SRK Lounge Dis Ginger be making a house!

Someone on Destructoid apparently thinks Maximillian is responsible for Cross Counter

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Real Talk: there was a big deal made about a pro LoL player getting banned and not being allowed to compete for a year. He was banned for “Toxic Behavior”, which I guess includes name-calling and being a dildo. Ok. He got called out on it a bunch of times before he got banned. When this story hit Destructoid, people in the comments are calling for similar systems to be implemented in the FGC and XBL. Ignoring for a moment that the FGC isn’t real, good luck with that you pussy bitches. I hope to God I can wangle my way onto this awesome “Tribunal” LoL seems to have, I’d love to deliberate cases all day.

LoL Scrub: “I want @SNAAAAKE banned! He called me a fag!”

Supreme High TribunalMaster Perkins: “Sounds like he was right to do so! CASE DISMISSED.”

Jeez. Our Tribunal would consist of Jebailey, Darth Ross and… Yipes? Maybe?

Glorious?
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you said “dainty” bruv

behold the glory of PAX!
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But don’t take my word for it, @Raz0r my minister of propaganda will fill you in.

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Every time I let my dog chill in my room, every god damn time, he blows the place up. I wonder if he’s constantly farting when not in my presence. This is ridiculous. I have to look back there to make sure he didn’t take a shit it’s that bad. Assad are bottling up the smell to use in Syria right now.

Meanwhile, he just lays there as if nothing happened. Here is a creature with an olfactory many times more sensitive than my own and he is completely unfazed. Doesn’t give the slightest bit of a response to the 57GGCs (GigaGeorgeClintons) of funk coming out of his putrid asshole.

Now I’m going to hear Gigaton “Funk” instead of ‘Punch’ everytime.

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Powerglove @ :54, forgot about that.

Vicodin + Guinness + empty stomach = Helloooooooo.

eSports is fucking retarded.

I’m really enjoying this Kanye album. I have no idea what constitutes a good album, but there’s cool stuff on My Beautiful Dark Twisted [S]Penis[/S] Fantasy.

Real Talk: You know he wanted to name that album MBDTP.

Actually, probably ALL his albums were originally named that.

Kanye: “Can I call THIS one that, please?”

Label Exec: “…Nahhhh. Stick with Graduation.”

Kanye: pouts “Fiiiiiiine.”

How dare you shame the visage of the Pax Bisonica by belittling the size and strength of the arms that will embrace the world with an appearance on such a meager postcard?

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BEHOLD THE GLORY AS LUCIFER THE LIGHT BRINGER HIMSELF PROCLAIMS MY RADIANCE UPON THE WORLD

I hope she hanged herself, so she got to experience a handful of really good orgasms as she suffocated.

Walking around hard all day shootin’ blanks sounds wack. Fuck that noise.

Even though you do have a point, that is a depressing story.

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This is pretty funny, but why is their logo in the MvC3 font?

Forgive my transgression brother, but my intent was to offer just a teaspoon of the Glorious One’s might, as to not obliterate the minds of the lost souls of kromo. For PAX is of such a glory that not everyone can fully endure it’s splendor.
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yeah, my max was 6 in a day. that last one felt like i was to jizzing gravel. my whole pelvis hurt. i couldn’t think about 50 times :wasted:

Ur dick starts hurting a lot after awhile. HURRAY COCAINE!!!

this fucking made me lolololz:

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I’d love to join the SA forums but they seem so daunting. Like there’s this whole big list of rules and I’d always feel like I was walking on eggshells constantly.

How people can go more than once is beyond me. Two’s my limit…but 50 a day? Poor woman…

As far as I can tell, it boils down to “don’t be a douchenozzle”.

I’ve had an SA account for some time, but that’s mostly due to my CoH/STO playing and joining into the goon groups for those. I avoid shit like FYAD like the plague, though.

I feel like my usual posting style would get me banned :shake:

Who wants to help me move into my new townhouse on Christmas?

GETTING OUT OF THE HOOD!!! BYE BYE LOWER CLASS!!

SRK, you disappoint me in sympathizing with this woman.

You cannot compare jerking off six times a day to her condition.

Mainly because we’re talking about FEMALE orgasms, which as we are all very well aware, are entirely fictional.

They don’t exist and are myths created to disillusion and keep us down (literally) like unicorns, global warming, and the myth of the smart black athlete.

Stop drinking this wackass Kool-Aid.