SRK Lounge aka Would you drink RockB's bath water to sleep with Beyonce?

I love how we’re all ignoring the fact Val was at a brony fanfiction site :stuck_out_tongue:

I’ve had a few user names over the years, from back during my BBS days, until I finally settled on my current one. I still find people all the time with the same name (there is a dude in MLG who uses my name now). And a lot of vietnamese whose name is So Vi3t

My alias has stuck with me through middle school, because everyone said I look/ed like Big Worm and Notorious B.I.G. It just didn’t look right having big worm in lower-case letters, so I CAPS the fuck out of those letters…and omitted the space for some reason.

As much as I like Beyonce…I sill pass on that one.

As far as names go…how do you guys think I feel? They use my name all the time without permission on the news. Every time I hear epidemic I gotta make sure they are not referring to me…its quite exhausting

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Did RockB ever answer the question if it’s just a glass of his bathwater? Because seriously dude… drinking bathwater? That ain’t shit.

Do I get to choose what part of the bathwater I dip my glass in?
Can I eat something with the bathwater? Is there a time limit on how long I have to drink the bathwater? Can I take it in minutely/hourly/daily increments?
Does it even have to be a glass? How about a coffee cup? Or does it have to be a 7-11 Big Gulp cup?
Can I drink it and throw it up a second later?
Can I freeze it, thicken it, add some spices and milk, boil it, and turn it into a gravy?

Seriously dude, you ain’t got shit on me and the things I can come up with to have a sugar momma with the money Beyonce can accumulate for me.

This has been THE INVINCIBLE SWORDSMAN saying:

I can potentially get $5000 a month until the baby turns 18 and all I have to do is take a daily coffe cup-sized sip of RockB’s bathwater?

New Nigga Please.

Now that shit deserves man points. :tup:

:rofl: I don’t even know or care about either one of them, but this post made me laugh up water like a volcano. I have to find somewhere and someones to use this on in real life.

-Starhammer-

Well I’mma be real if I saw another Combo_Knight I’d make sure that I would always knock that motherfucker out of any tourney they ever showed up in.

Then maybe you shouldn’t be trying to mass reproduce with every female from every corner of every culture/ethnicity/ass crack. You’re gonna be like that black dude with some 30 kids with 11 women and they each get about a buck and change in child support.

I never touched a page of Nintendo Power in my life, but this news was a punch in the gut: http://www.metro.co.uk/tech/games/909338-sony-closes-psygnosis-studio-and-wipeout-maker

Psygnosis has been around since the 80s. Fucked day for gaming.

haha they made ODT a game I tried to get rid of but keeps coming back

Yeah he used to be a small dude.

But its in my nature…I’ll never be as bad as that retard tho…he obviously doesn’t want money ever lol. 30 kids?? Hell nah…I don’t want to go over 5

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Yo, I spelled my name wrong…this is the only place my name is dirzzt360. If I saw anyone using that shit I would just think the person is even dopier than me.

When I saw him in Warrior, I decided I would get traps like that. Doing shoulder shrugs with 190 lbs isn’t enough.

You’ll go over 5. You’ll attract the psycho women too. Hell you probably already do. Playa playa.

Just to touch on the thread topic a bit one last time…

I would drink a glass of bath water of anyone if the condition was that I could have sex with their sister afterwards, while they watched.

Yes, you can have my dignity, but you will watch me take your sister’s.

It is like Jay-Z and Beyonce uniting, only for Canadian pop-rock. It’s a glorious day for our country.

Also, are we posting Alison Brie gifs?

http://cdn.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/alison-brie-bukkake.gif

The gathering of the bathwater would need to be done by an impartial third party. A waiter probably. I don’t think it would matter which part of the bathwater you got anyway. You can’t escape RockB’s funk molecules.

We said that it had to be a tall drinking glass for Eva Mendes, so the same applies to RockB I guess. Like this one:

I’d drink a glass of Eva Mendes’ bathwater to sleep with Eva Mendes. I’d drink Alison Brie’s bathwater to sleep with her, no question. I might even drink Beyonce’s bathwater to sleep with Beyonce, but there is no fucking way I’d drink RockB’s bathwater to sleep with any chick. Period.

RockB most assuredly rips farts while he’s in the tub. I bet if we asked him right now, “RockB, you rip farts in the tub, don’t you?” He’ll reply with, “Yes” and the coffee cup smiley.

Yeah it makes me feel bad about being alive.

I’m pretty sure drinking 12-16oz of rockb bath water would result in a insta-kill. Ugh…even a shot worth I couldn’t bring myself to do it. I bet rockbs bath water looks like hot dog water and smells like George foreman grill grease. :wasted:

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I didn’t even realize the 3rd season of Community was out on DVD.

I WILL ORDER IT NOW.

PS - No Chevy Chase on commentary and since Mad Men was delayed Annie is finally on commentary. THAT IS THE BEST THING. Chevy Chase SO BAD ON COMMENTARY, ANNIE SO GOOD. Britta and Jeff are lolz too. And its great when they all gang up on Shirley and she is like “NOOO”

Just to put this in perspective and refresh so you guys know who you’re dealing with…

I have eaten dogfood (the crunchy kind) on a dare to get laid
I have drank actual bathwater of a ho’ to gross her out (and still turn her on) and fuck her in the tub
I have drank actual sweat after the bitch jogged for about a half hour on the treadmill and ringed the sweat out of her shirt and running bra for the POSSIBLITY to get laid (and I didn’t even get laid. But I did kinda cheat. I threw it down with a mountain dew)
And need I remind you all of my brush with losing my anal virginity?

This has been THE INVINCIBLE SWORDSMAN saying:

So yeah… a glass of some dude’s bathwater? For the possibility to get $5000 a month for 18 years? Come on new niggas… ya’ll gotta get out more.

^…you seem pretty proud of these feats :confused:

Smh

So would you drink my bath water after having period sex in order to have sex with x celeb??

Edit: I’m dying over here…what kind of broad is this?? “I dare you to eat those kibbles & bits…if you do? You get me babe”…lol wtf

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