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I am aware of things of the el salvador nature, but now (only) one of those should work. I’d be impartial to the triple A written snake, as well. Some things are better as only 3 than 4, as you all know.
not worth it, you can get banned from SA over nothing at all (ie using certain avatars), and then you’re back to square one. Just read Comedy Goldmine and Photoshop Phriday and be happy.
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I have no words…
Beasting this holiday shopping, man.
Dad: Done
Sister: Check
Mom: Know what I’m buying
In-laws: Gifts are from us. Done.
Wife: Guess? stuff, VS Pink Stuff, some boots, a snuggie, and iPhone 5.
Me: 42" LCD for the living room. Co-worker came by and moved my thermostat to the opposite side of the wall.
That hanging joke was great. This is like the hooker vs mayonnaise joke all over again.
Wow this new router we got must be pretty awesome if it can actually get SRK to fucking load consistently.
My girlfriend linked it to me and I saw the title and I was hoping it wasn’t serious… 
Made me go into a legit coughing fit from laughing so much. But, glad to know someone loves us bi-racial females?
I also enjoy the movie reviews and Johnston Checks In (or whatever) and a bunch of other shit. I guess I won’t do it- I was vaguely aware of the ban situation, which is what made me apprehensive in the first place.
My mother and I used to watch Doug every night…and sang the theme song every night.
Nick Doug, not that stupid Disney Doug shit.
Meh, I’ll keep my Stupid Newbie thing. Considering that SA is a “pay to do anything”, including avatars, sigs, viewing archives, etc., I dun care much. That, and I stay out of the various forums that reek. Kinda like how here I only venture into GD.
Except those that like 'em pure bred. KEEP IT IN YO RACE. :looney:
Funny, I heard this from my parents at some point… Yeah…
I think out of everyone I’ve dated, I think 1 guy was darker than me.
A lot of people swear up and down I’m dark as hell. Whatever. Lol.
let her hold yo dick 
So who told this chubby Ralph Tresvant wannabe that tight ass sweater and the world’s sloppiest popping routine to a shitty 90’s ballad track was alright? I am flabbergasted.
Exactly how precious are diamond pearls? How do you evaluate the value of something that doesn’t exist?
I love bi-racial chicks. What colors will the nipples be? IT’S ALWAYS A SURPRISE!
There was this oaf that worked in the kitchen with me (he was a huge fucking dumbass, I’m not positive he could read and he certainly couldn’t comprehend simple tasks) and asked this white girl, who got knocked up by a black dude, how she could put her child through the torment of being a bi-racial child. Now… I understand racism is a thing still, but he was TOTALLY shocked like that she could even consider having a black dude’s baby.
FIRST SCENE of tonight’s Vampire Diaries… Nina Dobrev with just an open button-down shirt with just black bra & panties! :wow: Holy fucking SHITTTT.
…then it’s right into a scene with Caroline…now back to Elena and Damon having some wild vampire sex…annnnd right into a scene with Phoebe “Faye from Secret Circle” Tonkin… this is outstanding. Once again, the other networks don’t even come close to this level of excellence.
Ok, the local affiliate needs to fix their damn shit… sound cutting out at CRUCIAL moments of dialogue here…and the video seems to actually be lagging like this is the days of a 56k internet connection here… bullshit, man. I might have to watch this again later on the internet…Comcast’s video/audio is quite a mess right now. Maybe the cable box just can’t handle the absurd amount of sex appeal that’s being transmitted over the airwaves right now in this show.
new commercial hotness-- some commercial about aerie.com? They just showed one hot girl after another in bras and panties.
…also, there’s some incredibly gorgeous woman on a new Louis Vutton commercial I saw yesterday. That cinematography/direction also happens to look beautiful too…like some high-brow shit from a super-talented and probably pretentious film student. Anyway, this Louis Vutton (however that’s spelled) girl is incredible… she looks like someone genetically engineered a superior variant of Natalie Portman.
Maybe in a galaxy far, far away…
The fuck was she suppose to do? Abort it cause her kid was gonna be 1/2 Black? I hope dude was just trying to lvl up his Ignant stats, cause that’s some lvl 999 dumb shit.
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Dude took his Sunday church fit to this…
I think he meant the Pokemon game.
Edit: someone please make gifs from that video. That shit is amazing.
My God, there are more.
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I don’t know which is more hilarious: the “amazing” storytelling, the “outstanding” acting, or the way it completely apes the chords melody from Prince’s I Could Never Take The Place of Your Man. Maybe it’s the way that they left the audio of the chick talking to him in there. I don’t know. There’s just so much to choose from.
Oh man, nevermind. That dance at the end is the winner.
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Y’all keep talkin.
I second this gif proposal.