Did you suddenly become white and, I strongly suspect, upper-middle class, tpb?
Embrace the glove. :tup:
Let it become apart of you.
(I’ll probably talk about that Wario stuff in the next post.)
Currently listening to this Badass OCRemix that I missed like many of its albums while I continue to do this damn faux statistical thing for something I should probably give a rest for a while. For something semi-arbitrary, this really shouldn’t taking this long. I’d rather being doing actual statistics since that’s at least informative
Think I’ll post in the movie thread now before I forget again.
You interrupted his rigorously scheduled jacking time alone.
His jacking time when he masturbates.
Wherein he masturbates about you.
Which he’ll never get back.
You monster.
Given that we were just talking about male attention-whoring and people taking in appropriate pictures and apparently pink double-sized dildos (because for some reason DaRabidDuckie is fascinated with those), I would like to think that you don’t have any inappropriate pictures of yourself on your phone. Apparently at least about 15% of this fat-ass nation “sexts”.
Don’t be a slutty statistic, especially since everyone knows how metro you are.
Oh, I concur. I was just saying that a lot more is detrimental to this site than Fan Fiction while at the same time bemoaning how abused embed is, especially in those ill-maintained character forums where it seems like someone asks the same fucking question that’s already been answered at least every month.
I believe that particular sport is called football FYI.
Both of them.
You didn’t know this until now…
Wario Land BEEN dope…
/b/ is where you picked up your calf fetish at…
Act like you know nigga…
Because Nintendo is full of bitch ass niggas that make everything for kids… teaching children greed in video games… never…
They’d rather have somebody selflessly save the same ho from bowser for like the 20th time…
How does Peach get kidnapped so much anyway… either she’s falling for that ice cream truck trick or her and bowser is fuckin’ behind mario’s back…
Hell even in Mario 64, he only got a kiss on the cheek… for risking his life to get 70 stars to rescue her, she shoulda tongued that nigga down… I’m just sayin’…
Peach gets kidnapped so much because she has a slow and low jump, and Bowser can just rush that shit down - ice stage or no.
Pretty sure Peach is just fucking Bowser like the slut she is.
Peach keeps getting kidnapped because Mushroom Kingdom security sucks.
How safe would you feel if you were being guarded by a bunch of little walking mushrooms?
up against another castle windows:shy:
Toads are amazing security. Dat hoe is just addicted to Koopa dick.
Like I was inside the creative center of Miyamoto’s brain, on a slow drug intake day?
i want an epic black sax guy at my beach parties 
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Well.
So much for the Italian myth…
I prefer Daisy.
And Rosalina.
Seriously.
He’s Italian.
And a “plumber”.
I kind of doubt Peach went out looking for a reptile to shake her tree.
Peach gettin dat spiked wang on da regular. She only calls Mario in because it’s part of their game. Koopa/Bowser is like “fuuuuuck dat bitch probably gonna call Mario n 'Wigi in on my ass just like all the other times. But that pussy is soooooo goood up under that poofy skirt!” Bitch is playing them both, but yeah… Mario is whipped without even gettin’ tha pussy. :tup:
Which reminds me that Luigi is the hardest of the mutha fuckers. He’s just there for his brother, a hardcore wingman that ain’t going down, even if his bro is after some lame ass chick. <3 Luigi. :tup:
Hi I’m Daisy!
Hi I’m Daisy!
Hi I’m Daisy!
Hi I’m Daisy!
Hi I’m Daisy!
Hi I’m Daisy!
Hi I’m Daisy!
Hi I’m Daisy!
Yeah you can have that shit, bro.****
Not gonna lie. That gave me a chubby. And that donkey had a smile on it’s muzzle. 
But seriously, THAT much CUM? :wasted:
Joe Rogan banged dem chicks later. But he didn’t kiss em. :tup
This is why Luigi is my favorite of the two brothers, and the fact he’s just 100% badass.
So Ratchet and Clank is getting a HD Remix treatment, with a Up Your Arsenal online return.
Well, I’m fucking hype.