, and began to overheat his vitreous humor. “I…CAN…SEE…GOD!” the boy screamed as his engorged member convulsed, preparing itself for a buster shot worthy of any indie video game.
Azure bent forward and put his hands on the boy’s waist as he strained to empty the rest of his love into the boy’s ocular cavities. Azure grunted. thick, soft turds of tofu and kale wetly slapped into what was left of the boy’s bleeding and espresso soaked eyes- filling the entire coffee shop with a pungent aroma. the boy could not hold it in any longer. he achieved orgasm. beautiful yellow and white strings of sperm filled mucous gracefully arched through the air and landed onto his Abercrombie & Fitch shirt, completely filling in the negative space left by the ‘o.’ the entire coffee shop erupted into raucous applause. the barista helped the boy to his feet and placed a “free Belgian waffle” coupon in his hand- haha,i’m lying everybody was grossed out so the cops shot them.
don’t fuck with me :mad: