SRK Lounge aka Would you drink RockB's bath water to sleep with Beyonce?

[Hatred_Edge]

Now I understand his moniker of “The Invincible Swordsman”. You and AngryLib need to team up. Dunno which one of you would settle on being Robin.

[SoVi3t]

Why would I fart in my own bath water?

bubbles

I think drinking RockB bathwater would be equivalent to smoking a kilo of bath salts

[Amazing_Funbags]

Any fighting games worth keeping my stick around for?

[SoVi3t]

I take showers. Fuck sitting in my own dirty water, rubbing it all over.

[Tweleve]

Any fighting games worth keeping my stick around for?

Alpha 2 on GGPO

[Starhammer]

Did RockB ever answer the question if it’s just a glass of his bathwater? Because seriously dude… drinking bathwater? That ain’t shit.

Do I get to choose what part of the bathwater I dip my glass in?
Can I eat something with the bathwater? Is there a time limit on how long I have to drink the bathwater? Can I take it in minutely/hourly/daily increments?
Does it even have to be a glass? How about a coffee cup? Or does it have to be a 7-11 Big Gulp cup?
Can I drink it and throw it up a second later?
Can I freeze it, thicken it, add some spices and milk, boil it, and turn it into a gravy?

Seriously dude, you ain’t got shit on me and the things I can come up with to have a sugar momma with the money Beyonce can accumulate for me.

This has been THE INVINCIBLE SWORDSMAN saying:

I can potentially get $5000 a month until the baby turns 18 and all I have to do is take a daily coffe cup-sized sip of RockB’s bathwater?

New Nigga Please.

The Invincible Swordsman. Never afraid of asking the questions that NEED to be answered.

-Starhammer-

[The_Epidemic]

Nope. Im not like you lavender candles and scented soaps niggas.

Aye…nothing wrong with a little lavender and chamomile in the tub son. When I used to heal up from fighting I used to put some rose hips in the tub too…so relaxing with the chamomile assist. Gotta have my Yankee candle cinnamon stick candles lit too. Its truly how the angels must bathe if they got sweaty and sore that is

Sent from the next dimension using saiyantalk…

[Kromo]

Does the deal also extend to drinking Beyonce’s bathwater to sleep with rockb?

[Amazing_Funbags]

Alpha 2 on GGPO

I don’t use GGPO and/or play Alpha 2.

if I had to play an Alpha series game it would probably be A3.

[The_Invincible_Swordsman]

So would you drink my bath water after having period sex in order to have sex with x celeb??

What kind of celeb are we talking? If she’s got money, then why the hell not? Like Mila Kunis. Did you know her soon-to-be-ex is gonna get like… I think it’s $2000+ a month for a long ass time? Why the fuck not dude? I know I’m not the only guy to ever go down on a ho’ while she was having her period.

Edit: I’m dying over here…what kind of broad is this?? “I dare you to eat those kibbles & bits…if you do? You get me babe”…lol wtf

Catholics man. They’re freaks. And it was on a dare. Truth or Dare shit. Bitches like guys who’ll do anything and not hesitate to do it. Makes their ego big.

This has been THE INVINCIBLE SWORDSMAN saying:

Part of it is the time though. Nowadays, kids are scared to do shit. And don’t get me wrong… they have a right to be. But back in my day… I mean… trying to be in/hook up an orgy was the thing to do back in the late 80s/early 90s pre-Magic-Got-AIDS days.

[Havatchu]

i’ve never broken a bone, but i had an untreated hernia for over a year (every time i took a breath in specific positions it felt like a i just got kicked in the balls. every breath. over a year.), i also had my balls smashed by a 5 year old girl. i’ve never dislocated an elbow, but i wouldn’t wish a shoulder dislocation on my worst enemy. i’ve dislocated my shoulder 6 times in my life. 5 times i got it back in without incident. the last time it was out 6+ hours before the doctors put it back in. the x-rays showed my humerus was resting inside my chest.

and i’d endure this pain 3 times longer than i previously had just to be this lameass for literally about 4 seconds. there’s no way i could hold it in longer.

and none of my lawyers allow Goyim in their houses. something about foreskin draped over the toilet seat or some shit. i dunno. i’m cut.

My great great grandmother was a Jew and from Germany, so I’m technically a Jew.

Try again.

Is it weird that I feel protective of the name Valaris?

I’ve been using it for about 12 years now and I stumbled the other day on a dude on a Brony fanfiction website with the same name and got angry. And also found out some dude at my local lan cafe saw my handle while I was playing and snagged it for WoW and other MMO’s (he told me he liked it so he just started using it).
Am I weird for wanting to tell him to come up with his own shit?

Shit it’s not even a made up name, it’s actually a real word. Still. Stop giving the name Valaris a bad rep!

Dude that’s some straight up bullshit, my username isn’t even that cool and I wouldn’t want other people,** especially brony fanfic writers** using my internet shit.

You have every right to be pissed. By the way, what does Valaris mean?

I love how we’re all ignoring the fact Val was at a brony fanfiction site

This is very true, what the fuck Val?

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You on lock down til’ you do some splainin’

I never touched a page of Nintendo Power in my life, but this news was a punch in the gut:http://www.metro.co.uk/tech/games/909338-sony-closes-psygnosis-studio-and-wipeout-maker

Psygnosis has been around since the 80s. Fucked day for gaming.

This is why I use DuckDuckGo instead of google, look at these fucking results.

http://duckduckgo.com/?q=psygnosis+games

ALPHABATIZED BITCH, AND I DIDN’T EVEN HAVE TO TYPE IN THE SITE, THAT SHIT IS IN MY BAR

And then I go to google and get this.

https://www.google.com/about/company/

Oh neat, your pimping two dudes named Larry Sergey for reasons I don’t give a shit about.

Suck my dick google, suck my dick.

[kaz]

This iteration of the lounge is hilarious so far. I don’t think any of them has started out this funny this far in.

[drizzt360]

Yo, I always thought The Epidemic was a dude…

[Havatchu]

Any fighting games worth keeping my stick around for?

KOF, for the new, duh. 3S for the old.

I take showers. Fuck sitting in my own dirty water, rubbing it all over.

I take shaths, shower, then let it ferment while the bath lock is up. You wish I was kidding, Havatchu soup all day. Bitches on my pherocologones like white on rice.

Yes, pherocolognes.

And this Allison chick is just a brunette/black haired/whatever version of the “quirky” girl with zero class from what I can see in that Carpet Lint gif.

[Tempa_Tee]

I tend to alternate. It really depends on the time I have and my mood to be honest.

[Boel]

post is only 10 pars

[angryliberal]

I didn’t even realize the 3rd season of Community was out on DVD.

I WILL ORDER IT NOW.

PS - No Chevy Chase on commentary and since Mad Men was delayed Annie is finally on commentary. THAT IS THE BEST THING. Chevy Chase SO BAD ON COMMENTARY, ANNIE SO GOOD. Britta and Jeff are lolz too. And its great when they all gang up on Shirley and she is like “NOOO”

Yeah, Chevy is fucking horrible at commentary. He just seems like a lost old man. Is Dan Harmon on teh commentary tracks? If not, that sucks. That man’s ego is fucking awesome.

[zenzen]

if I had to play an Alpha series game it would probably be A3.

Why in the world would you want to play that POS? Sorry TS.

[ThePurpleBunny]

I’m with AF. A3 has Karin so A3 wins.

[ViciousSLASH]

Yeah, Chevy is fucking horrible at commentary. He just seems like a lost old man. Is Dan Harmon on teh commentary tracks? If not, that sucks. That man’s ego is fucking awesome.

He is, he gets drunk and it’s funny.

The commentaries for each season are really good. The only bad thing ( for seasons 1 and 2) is no Annie because of Mad Men. Abed, Troy, Britta, and Jeff are very funny. The Dean is also very good as is Dan Harmon and Chang. They even got Theo for some commentary this year.

Another surprisingly good batch of DVD commentary? Breaking Bad season 4, mainly because all of the cast is jokes. The humor of Vince Gillian is so refreshing compared to the stuffy seriousness of David Simon and Matthew Wiener.

To end this post, here are the Mad Men commentary tiers…

God Tier: Jon Hamm and Roger Slattery together, Pete w/Allison Brie (sadly only one episode)
A: Roger, Pete, Don, Harry, Lane
B: Ken, Joan, Megan, the costume director
C: Matthew Wiener, many of the women Don has banged
D: The one director is AWFUL, I forget his name, but he has a monotone voice and is so fucking boring, most of the production staff on Mad Men is really stuffy and boring, Peggie, and January Jones