SRK Lounge: Can we please lay off the Maxxvatars?

ah, Rizzoli & Isles is on TNT right now… gorgeous Angie Harmon all over my tv screen… so delicious… “Isles” looks alright too.

haha, they just happened to show a good calf-shot on the woman that plays “Isles”…from what I just saw… I’ll take a guess and say a certain SRK Lounge regular would approve of this woman.

Everything about Angie is so incredibly hot to me… especially that voice…

ANGIE +bonus inclusion of Elisabeth Hasselbeck!

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*ah, she has a red dress on right now… niiiiice… y’know, I’d probably still cast her as Wonder Woman if I was making a Justice League movie.

*Angie was also recently my iPod wallpaper image… she’s always been extremely close to M5™ status with me.

Fixed that for you.

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Even a size four runs you the risk of a ahem bone bruise.

That coccyx, man.

A bone to bruise your bone.

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Here is another lesser of two evils choice.

You get to choose from

A) Having to be married to a mentally challenged chick

or

B) Having to be married to a physically challenged chick

The hotter they are the more they are messed up, so you could go for a average looking chick that has a fake leg/slurs speech and doesn’t know how to operate a jar of pickles, OR a hot one that has like hooks for hands and an eye patch/full on drooling retard that shits in public.

physically challenged then they can’t run away

You could have her with some big titties and like NO torso lol. I know that wouldn’t bother a lot of you guys since a big ass makes you feel inadequate anyways.

As usual, failure to participate and copping out results in you having your genitalia slowly removed with a belt sander.

Also this can apply to the ladies if they want to participate. Just switch the gender or whatever. Of course in their situation the person will ALWAYS have a penis regardless of physical handicap. Now whether it works or not is a different story.

ITT: Niggas complaining about doughnuts when I haven’t seen a doughnut since I was in Korea.

Bagels too. You can’t find bagels here in grocery stores. But you can find cream cheese. WHAT DO YOU NEED CREAM CHEESE FOR IF YOU DON’T HAVE BAGELS?!?!

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China: able to bring the nigga out of pasty white people.

Huh.

goes back to eating his breakfast: Coffee and a buttery, toasted Lenders

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PICS

Screw that passive-aggressive nonsense.

You see this, Calf Bebe?

vvvvv

THIS is how GD rolls.

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I mean I once a fling with a deaf broad…she was bad. I told the story before.

I also used to smash this broad with one arm…she was nice too. So I had my fill of handicapped pussy

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I bet they’ll be in for a world of hurt.

kinda like that movie Boxing Helena

Well… hook hands? Yeah, I could deal with that. Like a Double Dare contestant, I am taking the Physical Challenge on this one. There’s so many categories… girl with 1 arm, or perhaps someone with severe burns on her arms, only one good eye, etc. I prefer the lower body be fully intact though…various deformities that are above the waistline might be ok with me.

oh and it’s too easy if you include Deaf in that category… since that’s not messing up her physical appearance at all… that’s almost cheating the question right there. There’s a popular/successful deaf actress…ah yes, Marlee Matlin is the name… HOT as hell, that one.

*Hulk Hogan’s MCW----> this show has a hot midget. Niiiice…

…haha, the other girl midget on there is SO jealous of her! Catfight-potential is off the charts already… yeah, I’m definitely in full support of this.

Hook hands?? No. Lol nails are bad enough…I remember I used to smash my ex and shed dig her nails into my back or chest. Felt like a was fucking lady deathstrike. Imagine how much worse hooks would be. The pain would be unbearable

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I like to link dailymail articles from time to time but even i know that it’s gutter trash…

look how they report similar crimes perpatrated by two differnt races.

lets start with the white guy… read the headlines.

link

and when a black man does the exact same thing.

link

Dear bruv RockBogart, thank you for introducing me to Rosee Divine.

Anybody want a copy of Bastion for PC? I have a steam code. First person to PM me gets it.

You know shit is wack when you start learning about your friend’s engagement through facebook. I’m not too fond of the shitty version of Shadowrun that the future looks like.