I think having that condition would be a death sentence for a guy. She told a judge she needed to have a minimum of 8 climaxes to calm down, and even then it was only a few minutes of relief before she got the coochie tingles again. That’s some UMVC3 Heroes and Heralds, Fing Fang Foom shit. Your genitals are constantly in X-Factor but you can never quite get a proper Hyper Combo Finish.
not me. my balls hurt afterwards, not my wang doe.
that’s how they make money. just go to 4chan. it’s free.
Some people are literally too stupid to insult. A chick made a comment saying that black men are the reason why black women do amoral, dumb shit. I responded “Yes, all men are nasty, evil perverts and all women are perfect angels who are pure of heart” Do you know this chick legit agreed with it? (Even tho I was clearly insulting her intelligence)
Too funny. lol
In my opinion, people describe female orgasms as if that shit never happens. 
I’ll ask for a membership for Christmas 
some of the funniest motherfuckers on the internet are there, and I think I’d feel safer on SA then 4chan :crybaby:
Orgasm is a simile for the emotional epiphany a woman has when the shame of penetration is eclipsed by the inherent virtue of servicing a man.
Post.
of.
The.
Year.
…and I totally sigged it.
damn crying over alerts? isnt that something only post-09er should do?
act like you been here before, geeze
I think the chick with the “chronic masturbater” disease was a person with no will-power and no self-control. You see people overcome “diseases” and “disabilities” all the time, but she didn’t have what it took so she offed herself. GGPO, hope I never see you again, whorier.
For anyone who missed it, I instilled the post-09er existential dread into NickGuy over in the DBZ discussion.
I like how we alerted SNAAKE and his ass didn’t even respond. Last time I alert his ass.
don’t be one of those dudes. SA is full of weak bitches trying to out-snark each other. plus you gotta wear a golf shirt or they’ll kick you out of the clubhouse. SA has some funny people, but most of the internet’s funny comes from 4chan.
shoutouts to Doom House though. one of my favorite videos.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SeBjr8Bm_wA
You also sigged the other thing!
(but what really is a door knob oh no.)
Something like No NeYo is an acceptable substitute for No Homo.
No Kromo won’t work because its the thing about using shit he wrote before, not even expanding on it but referencing it, keeping his work in your thoughts as an example to supplement something new. And then he cries about it like you’re not supposed to use his old material or something. Which I wanted to go deeper with like Matriarch is the Lizard Queen because she’s probably not in to using lotion. Don’t have time for that. Scaly skin, to be shown alongside the alligator in the lubriderm vaseline commercials but be scalier than the amphibian even!
“It’s like watching a bunch of retards trying to hump a doorknob!” ~ Patches O’Houlihan
:wtf: <<<My actual face looks weirder than that. I feel worst for the second one. How would you like to be married to someone abused by said person for years, finally free yourself from such tyranny of this self same person via killing them. You think it’s over?
WRONG!!!
Detachable penis!! Disposable ding dong!! Dude looks like a lady? No, dude IS a lady! :wasted: Life is ill some times. Merry damn Christmas…
-Starhammer-
Canadians can’t say shit about us anymore, after that. :shake:
Especially Dark Souls. :tdown: