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Don’t you have Dragon’s Dogma to play?
I have to give one thing up for Shaft Agent: he’s one of the few people here whose taste in women isn’t one-note.
posts picture of woman… literally any woman who ever existed
Pretty much any DEP album Miss Machine and before is legit. People are too hung up on genres and it makes them forget that 90% of anything is crap.
Crack is funny, because it’s also a part of your butt.
I think we should get rid of all the obese people in the world by making Krispy Kremes free.
That way they will eat nothing but Krispy Kremes all day and they will all get heart attacks and die.
This sounds like a fail proof plan in my mind, 100% logically sound.
No. Well, yes, but I’m at work right now.
Quoted for truth.
Just be two things, or one thing, or the things. It’s a formula that’s worked literally since the beginning of commercially available music.
Quoted for truth.
Just be two things, or one thing, or the things. It’s a formula that’s worked literally since the beginning of commercially available music.
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You mean like the time my dad caught me smoking a cigarette and made me eat a whole carton in front of all my family and friends then tied me up to a tree for a whole night in a thunderstorm?
No, that would be ridiculous.
Chris Latta/Collins (Cobra Commander/Starscream) doing stand up. I never knew that he looked like Sparkplug in real life.
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They legalized crack in the form of Ritalin already
(The Fuji commercial with the two Aussie guys changed, didn’t? Or am I simply going slightly more insane? Again, not necessarily mutually exclusive.)
Gods, I loathe this dog. I can’t wait until he’s gone. He’s not as bad as a chihuahua, though very few dogs are, but he’s so ill-trained/not-trained that he keeps pissing all over things, especially right after I clean them, and is fucking “spoiled” because he’s “so cute”. If he wasn’t afraid of me or if I wasn’t here, then I hate to think of what other shit he would get away with.
I can’t wait to clean the carpet only for him to fuck that up too.
You’d have to make it so that Krispy Kremes was immune from any lawsuits for this to work, but it would otherwise sadly be quite effective in reality.
Let’s do this!
Krispy Kremes are shitty, god-awful doughnuts.
If we are going to kill them off, can we at least be merciful, and send them off with Dunkin’?
Or even be semi-kind, and hunt up a Winchelle’s?
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The last two pages have exposed Warp as Godmaster Crackhead. The lounge’s horizon broadens due to greater diversity every day.
I support this. It will kill all of the obese people in the world, and I will continue to eat dozens of donuts and be rail-thin.
Now just move a Krispy Kreme back near me .______.
Do you think if marijuana were legalized the price would decrease while the quality would decrease? Since companies would theoretically be allowed to put all the nasty shit in cigarettes into weed?
I’m just curious.
I wanted to work in a reply wherein I wrote “Warptocin.” I failed. Until I didn’t. Then, I was too lazy to check to see if I mispelled his name correctly.
I’m going home to mow my fucking lawn. Real rap.
(Diamonds on my damn chain.)
QFT.
It’s actually very shocking how easy it is to turn a lot of prescription meds into narcotics as well. Like it’s seriously not hard to make pills, I’m just thankfully quite object to the idea, as that’s a very slippery slope, especially if you already know how to do it.
(“Godmaster Crackhead” sounds like an important position.)
Hmmm…I just realized, between the Joplin tornadoes’ anniversary come up a couple weeks ago and mentioning Princess Mononoke earlier this week, I haven’t seen Weeks this year at all.
I am in despair.
It’s cute how you think obese people deserve mercy or kindness.
I once had a guy I worked with offer to pay me to go buy Sudafed for him.
You wear a diamond chain while you mow your lawn? Your mower got spinning rims, too?
gotta love meth heads.
Gotta love the ability to assemble cheap stuff into some crazy mind-altering destructive concoction and sell it for way more than the component parts to addicts.
This is why I want to smack the shit out of every drug dealer who refers to himself as a “hustler.” Yeah, you sold crack to a crackhead, sure you had to use your hard close on that one. How much was your advertising budget? Fuck outta here.