Well, shit. I’m not taking it back!
Eh…hmm…uh…if you want something serious and you are done frolicking: great. If not then well, is she hot? Does she have the funbags required for somebody of your stature? Does she care that you are broke?
Just realized this dude up there quoted me. Kinda wish I’d gone back and cleaned up the sentence a bit better.
I don’t frolic much these days. She’s a 7.5. Yes DD’s. No.
And you’re hummin’ and hawwin’… why?
Does she understand that you have your own hobbies that fulfill you as a person? Does she want babies? Do you want to own a house? Do you want to have pets?
These are more or less the basic questions for getting into a relationship with somebody. The answers to these will tell you how shit will turn out better than all the dating sites put together.
Now c’mon, of course I wasn’t implying cougar Lisa Edelstein isn’t hot, but some women actually look homely younger and transform in their late 30s early 40s.
aka The Susan Sarandon Effect.
Not godlike but GOD! His man-beard is obviously his source of strength.
I want to find out what cachaça taste like.
See? You always have to pay for sex. Always. Now if you want to make with the sexy times, you have to put up with her stories, listen to her, and buy her shit.
What’s it matter to you?
It is bad enough that SRK is populated with motherfuckers who never make it as far as a woman’s neck.
You take that shit to a whole other level.
Limbo ain’t as low as you, son. 
reverse psychology, foo. i’m trying to trick him into posting pics.
good job ruinin it, gump :mad:
So now there’s a version of Battleship called Classic Battleship Movie Edition. There’s a commercial for it.
Which means they took a game and applied it to the movie that had nothing to do with the game in the first place by keeping it as it was already as if the movie didn’t apply to it.
They somehow did this and the fabric of space-time is still intact.
Also I heard the film bombed big time. Probably why we still exist. If it had been a success then we’d be screwed.
I guess this means they “missed”. lol board game humor.
Why do I suddenly want to buy games when I’m broke?
Guess I’m burned out on BF3 =/
Berry Gordy is already dead to me for inserting his name into the title of The Last Dragon.
“Berry Gordy’s The Last Dragon” …no. No, Berry, suck a dick.
Sheeeit, if only my cousin stayed in this city… THAT would probably put my “curse” with women to a real test. The amount of hot girls that are constantly around that guy is insane… Satellites™ for real, orbiting him forever…and he’s made certain choices in life that only increased his powerlevel beyond what was already an impressively high status (*pledged a frat in the undergrad years, and the golden card— went into the medical profession, eventually becoming a doctor!). To play the role of wingman for a dude of that caliber… one would be bound to get some hot ass just in the way of “table scraps” that he doesn’t even have time for. Ladies have always adored this guy, as far as I know.
…yeah, I’d be just fine with a moderately hot girl “settling” for me as the consolation prize. His cast-offs would’ve possibly been my winnings…niiiiice…
…yes yesssss… a plan is forming… perhaps this is it! I was destined to be… THE PARASITE™…
Imagine how I feel being broke with Diablo III being out, as someone who’s played Diablo II on and off for over ten years. I’ll get it soon, though. I also want BF3+Resistance 3, especially now since they’re cheap as hell.
For me it would be getting UMVC3 back and possibly SF4 but nothing I really want comes out until the fall.
Maybe if my gaming hobby wasn’t so frowned upon by my folks I would play more.
What’s the difference between that and:
- woman has wide calves that touch each other when feet are close together Calf Busta approves
- woman does not have calves that touch each other when feet are close together Calf Busta disapproves
?
Sounds pretty one-note to me
This.
Emmets Irish Cream and Hot Chocolate is too yummy. This midwest weather sucks.
Honestly…id probably just choose death.
Fucking some anorexic stick ? Nah, id be to scared i might kill her through the pressure of my strokes alone. Plus, ribcages?? no tits? a boney ass? Yea…no.
Same goes for the obese broad…thats too much…i dont want to drown or get pulled into another dimension whilst inside her.